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Examination of the Police Force, Part 1

by Blindside


After graduation from medical school and participating in the required intern and residency programs, I established my practice. Mainly, my focus was on sports medicine together with occasional men’s health issues. Into my second year of practice, I had plenty of business to make a comfortable living.

Luckily, I was able to share office space with a psychiatrist. We also shared a receptionist, which worked out well. She answered the phones, did the mail, handled appointments, and anything else thrown her way. I didn’t have a nurse (they’re nothing but trouble), so basically I did everything myself.

One day, our receptionist handled me an envelope from the local police administration office. They were soliciting bids for area doctors to give annual physicals to the men on the force. I kind of tossed the letter on my desk, not giving it much thought. As I said, business was good and I saw no reason to participate in this activity.

Several days later, I noticed the letter on my desk and reread the document. Well, what the hell…I’d bid high and figure the cops would go elsewhere. Actually, it looked as if they were going to spread the work out, since the most number of patients I’d be seeing was about ten per year. The requirements for the physical were the standard stuff, along with an EKG and a flexible sigmoidoscope, if deemed appropriate. I sent the form back to the cops.

Two weeks later, I was notified that indeed I was an “official doctor” of the police department. Additionally, my first patient would be the following Friday. I had the receptionist put it on the schedule, and promptly forgot about it.

Friday morning arrived. I hadn’t bothered to look at the appointment book, which was my normal custom. In any event, I was in my office reading the paper, when the receptionist came to the door. “The cop is here,” she said, handing me his paperwork. “Oh yeah,” I replied, remembering the appointment. “Put him in the exam room…I’ll be right there.”

I finished the comics and then looked over the cop’s paperwork. Seemed routine to me. It was about 8 am, and I figured he’d be out by maybe 9:30 am. I headed towards the exam room.

Upon opening the door, I just about pissed my pants. Sitting on the exam table was a huge black man, probably 6 foot 2 inches tall, and weighing at least 230 pounds. Looked to be all muscle.

“Good morning officer!” I said, shaking his hand, “Here for a physical exam I see!”

“Yeah Doc, and I’m not especially pleased with it either,” replied the cop, who looked rather nervous.

“Just relax officer…I promise not to bite,” I replied, thinking maybe I’d like to bite.

We went over his paperwork, and I asked several questions…mainly about life style…you know, smoking, drinking, etc. The cop was obviously very uncomfortable, and I was attempting to put him at ease.

“Okay officer, let’s get started,” I said, handing him a cup to piss in.

“What’s this Doc?” asked the officer, apparently never having seen a urine collection jar.

“I’ll need to collect a urine sample. Just step into the restroom over there and fill the jar,” I said, pointing to the small door leading to the lavatory. “And while you’re in there, please disrobe in preparation for the examination.”

“You mean everything Doc?” asked the cop, somewhat fearful.

“Everything it is, officer. Can’t very well do an examination with your uniform on, now can I?

“Yeah, I guess not,” replied the officer, as he headed towards the restroom.

“By the way officer, is that gun loaded?” I asked, wanting no part of firearms.

“Ah, yeah, but I promise not to shoot you,” replied the officer. We both laughed.

After about five minutes, I became concerned that the officer had not reappeared from the restroom. “Everything okay in there officer?” I asked.

“Yeah, just a minute Doc,” replied the officer.

Several more minutes passed. “Officer, are you sure you’re okay?” I inquired, wondering what the hell he was doing. Time is money, you know.

The officer stuck his head out the door. “Doc, I’m somewhat embarrassed,” said the cop, “for some reason, I sprouted a hard on, err, erection.”

“Ah, that’s okay officer. I’ve seen ‘em before. Come on out…let’s get started,” I said.

Slowly, the cop opened the door. I couldn’t believe my eyes. There before me was a totally naked black man sporting the biggest piece of meat I’d ever seen. I mean, it must have been at least 10 inches in length, pointing straight upward. Frankly it reminded me of a longneck beer bottle. To top it off, the cop had not been circumcised, and there must have been enough foreskin to upholster a wing back chair. Additionally, the cop didn’t have much pubic hair. I wondered if he’d shaved it off at some point.

“I’m really sorry Doc,” said the cop, as he handed me the urine sample.

“Hey! Don’t be concerned officer,” I said, “Just step on the scales over there.”

I was right on. 230 pounds exactly. “Okay officer, let’s see how tall you are,” I said, motioning him against the wall. Actually, I was more curious on how long the dude was … that might come later. Again, right on. Six-foot two inches. I recorded the information on the chart.

“While you’re standing, let’s take some measurements officer,” I said, grabbing a tape measure. A perfect 34-inch waist. The chest measurement came in at 48 inches. And his pecs reminded me of the Rocky Mountains. This guy was obviously in terrific shape. His dick looked to be in perfect condition as well, still sticking up and harder than a rock.

“Okay officer, let’s get your temperature. Just bend over on the exam table,” I said, as grabbed a rectal thermometer, and applied some lubricant to the devise.

“Doc, you’re not going to stick that thing up my butt hole, are you?” Asked the cop.

“Yeah, I am officer, but believe me, it won’t hurt,” I lied.

Slowly, I inserted the thermometer in the cop’s hole, gliding it ever so gently up the cop’s rectum. “Just relax officer,” I said, “this won’t take but a minute or two.” I left the thermometer in for about five minutes, simply to make sure it “took.”

“Doc, this is very embarrassing,” said the cop. Hey! He ain’t seen noth’in yet!

Once the thermometer was removed, I had the cop take a seat on the table. The next several minutes were consumed with the regular stuff…eyes, ears, nose, throat, etc. I then took his blood pressure, which was unusually high. “I think I’m just nervous, Doc,” said the cop, as I noted his blood pressure on the chart. After checking his heart and lungs, I told the cop to lay down…“time for an EKG,” I said, as I moved the monitor closer to the exam table.

So there lay the cop, boner and all, spread out on the table. I still couldn’t believe the size of his penis. And those balls! Low hung suckers, and blacker than the ace of spades.

I hooked the cop up to the EKG machine, and took the necessary readings. I had trouble not taking my eyes off the guy’s dick, thinking it might just explode any minute.

After the EKG was complete, I moved my hands over the cop’s chest, asking occasionally, “Any pain there officer?” He said there wasn’t. When I got to his abs, it was necessary to slide my hands under the cop’s dick. With both hands resting on his pelvis, it appeared to me his penis was getting even harder. With that part of the exam over, it was now time for the fun part.

“Okay officer, if you’ll stand up we’ll get your equipment checked out!” I said, motioning the cop to stand up in front of the exam table. I grabbed a small stood, and wheeled myself up smack dap in front of his obvious manhood.

First, I checked out his testicles, ensuring there were no obvious lumps. “Turn your head and cough, please,” I said, still latched on to his balls. When the cop coughed, his erect dick moved back and forth several times.

“Okay officer, let’s check out your penis,” I said, as I moved his foreskin down over his throbbing shaft. A mushroom head popped out, sporting a piss hole that must have been the size of a dime. “I guess you don’t have any erection problems, eh, officer?” I asked, noting the veins protruding from his penis.

“Ah, I guess not, Doc,” said the cop. We both laughed.

“By the way officer, you have an unusually large penis. Do you have any trouble with penetration during sexual intercourse?”

“Actually Doc,” said the cop, “I’ve never had sexual intercourse.”

“Well, how often do you masturbate?” I asked, figuring the cop needed some release at his young age.

“Ah, maybe several times a week,” said the officer, obviously embarrassed as to the question.

“Well, despite what you may hear, it really won’t hurt anything,” I responded, still wondering when he was going to unload. “And just in the interest of medical research, do you mind if I measure your erection?” I asked.

“Ah, no, I guess not,” replied the cop, as I reached for the measuring tape. The cop’s dick was still rock hard, as I jammed the tape against his pelvis, extending it the length of his penis. “What’s the verdict, Doc,” asked the cop.

“Well, about 10 ½ inches,” I responded, still amazed at the size, “You’ve certainly been blessed.”

“Yeah, I guess so,” replied the cop, “but are we done yet?”

“No, not quite. I need to examine your rectum. Just turn around and bend over the exam table,” I said, snapping on a pair of surgical gloves, “Have you ever had a prostate examination?”

“Ah, don’t think so Doc…I’m sure I’d remember that,” replied the cop.

“Okay officer, just relax,” I said, as I placed some lubricant on my index finger and begin inserting it into his very tight hole. My finger attempted to find the prostate, but for some reason it wasn’t were it was suppose to be. I could tell the cop was very uncomfortable.

“Doc, it hurts!” said the cop, as I fumbled around in his ever-tightening hole.

“Yeah, just relax,” I replied, “Having some trouble finding the mark.” Something wasn’t quite right here. I removed my finger from the cop’s butt hole.

“Okay officer, I’m going to insert a camera scope into your rectum to determine what’s going on,” I said, “Just relax for a moment.”

I prepared the camera scope, and then slowly inserted it into the cop’s now pink hole. Looking at the monitor, there really wasn’t anything unusual, and I was able to at least locate the prostate. Having done that, I removed the scope and reinserted my lubricated finger, felt the prostate, and pronounced the cop in good health.

“Now officer, if you’ll resume your position on the exam table, we’ll finish with a sperm sample,” I said, trying to contain my excitement. Once the officer was in position, I began lubricating his penis for the treatment.

“Are you going to jack me off, Doc?” asked the officer.

“No officer, I’m going to stimulate you to ejaculation. There’s a difference,” I said, knowing full well there wasn’t.

“Oh,” replied the cop, as I started to masturbate the hunk of black meat.

“Let me know when you’re about to reach climax,” I said, “So I can collect the proper amount of semen.”

As I jacked the officer off, his foreskin slid on and off the head of his dick. Experience has taught me that a gentle stimulation of the penis, rather than pounding fiercely, produces faster results. “How we do’in officer?” I asked, about five minutes into the procedure.

“I’m about there, Doc,” said the cop, as the veins started to pop out from the large shaft.

“Just let me know,” I replied, still gently stimulating the head of his dick. I still couldn’t believe the size of his piss hole.

About two minutes later, the cop informed me of his intentions to cum. “I’m there, Doc!” said the cop, in a rather high-pitched voice, “Here it comes!”

I quickly grabbed a specimen bottle and slid it over the head of his dick. What occurred next was frankly unbelievable. A gusher of sperm started to exit the cop’s piss hole. And it kept coming! The bottle had quickly filled up, and there was more coming! The cop’s eyes had rolled back, and he was gritting his teeth. “Jesus!” shouted the cop, as I finished the manual stimulation. “That was incredible!”

Placing the specimen bottle on the counter, I grabbed some wet towels and started the nasty job of cleaning up the remaining mess. By this time, the massive member of the cop had retreated to a still unbelievable flaccid state. The hood of his dick slid effortlessly over his head, due to the amount of fluid still residing on his penis.

“Let’s make sure you’re properly cleaned up here officer,” I said, as I slid back the foreskin and wiped him clean.

“Are we done Doc?” asked the cop, as I washed my hands of the remaining mess.

“Yes officer,” I replied, “You can get dressed.”

As the officer was in the restroom, I finished with the paperwork, making a note of this enormous manhood. Hopefully, I’d get to examine the cop next year. For sure, I would continue to bid the contract with the police force.

The officer exited the restroom, fully dressed in the blue uniform. After he had put on his holster and gun, the cop came over, put his arm around me, and said, “Doc, that’s the best hand job I’ve ever had. Thanks!”

“Well, officer,” I replied, “I prefer to call it manual stimulation to ejaculation.”

“Well what ever you call it Doc,” said the cop, “It’s something I hope we can practice again!”

Stay tuned for Part 2, when our doctor examines the next policeman who is a 50 something, overweight, doughnut-stuffing pig.


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I was extremely pissed. My 3:30 pm appointment had not materialized. It was now 4 pm. It is rare that I schedule a physical exam so late in the day, but I made an exception because it was part of the contract with the Police Department. I instructed the receptionist that, if the cop ever showed up, put him in the exam room and let me know. In the mean time, I decided to catch up on the daily

Examination of the Police Force, Part 5

It was Wednesday morning. The schedule was packed in the morning, what with several sports injuries that had to be dealt with. After lunch, yet another policeman would be coming for his physical. Hope he didn’t have an attitude like the last one, or some fat slob like the second one. Hopefully, I’d be done by 3 pm, as I was planning to take the remainder of the week off…play some golf, and

Examination of the Police Force, Part 6

Having just returned from vacation, I was having re-entry problems. After a busy Monday morning, the receptionist informed me that another cop was scheduled for a physical exam at 3 pm. Maybe I needed to reevaluate my contract with the police administration office…I really didn’t need the business, although the money was nothing to sneeze about…just the time it took to do the exams. I was

Examination of the Police Force, Part 7

After examining the last cop, I decided that perhaps it would be best to terminate my relationship with the police force. I quickly reviewed the terms of the contract and luckily found a clause, which would allow me to cancel. I therefore had the receptionist draft a cancellation letter (the contract required 5 days written notice). In the meantime, and unbeknownst to me, an appointment had

Future Father In-Law Examination

After returning to college after the holiday break, I was introduced to Michelle by one of my fraternity brothers. My name is Gary. God she was pretty…and smart. Michelle and I fell in love immediately. We were both in our senior year and would be graduating in May. I couldn’t believe the luck I’d had, finding the perfect girl. By early March, Michelle and I decided to get married

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Hemorrhoids and a Hard-On

I absolutely, positively, had to do something about my hemorrhoids. The pain was awful! And the scratching was disgusting! I must have the most ugly butt hole on the planet! Something had to be done! Not having seen a doctor since my college days, naturally I was apprehensive to start now. And notwithstanding that fact, I didn’t even have a regular physician. Certainly, I wasn’t going to

Masturbation Therapy

Having been married for about 10 years with two kids, my wife and I decided it was time for me to have a vasectomy. She had been on the pill, but was unhappy with the side effects. Additionally, my wife was scared to death of having another child, which resulted in infrequent sexual intercourse. This is pretty tough on a 30-year-old still horny bastard. At least my wife would give me several

Military Doc, Part 1

During my senior year in college, one of my professors suggested I attend medical school. I was a smart kid, and would graduate with a degree in biology. The trouble with this suggestion however, was the fact I had no money. There was a solution however, and that was to let the military pay for med school, knowing full well I’d have to commit to eight years in the army. Well, one does what

Military Doc, Part 2

After spending one year in the middle of nowhere, I was transferred back state side. After my arrival however, I decided being on an isolated base in the Pacific wasn’t so bad after all. The military medical facility I was assigned was very large and filled with a multitude of doctors. Upon my arrival, I was ushered into the office of the head physician. I was about to learn he was a

Military Doc, Part 3

After a year of hell working stateside for General “shit head”, I got transferred to a medium sized military base in Europe. This was now my third year of my eight-year commitment to the military. Time was going very slowly. Upon my arrival at the base, I was assigned to emergency room duties. This was okay with me, as it would give me some additional experience as well as allow me to

Military Doc, Part 4

It was my fourth year of indentured servitude with the Military medical team. I really wasn’t too anxious to leave Europe, but didn’t have a choice when reassigned to a stateside facility on the west coast. The base was a combination of various functions, including a recruitment and high-tech training center. I would be working in the hospital, making rounds and sometimes alternating in the

Military Doc, Part 5

It was the beginning of my fifth year as a military doctor. I was somewhat concerned that nothing had been said regarding a transfer, although my current assignment at a west coast facility was okay with me. The warm weather suited me just fine. On a Monday morning, the chief medical officer called me to his office. “Major, we’d like you to stay in this area. Would that be acceptable?”

Military Doc, Part 6

So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,

Military Doc, Part 7

It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the

Military Doc, Part 8

Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of

My Friend Skip - Part 1

After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by

My Prostate Exam

“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 1

To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 2

Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 3

Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 4

Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 5

Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 6

Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the

Sports Medicine

Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was

Sports Medicine, Part 1

After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their

Sports Medicine, Part 2

Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He

Sports Medicine, Part 3

Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.

Sports Medicine, Part 4

When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.

Sports Medicine, Part 5

The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d

Sports Medicine, Part 6

The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a

Sports Medicine, Part 7

It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with

State Trooper, Part 1

Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every

State Trooper, Part 2

Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also

State Trooper, Part 3

Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.

State Trooper, Part 4

Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth

State Trooper, Part 5

The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.

State Trooper, Part 6

The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some

State Trooper, Part 7

After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which

The Sergeant Re-enlists - Part 3

This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 1

This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 2

This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”

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