Fortune Teller: Hans & Gianni

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Fortune Teller: Hans & Gianni Visit Kristen Bjorn

By Kristen Bjorn

Hans Berlin slips into the world renowned seer’s lair to see what he can learn, but Gianni Maggio already knows who he is and what he seeks. Gianni proceeds to prepare a reading for Hans as the candle is lit and the cards are dealt. What will the cards tell us? The cards are not clear and Gianni must use a more powerful reading, “The Ora-Culo of Ur-Anus” reading. Gianni prepares Hans for the reading by stripping him down to his jock strap and retrieving his ora reader. Trepidation is all over Han’s face as he plays along. Gianni is unable to get a clear reading and has to delve deeper to see what the future holds for Hans. As Hans is splayed on the chair, Gianni uses another of his ora readers, his tongue, to explore Hans’ much deeper.