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Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 4
by Blindside
The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn.
“Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks with the other troops, my friend Frankland gave me a dirty look. I’m sure he was pissed I was headed towards an air-conditioned area, given the fact the warehouse was starting to heat up. The forecast was for a 90-degree day, which meant the warehouse would be about 100 degrees.
Entering the office, I noticed there were two offices, together with an open space with several desks, one of which belonged to the corporal. There was also a small kitchenette as well as a restroom. I took a seat at one of the desks, waiting for the corporal.
After about 15 minutes, the corporal entered the office.
“OK Cooper, here are your assignments. First, you are responsible for the cleanliness of the kitchenette and restroom. Got it?”
“Sure, corporal … no problem.” This was easy … so far.
“Second, when the sergeant and lieutenant arrive, you are to get their coffee and accommodate them in any way they desire. Got it?”
“Yeah … what’s next?”
“Third, you are to answer the phones and deliver messages to the appropriate person.”
“That it, corporal?”
“That’s it, Cooper. And don’t fuck this up. I’m taking a change doing this anyway.” The corporal sat down at his desk and started going thru some paperwork. I headed towards the kitchenette and made some coffee. The refrigerator was a mess, so I began cleaning out the left over food that had molded. Gross!
Promptly at 0900, the sergeant and lieutenant arrived and headed towards their office.
“Well Cooper … see if they want some coffee.”
I first knocked on the lieutenant’s office door. “Excuse me sir, can I get you some coffee?”
“Who are you, private?”
“Cooper, sir! I’ve been assigned to the office.”
“Yeah … OK … coffee … black!” I checked with the sergeant. No use making two trips.
Once I got the sergeant and lieutenant taken care of, I started to clean the restroom, which like the kitchen was a mess. By the afternoon, the office was in top condition. Looked as if I could goof off the remainder of the day.
As the week passed, I kept wondering what the sergeant and lieutenant actually did, other than shuffle paper around, drink coffee, and talk on the phone. My friend Frankland was not speaking to me, given the fact he was stuck in the 100-degree warehouse. I must admit I missed the afternoon card games, which the corporal sanctioned. Finally, Friday afternoon arrived and I figured the corporal would let me go early, since the sergeant and lieutenant had left just after lunch. By 1400 hours, the entire warehouse had emptied out, leaving only the corporal and myself. So there I sat, watching the corporal shuffle paper.
“Excuse me corporal … can I leave for the day?” I had intended to make amends with Frankland. The corporal stood up and began rubbing his crotch. Here it comes.
“No quite yet Cooper … your corporal needs to be serviced.” I took that to mean the corporal needed a blowjob. Well, it was my intention to suck my way to the top. So there was the corporal, standing directly in front of me.
“Undo my pants, Cooper.” I removed the corporal’s belt, unzipped his pants, and dropped them to his knees. Next came the underwear, exposing the corporal’s small weenie.
“Now suck it, Cooper!” I lifted the corporal’s dick in my hand and started sucking it, slowly at first and then faster. I figured the faster the corporal got off, the quicker I’d get out of the office for a well-deserved weekend.
Several minutes passed, as the corporal continued to moan in various tones. Once in a while, he’d pause, take his hard dick out of my mouth and slap it against my chin. The corporal might be small, but that dick of his was harder than a rock.
I stopped momentarily. “Please don’t cum in my mouth, corporal!”
“Shut up Cooper … I’ll do anything I damn well please.” So I prepared myself for his load down my throat. Several minutes later, the reality of the situation occurred. The corporal grabbed my head, jammed his cock down my throat, and let loose with his load.
“Suck it dry, Cooper … come on!” So I licked the corporal’s dick clean, resulting in a stream of cum dripping from my mouth on the clean floor. Finally, the corporal pulled up his underwear and pants, put on his belt, and told me to clean up the mess on the floor. Once that was done, the corporal dismissed me for the weekend.
So every Friday afternoon, I would suck the corporal’s dick as a condition of my office employment. After five weeks of indentured servitude, I decided to confront the corporal with my own demands. Fortunately, the corporal gave me the perfect opportunity. Friday afternoon arrived, with the warehouse empty except for the corporal and me. At exactly 1400 hours, the corporal stands up from his desk, rubbing his crotch.
“Stand up Cooper … and get out of that uniform.”
“Excuse me corporal?”
“You heard me … strip naked! I’m going to fuck that virgin ass of yours.” I guess he hadn’t heard about the black lieutenant, who had ripped me a new one in Phoenix.
“In your dreams, corporal.” Actually, the corporal’s small dick wouldn’t put a dent in my butthole.
“You want to stay in the office, Cooper?”
“Do you want a weekly blowjob, corporal?” Might as well turn the tables.
“I’m ordering you to strip naked, Cooper. NOW!”
“Fuck you, corporal! If you want to screw my asshole, that will require a promotion to private first class!” My plan was in motion.
“Yeah … OK … now get the fuck out of that uniform!” Since the corporal had never gone back on his word, I decided to risk the situation and slowly undressed.
“Now bend over on that desk Cooper. And prepare to be fucked! Spread those legs!” Once I was in position, the corporal mounted me and stuck his small dick up my asshole. Felt pretty good, to be honest. The corporal would make a good voice background for a porn movie … humping and moaning like the trailer trash he was.
As the corporal was screwing my butt, I couldn’t help but wonder who else the corporal had fucked. Well, can’t sweat the details. Several minutes passed, as the corporal continued to grunt and moan uncontrollably. Finally, he pulled out and came all over my clean floor. Then the corporal stuck his finger up my ass several times, finally jamming it as hard as he could.
“Thanks, private first class!”
So the following week, my promotion papers came through. Frankland was furious, as was some other men who were ahead of me as far as length of service was concerned. Tough shit! You simply had to work the angles in this man’s military!
Several months went by, as I continued to service the corporal every Friday afternoon. Sometimes the corporal would just want a blowjob; other times he’d want to have his dick sucked just long enough to get it hard, at which point he’d jam it up my ass. The sergeant and lieutenant didn’t even suspect what was occurring, although I was always concerned we’d be caught. And what a mess that would be!
After a holiday weekend, I reported to the warehouse only to find the corporal was nowhere to be found. The sergeant was making work assignments, as I headed towards the office … the corporal had exempted me from roll call. I quickly made some coffee, thinking perhaps the corporal was on leave and had failed to tell me.
When the sergeant entered the office, I fetched some coffee and entered his office. Not wanting to pry, I was curious as to the corporal’s whereabouts.
“Ah … sergeant, is the corporal on leave?”
“The corporal is no longer with this outfit Cooper … and that’s all I have to say!” Mmmm, this was interesting.
“Ah … yes sergeant … anything else you need?”
“Maybe later Cooper …” I quickly left his office and returned to my desk, wondering all the while what had befallen the corporal.
Later that day, the sergeant called me into his office.
“Have a seat, Cooper.” I kind of liked the sergeant, even though he was a lifer and somewhat of a mean son-of-a-bitch. He was a big motherfucker, with a square jaw and flattop … typical of career military.
“Cooper, I have some bad news for you.”
“Yes, sergeant?” This didn’t sound good. Was I being sent back to the warehouse?
“Last night, the corporal was caught butt fucking another man in the steam room at the gym.”
“You’re kidding!” I acted dumb, although I had an immediate concern that the corporal’s dick had ‘slept around,’ if you get my drift.
“That’s right Cooper … the corporal is apparently a faggot! By the way, did he ever try anything with you?”
“No sergeant … certainly not!” That came out pretty convincing.
“Tell me Cooper … have you ever wondered what it’d be like to have man-to-man sex?”
“Ah … no sergeant, can’t say I have.” Where was the sergeant going with this, anyway?
“Well, now that the corporal is no longer with us, I’m going to need some relief.” So that was it; the sergeant and corporal were going at it as well. How many fucking people had the corporal screwed?
“I don’t understand, sergeant.” Well, I understood perfectly. The sergeant stood up, and began rubbing his crotch. “Get naked Cooper … I’m going to fuck your ass.”
“Not so fast sergeant … I’m going to need a promotion out of this … how ‘bout I take the corporals place?
“Yeah yeah … now get your fuck’in clothes off!” Again, I had no reason to not trust the sergeant, and he did need a corporal in the ranks. Otherwise, he’d be taking roll call every morning and having to deal with all the disciplinary problems which typically occurred in the warehouse. I decided to play the sergeant’s game.
The sergeant was naked before I was able to remove even my pants. I took one look at his hard dick and regretted I had agreed to be fucked. The sergeant had a massive cock … larger than even the black lieutenant from the Phoenix stopover. This was going to hurt!
“Bend over Cooper!” I followed instructions, as the sergeant mounted me and jammed his cock up my ass.
“Take it out! Take it out!” It hurt like hell!
“Shut up … corporal!” The price one pays for a promotion!
Once the sergeant had has his way with me, he slowly got dressed and told me to return to work. “This won’t be the last time, Cooper … you owe me for the promotion.”
The sergeant submitted the promotion papers, but demanded he fuck me every afternoon. After one week of being ripped apart, the promotion finally came through.
“Okay Cooper … you’re now a corporal … except we have some housekeeping to take care of.”
“What’s that, sergeant?”
“The promotion is contingent on you passing a complete medical physical. Report to the infirmary tomorrow at 0800!”
Before leaving that afternoon, the sergeant again fucked my ass … so hard, I truly thought he’d caused permanent damage.
Part 5 to follow
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I absolutely, positively, had to do something about my hemorrhoids. The pain was awful! And the scratching was disgusting! I must have the most ugly butt hole on the planet! Something had to be done! Not having seen a doctor since my college days, naturally I was apprehensive to start now. And notwithstanding that fact, I didn’t even have a regular physician. Certainly, I wasn’t going to
Masturbation Therapy
Having been married for about 10 years with two kids, my wife and I decided it was time for me to have a vasectomy. She had been on the pill, but was unhappy with the side effects. Additionally, my wife was scared to death of having another child, which resulted in infrequent sexual intercourse. This is pretty tough on a 30-year-old still horny bastard. At least my wife would give me several
Military Doc, Part 1
During my senior year in college, one of my professors suggested I attend medical school. I was a smart kid, and would graduate with a degree in biology. The trouble with this suggestion however, was the fact I had no money. There was a solution however, and that was to let the military pay for med school, knowing full well I’d have to commit to eight years in the army. Well, one does what
Military Doc, Part 2
After spending one year in the middle of nowhere, I was transferred back state side. After my arrival however, I decided being on an isolated base in the Pacific wasn’t so bad after all. The military medical facility I was assigned was very large and filled with a multitude of doctors. Upon my arrival, I was ushered into the office of the head physician. I was about to learn he was a
Military Doc, Part 3
After a year of hell working stateside for General “shit head”, I got transferred to a medium sized military base in Europe. This was now my third year of my eight-year commitment to the military. Time was going very slowly. Upon my arrival at the base, I was assigned to emergency room duties. This was okay with me, as it would give me some additional experience as well as allow me to
Military Doc, Part 4
It was my fourth year of indentured servitude with the Military medical team. I really wasn’t too anxious to leave Europe, but didn’t have a choice when reassigned to a stateside facility on the west coast. The base was a combination of various functions, including a recruitment and high-tech training center. I would be working in the hospital, making rounds and sometimes alternating in the
Military Doc, Part 5
It was the beginning of my fifth year as a military doctor. I was somewhat concerned that nothing had been said regarding a transfer, although my current assignment at a west coast facility was okay with me. The warm weather suited me just fine. On a Monday morning, the chief medical officer called me to his office. “Major, we’d like you to stay in this area. Would that be acceptable?”
Military Doc, Part 6
So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,
Military Doc, Part 7
It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the
Military Doc, Part 8
Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of
My Friend Skip - Part 1
After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by
My Prostate Exam
“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 1
To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 2
Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 3
Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 4
Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 5
Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 6
Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the
Sports Medicine
Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was
Sports Medicine, Part 1
After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their
Sports Medicine, Part 2
Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He
Sports Medicine, Part 3
Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.
Sports Medicine, Part 4
When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.
Sports Medicine, Part 5
The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d
Sports Medicine, Part 6
The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a
Sports Medicine, Part 7
It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with
State Trooper, Part 1
Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every
State Trooper, Part 2
Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also
State Trooper, Part 3
Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.
State Trooper, Part 4
Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth
State Trooper, Part 5
The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.
State Trooper, Part 6
The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some
State Trooper, Part 7
After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which
The Sergeant Re-enlists - Part 3
This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He
The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 1
This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only
The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 2
This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”
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