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Examination of the Police Force, Part 7

by Blindside


After examining the last cop, I decided that perhaps it would be best to terminate my relationship with the police force. I quickly reviewed the terms of the contract and luckily found a clause, which would allow me to cancel. I therefore had the receptionist draft a cancellation letter (the contract required 5 days written notice).

In the meantime, and unbeknownst to me, an appointment had been made for the following day by one of the officers. This was indeed bad timing. Several weeks ago, I had agreed to allow an intern from the hospital to observe the on-goings of a real medical practice. It’s really quite simple. The intern simply “shadows” the doctor for the day and participates in whatever treatment and/or examinations are required for the patient. Having the intern present might cramp my style, which may have to be somewhat adjusted.

The following morning, the intern arrived early. His name was John, and was dressed appropriately for a young doctor. In the mean time, the cop arrived right on schedule and the receptionist ushered him to the exam room. I finished a cup of coffee while reviewing his paperwork with the intern. This guy looked normal…married with two kids. Had been on the police force for a little over ten years.

Entering the exam room, I was somewhat taken back by the appearance of this man. A real hunk! Six feet tall, about 210 pounds, with the deepest steel blue eyes I’d ever seen. But there was just one problem…the cop didn’t look so good …I mean, he looked sick.

“Good morning officer!” I said, shaking his hand. “This is John, who is an intern at the hospital. He will be assisting me this morning during your examination. Is that okay?

“Yeah, good morning Doctor,” replied the cop, sitting on the exam table, “I guess so, as long as you don’t charge me twice.” Everyone laughed.

“So … how do you feel today officer?” I asked, which was not my normal question.

“Just rotten Doctor,” replied the cop, “my stomach aches something awful.”

“Well, we’ll take a look,” I said, “Why don’t you disrobe and step over there on the scale.”

The officer quickly removed his uniform, carefully hanging each garment on the hangers provided. When he dropped his underwear, I just about lost it. The cop had an enormous uncut penis, together with testicles the size of tennis balls. This was going to be fun. Maybe I shouldn’t have cancelled the contract! In the meantime, there was John to deal with.

“Excuse me Doctor,” said John in somewhat of a whisper, “is it normal to have the patient completely naked?” I simply nodded ‘yes’ and proceeded.

After I got the cop weighed and measured, he returned to the exam table where I took his blood pressure. Normal. I figured I’d get his temperature when it was time for the rectal exam.

Very quickly, I did the routine stuff. In the interest of teaching John a thing or two, I had him examine the officer’s throat allowing him to pronounce the patient fit in that department.

“Okay officer,” I said, “If you’ll lie down on the table, we’ll get your abdomen examined.” I started pressing on his stomach, lightly at first, and then a little harder. I continued to press some more, moving down towards his dick. The officer was obviously in some kind of pain. I immediately recognized the problem, but was interested to see whether John could diagnosis the situation. I directed the intern to examine the abdomen.

“Doctor,” said John, “I believe our patient might be constipated.” Bingo. Our intern was pretty sharp after all.

“So officer, when was the last time you had a bowel movement?” I asked.

“Gee Doc, I really can’t recall … must have been several days ago,” replied the cop.

“Well officer,” I said, “I think the solution is an enema. Have you ever had an enema before?”

“Ah, no … can’t say as I have,” replied the officer, as his eyes started to bug out from his head. I figured he knew something was going to be stuck up his butt hole.

Typically, I would have the patient bend over the exam table during this procedure. Because I wanted to “retain my view,” I decided to administer the enema while the cop was lying on his back. After preparing the enema, it was time to begin.

“Okay officer, if you’ll just spread your legs a bit, I’m going to insert this tube into your rectum!” I said, as I found my way to his hole and brushing his balls along the way. Man, what a nice dick!

Once the tube was properly inserted, I let the solution flow … hopefully we’d need to do this several times! In the meantime, the officer sprouted an erection … all ten inches.

Once all the solution had found its way into the cop’s lower colon, I directed him to the restroom. “Just hold it as long as you can, and then release,” I said, leaving the restroom to give the poor guy some privacy. Several minutes later, I heard an enormous amount of fluid exit the cop’s but into the toilet. And there was a second “wave.” And a third.

While the cop was taking a crap, John asked whether it was normal for the patient to become erect during the enema procedure. “Well John,” I said, “it’s not abnormal,” leaving his question somewhat unanswered.

The cop stepped out from the restroom, looking quite exhausted. “So how do you feel officer?” I asked, noting he even look a bit better, erection and all.

“Wow!” said the cop, standing naked before me, “I actually feel pretty good. What the hell was wrong with me?”

“Well officer, as John said, you were simply constipated!” I said, “It actually happens to all of us at one time or another. Are you ready to continue with the exam?”

“Yeah, I guess so,” said the cop, as I directed him to stand in front of the exam table while I rolled my small stool before his manhood.

“Okay officer, I’m now going to examine your penis and testicles … just stand still for a moment,” I said, picking up his hard dick. Man, what a prize! Rolling back the foreskin, I found an unusually shaped head … almost pointed. Continuing to examine the penis, I was hoping the officer would not go limp. Next, I examined his balls, which appeared to be full … ready to bust! This poor guy not only had been filled with crap (which we have now put to rest), but also was retaining a large amount of semen … that of course, must we must deal with!

“Officer,” I said, “If it’s okay, I’m going to have John repeat the examination of your penis and testicles.” The officer nodded, and John took a position on the small stool and commenced to examine the cop’s rock hard member. After John had finished with the testicles, I looked at the officer, who had been staring at the ceiling all the time during the groin examination. “Officer,” I said, “when was the last time you ejaculated?”

“It’s been a while Doc,” replied the officer, “my wife has been out of town on a business trip for the past ten days … so it’s been a dry spell.”

“Well, have you masturbated during that time?” I asked. John looked horrified that I would ask such a question. Well, he’d just have to learn.

“Actually, yes I have Doc … but only once,” replied the officer, obviously embarrassed.

“Do your testicles hurt officer?” I asked, cupping them with both hands, his dick still harder than a rock and within inches of my face.

“Well … kind of,” replied the officer, “but I can live with it.”

“Frankly officer,” I said, “we need to relieve you of the fluid build up. Just hop up on the exam table and we’ll get you fixed up.”

“So … what are you going to do Doctor?” asked the cop, as he resumed a horizontal position.

“Well, the best solution is to stimulate you to ejaculation,” I said, grabbing some lubricant from the counter.

“Oh,” replied the officer, as I told him to just relax. John’s face turned beet red as I pulled back his foreskin and applied a small amount of lubricant to the pointed head of his dick. Using my index finger and thumb, I gently started to masturbate the officer. I then took my hand and wrapped it around the officer’s penis the best I could. Moving his shaft up and down slowly, the head of his dick actually got bigger! Based on the apparent content of his balls, I figured this wouldn’t take long.

“So how you doin’ officer?” I asked, continuing to stroke his dick.

“Yeah, okay Doc,” replied the officer, who was not displaying any emotion. “I’ve never been masturbated by another man before.”

“This isn’t masturbation officer,” I replied, “It’s simply a necessary medical procedure to elevate you from pain in your testicles.”

“Oh,” replied the officer. I wondered if he actually bought that line. I then invited John to take my place jacking off the cop.

John started stroking the cop’s dick, slowly and then picking up a little speed. “Not so fast John,” I said, “We need to ensure the officer’s comfort during this procedure.”

Assuming the officer would make some type of signal when he was about to unload, he continued to jack the cop off. And then, without warning, a massive amount of cum came flying out from his dick, landing almost everywhere. John’s hand was literally covered with the officer’s sperm. And then, the officer unleashed yet another round, finding it’s way to his chest. And a third ejaculation. And a fourth.

“Do you feel better officer?” I asked, tossing him a wet towel to clean up.

“Yeah Doc,” replied the officer, “I must confess I do.” The officer’s dick remained rock hard.

John washed his hands while the officer finished removing the load from his body.

“Okay officer, let’s finish up by getting your temperature and examining your rectum. Just stand up and bend over the exam table,” I said, holding the rectal thermometer in my hand.

Inserting the thermometer up the cop’s butt hole, I noticed his penis had not retreated from its fully erect state. Well, we’d give it some time I guess. Next I told the cop that I would be examining his prostate, and asked John to perform the procedure. John slipped his finger up the cop’s asshole. Finding the prostate normal, John removed his finger, only to have the cop fart directly in his face!

“Oh!” said the cop in horror, “Sorry ‘bout that!” I guess we hadn’t fully emptied his bowel. I stood up, while the cop turned around, still rock hard.

“Excuse me officer,” I said, staring at his dick, “I can’t help but notice you still have an erection. Do you need to still need to relieve yourself?”

“Ah, yeah, Doc, I guess I do,” replied the officer.

“Well, just hop up on the table and we’ll get you drained,” I replied, directing John to perform the procedure again. I couldn’t believe there remained any fluid in his balls; given the amount of cum he had produced in round one.

John commenced to masturbate officer; using the soft touch I had taught him earlier. This time however, the cop started to make some noises, which were typical during the masturbation process. John was clearly embarrassed by this activity, however by now he had accepted the fact this was simply a necessary medical procedure. After several minutes, the officer started squirming on the table … and finally said, “Mother fuck! I’m cumming!” John released his grip just as the cop unloaded yet another bucket of fluid. John immediately grabbed a wet towel and cleaned our patient up.

“Okay John,” I said, “Now feel the officer’s testicles … I think you’ll find them a bit more normal now.” John touched the cop’s balls lightly, noting, “Yes Doctor, they seem to be drained sufficiently.”

I directed the cop to get dressed, since the examination was over. I also noted that John had apparently gotten a hard on since there was a slight bulge in his crotch. John had tried to cover the condition with his lab coat, although it was still obvious he had an erection.

After the officer had left, I asked John to review our findings with the patient. “Tell me what you learned today, John,” I said, still noting our intern had an erection.

“Well Doctor,” said John, “Aside from the normal exam procedure, it appears to me that regular ejaculation is necessary to maintain good health.” John’s voice started to quiver. “Additionally,” he continued, now shaking, “I was unaware that the size of a man’s testicles correlated to excessive fluid build up …” John then grabbed his crotch as his body trembled uncontrollably.

Yes, our intern had become so excited that he had actually cum in his pants! What a mess!

This ends our series “Examination of the Police Force” and I hope you enjoyed the stories!

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After examining the last cop, I decided that perhaps it would be best to terminate my relationship with the police force. I quickly reviewed the terms of the contract and luckily found a clause, which would allow me to cancel. I therefore had the receptionist draft a cancellation letter (the contract required 5 days written notice). In the meantime, and unbeknownst to me, an appointment had

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After returning to college after the holiday break, I was introduced to Michelle by one of my fraternity brothers. My name is Gary. God she was pretty…and smart. Michelle and I fell in love immediately. We were both in our senior year and would be graduating in May. I couldn’t believe the luck I’d had, finding the perfect girl. By early March, Michelle and I decided to get married

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Hemorrhoids and a Hard-On

I absolutely, positively, had to do something about my hemorrhoids. The pain was awful! And the scratching was disgusting! I must have the most ugly butt hole on the planet! Something had to be done! Not having seen a doctor since my college days, naturally I was apprehensive to start now. And notwithstanding that fact, I didn’t even have a regular physician. Certainly, I wasn’t going to

Masturbation Therapy

Having been married for about 10 years with two kids, my wife and I decided it was time for me to have a vasectomy. She had been on the pill, but was unhappy with the side effects. Additionally, my wife was scared to death of having another child, which resulted in infrequent sexual intercourse. This is pretty tough on a 30-year-old still horny bastard. At least my wife would give me several

Military Doc, Part 1

During my senior year in college, one of my professors suggested I attend medical school. I was a smart kid, and would graduate with a degree in biology. The trouble with this suggestion however, was the fact I had no money. There was a solution however, and that was to let the military pay for med school, knowing full well I’d have to commit to eight years in the army. Well, one does what

Military Doc, Part 2

After spending one year in the middle of nowhere, I was transferred back state side. After my arrival however, I decided being on an isolated base in the Pacific wasn’t so bad after all. The military medical facility I was assigned was very large and filled with a multitude of doctors. Upon my arrival, I was ushered into the office of the head physician. I was about to learn he was a

Military Doc, Part 3

After a year of hell working stateside for General “shit head”, I got transferred to a medium sized military base in Europe. This was now my third year of my eight-year commitment to the military. Time was going very slowly. Upon my arrival at the base, I was assigned to emergency room duties. This was okay with me, as it would give me some additional experience as well as allow me to

Military Doc, Part 4

It was my fourth year of indentured servitude with the Military medical team. I really wasn’t too anxious to leave Europe, but didn’t have a choice when reassigned to a stateside facility on the west coast. The base was a combination of various functions, including a recruitment and high-tech training center. I would be working in the hospital, making rounds and sometimes alternating in the

Military Doc, Part 5

It was the beginning of my fifth year as a military doctor. I was somewhat concerned that nothing had been said regarding a transfer, although my current assignment at a west coast facility was okay with me. The warm weather suited me just fine. On a Monday morning, the chief medical officer called me to his office. “Major, we’d like you to stay in this area. Would that be acceptable?”

Military Doc, Part 6

So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,

Military Doc, Part 7

It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the

Military Doc, Part 8

Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of

My Friend Skip - Part 1

After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by

My Prostate Exam

“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 1

To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 2

Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 3

Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 4

Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 5

Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 6

Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the

Sports Medicine

Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was

Sports Medicine, Part 1

After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their

Sports Medicine, Part 2

Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He

Sports Medicine, Part 3

Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.

Sports Medicine, Part 4

When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.

Sports Medicine, Part 5

The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d

Sports Medicine, Part 6

The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a

Sports Medicine, Part 7

It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with

State Trooper, Part 1

Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every

State Trooper, Part 2

Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also

State Trooper, Part 3

Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.

State Trooper, Part 4

Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth

State Trooper, Part 5

The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.

State Trooper, Part 6

The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some

State Trooper, Part 7

After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which

The Sergeant Re-enlists - Part 3

This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 1

This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 2

This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”

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