Learning to Pee Joke
This is a joke I heard a long time ago. Before I told it to guys, I would ask them if they were cut. If they said yes, I would tell them they have to remember that this little boy is uncut or they won't understand the joke. If they said no, I would tell them good, they will understand the story with no problem. (This also gave me the chance to find out if they were cut or uncut -- killing two birds with one stone!)
One day Billy's father decided it was time to teach him how to pee without making a mess. So he took his son into the bathroom and had him stand in front of the toilet.
"Now remember this," Dad said. "Number one, you unzip" (Billy did each thing after his father told him), "Number two, you pull it out. Number three, you pull back the skin. Number four, you pee. Number five, you pull the skin back in place. Number six, you put it back in your pants. Number seven, you zip up your pants. Think you can remember that?" "Sure," said Billy.
A few days later Billy's father passed by the bathroom where Billy was standing in front of the toilet. Dad stuck his head in to see how his son was doing, and he heard Billy saying, "Three-five, three-five, three-five."