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by Sparky
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. Those two are so old and drunk; I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference!"
Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home, the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend. "Why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH? Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her a little bite...then she farted and flew out the window!!!"
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A New Beginning, Part 1
A New Beginning, Part 1 I was just sort of lost. Kinda in some sort of suspended time. I had moved back to South Florida following a corporate relocation. That was 6 months ago. My lover and partner of more than 10 years was over 1000 miles away. Our careers had come between us, and the outlook for any favorable resumption of our physical relationship was looking pretty hopeless.
A New Beginning, Part 2
I awoke on my bed, on top of the comforter. As I slowly collected my wits, I realized it was still dark outside, I looked at the clock on the compact system. It was 2:37 AM. I sat up, suddenly realizing my handicap. I went out to the kitchen and checked the microwave. There sat the dinner, untouched. My earlier thoughts and feelings were flooding back. I was alone. I felt like
A New Beginning, Part 3
Sensing his accusatory tone and the directness of his question, Brian picked up the conversation, “Hey man, sorry. I didn’t have the right to come out and ask you that way. I just thought you’d simply give me an answer. Hey, look, it’s really no problem and actually none of my business. You just seemed like someone I could talk to and get some things straight in my head.” What was
A New Beginning, Part 4
Brian didn’t back away or make any move-—it was becoming very clear that he was deferring any decisions to me, apparently figuring I was the expert here. I guess the term “expert” is relative. My talent at making passes at other guys I was attracted to was never to be considered a finely honed skill— even in my younger and wilder pre-AIDS and condom era days. I simply deferred,
A New Beginning, Part 5
Thursday morning greeted us with a bang! I didn’t even see the flash—just a loud clap of thunder, rousting both Brian and I rudely from our slumber. As I became more coherent, I realized Brian’s arms were curled around me, with the rest of him pressing against my backside. The events of the evening came back to me. I turned around slightly, checking to see if Brian was now awake too.
A New Beginning, Part 6
“Yours or mine?” I retorted. “Ours, I guess.” Brian added, circling his lips with his tongue. “Pretty good, don’t you think?” I said as I broke into a contented smile. “Either it’s just been way too long, or I’ve never had such wild and wonderful sex. I had no idea this would be such a wild turn-on! What I mean is, it’s just so great. It felt so natural, so normal, so
A New Beginning, Part 7
I got to the office in record time, and was fortunate to stroll in just after most people had left for lunch. Ahh, more time to think up a good excuse—if even it became necessary to have one. I too was hungry, and quickly raided the office refrigerator for something to go with my cup of coffee. I found the remnants of yesterday’s lunch that I’d failed to finish. I wolfed this down
A New Beginning, Part 8
A New Beginning, Part 8 Brian’s nostrils were flared and his breaths came in short, hard pants. He was now a sexual consumed Animal—hell bent on self gratification. “Fuck! Fuck me now! I want that dick in my ass!” he hissed, while wriggling his ass crack against my straining manhood. I was likewise overcome with the lust of the moment. It’d been quite a while since an opportunity to
A New Beginning, Part 9
A New Beginning, Part 9 Equally exhausted, both Brian and I slept soundly, each shrouded in his own version of blissful repose--all too brief a respite from the stresses and trials of our lives. On occasion, I became momentarily aware of Brian’s presence when he stirred, reshuffling our mutual sleeping configuration. The spent fluids had welded us together, and as they dried, any
A New Beginning, Part 10
I arrived at the office with time to spare. I went about my normal routine of making a pot of coffee, then heading for my office and booting up the computer. Armed with a fresh cup of Java and a day old doughnut, I was ready to face my emails, along with the rest of the day. Friday quickly turned into the day from hell. I’m not really complaining, but I had nearly double the usual
A New Beginning, Part 11
I felt a stabbing pain in my groin. I struggled to make coherent sense out of my sleepy stupor and separate my dreams from reality. In the dim early morning light, the events of the preceding night unfolded in my mind and I caught sight of the 4 year old source of my discomfort—putting it mildly. Kevin was still not awake, but apparently had some type of nightmare and had managed
A New Beginning, Part 12
A New Beginning, Part 12 I skimmed the paper, read the comics and horoscope—this ought to be good! “Today is an 8—Like yesterday, you’re interested in doing something bold, taking steps into uncharted territory. Why hold back? Your instincts are generally good, so follow them. Taking a risk could work out well. And, it’s sure to be interesting!” “Jesus!” I thought, “You don’t know
A New Beginning, Part 13
I made a quick stop and the grocery store on the way home, picking up a few essentials and a couple of steaks. I was pretty sure that if and when Brian made it back to the apartment, he’d probably not want to dine out. If surprised, they would keep for a couple of days anyway. I arrived home at about quarter to six. I put things away and flicked on the TV. I grabbed a glass,
A New Beginning, Part 14
A New Beginning, Part 14 The phone rang early Sunday morning. First, someone from the hospital called regarding the pending arrangements for the disposition of Jenny, apparently not aware of the presence of her parents. Brian had given them the local hotel number where they could be reached. We had made an unsuccessful effort to start the day, but didn’t get any further than a glass
A New Beginning, Part 15
That was the last I heard from Brian for nearly 3 weeks. I’d expected to at least get a call, at some point, after the funeral and to give me an update on his progress, if any, with regard to Kevin. I managed to keep very busy at work, and even went out the a couple of local watering holes after work. I met some friends old friends I’d known before moving to Virginia for 6 years.
A New Beginning, Part 16
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Confessions Of An Escort--Or How I Got My First Job, Part 3
Confessions Of An Escort—Or How I Got My First Job, Part 3 Yep, that $100 sure came in handy. Within the week, I had to replace the right front tire on the car. Against my better judgment, I’d relented and let my sister borrow my car during the afternoon. I’d been playing tennis with a friend of mine and he’d driven, so my car was at home. Mother had a hair appointment, so she needed
Confessions of An Escort--Part 4
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Confessions Of An Escort--Part 6
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When we awoke from our “recharge the batteries” nap, it was already getting dark. I flicked my eyes, getting them accustomed to the glare and noise of the TV. There was some older movie already in progress. I looked out the window and could only the deeply rich blue sky, the kind that shortly follows a summer sunset. I glanced at Curtis’’ clock—it was almost 9 PM. My stirring around and
Confessions Of An Escort--Part 8
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Confessions Of An Escort--Part11
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Confessions Of An Escort--Part12
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Crusin' D Beach, Part 2
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Mirror Image, Part 3
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