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The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 2
by Blindside
PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam
I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee.
Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower.
“Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal.
”Yeah! Morning Corporal!” Returning to the room, I sat on the edge of my rack, contemplating my day. First, I had to show up at the hospital for a physical exam; that best not take over several hours. Fortunately, I didn’t have to meet my new Captain until 1500 hours…might give me time to get a uniform pressed. The bathroom door opened and the Corporal entered the room … completely naked. I couldn’t help notice his big dick. He was obviously proud of himself.
“So Sergeant, what’s on your plate today?”
“Well Corporal, I apparently need to have a physical exam, so that’s at 0900 hours.”
“Good fucking luck Sergeant! I had a physical exam there several months ago. It’s the most humiliating thing I’ve ever been subjected to!” This was indeed a concern.
“How so, Corporal?” By now, the Corporal was about fully dressed.
“Never mind Sergeant … you’ll see.” With that, the Corporal left the room, with me wondering what the hell I was in for at the hospital.
At precisely 0900 hours, I entered the hospital and reported to the reception desk. A PFC was manning the station.
“Oh yes Sergeant, we’re expecting you.” This sounded like trouble. “Have a seat and I try to get things moving here.”
Several minutes passed, when the PFC got my attention.
“Come with me Sergeant.” The PFC escorted me into a hallway.
“See that guy, Sergeant?” What appeared to be a medic motioned me to follow him. I thanked the PFC and headed towards the medic.
“Sergeant Thompson?”
“Yes.”
“Good! Come with me.” I followed the medic down another hallway, and into a small room. “Have a seat, Sergeant!” There was nowhere to sit but the exam table, so I hopped up and sat down.
“Let’s see Sergeant … says here you’ve re-enlisted for another four years … is that correct?”
“Right” It was difficult to tell the rank of the medic. US military people are kind of lost without our stripes.
“Okay Sergeant, the doctor will be in shortly to look you over. In the mean time, I will need to update your shots.”
“Yeah … sure.” I still didn’t know what to call this guy.
“So what you need to do is remove all your clothes in preparation for the exam. I’ll step out for several minutes to give you some privacy.”
Privacy? Looks to me like he’s coming back.
Following instructions, I stripped naked but was careful to hang my clothes up on the hangers provided. No used getting things wrinkled. I return to the exam table and had a seat. The door opened several minutes later.
“Okay Sergeant looks like we need to update five shots here.” The medic pulled out some supplies from the cabinet and carefully laid out each shot. It was somewhat cold in the room, and my dick had started to shrivel up a bit.
“Sergeant, if you will stand up and bend over the exam table, we’ll get started here.”
The medic had obviously done this before, and frankly it didn’t hurt whatsoever. I felt the fifth shot go in.
“Have a seat, Sergeant.” I noticed the medic stole a peek at my dick. Bet he’s queer.
Just as I was resuming my seat on the exam table, the door opened.
“Good Morning Captain!” The medic obviously knew who this guy was.
“Yes, Good Morning.”
“Captain, this is Sergeant Thompson, who is here for a physical exam. He just recently re-enlisted for another four years.” The Captain shook my hand.
“Well Sergeant, congratulations!”
“Yes. Thank you Sir!”
“Now, let’s see.” The doctor looked at my paperwork for several minutes. He then looked at the medic.
“I won’t need you for a while, Private.”
“Yes Sir!” Fortunately the medic left, leaving me alone (naked) with the doctor.
“Well Sergeant, let’s see … looks like your previously physicals were satisfactory.” The Captain kept flipping thru a thick file, which obviously were my medical records from the last twenty years. “Let’s get started, Sergeant.”
The doctor started with the usual stuff, ears, nose, and throat.
“Do you smoke, Sergeant?”
“Only when I’m stressed out, Sir!”
“I see … best keep that to a minimum Sergeant … it’ll kill you.”
“Yes Sir!”
The doctor moved his hands up and down my neck and then onto my pecs. I felt my dick twitch. Next, the doctor took the stethoscope and listened to my lungs. “Take several deep breaths, Sergeant.” Next, the doc checked out my heart, which was apparently normal.
“Now Sergeant, if you’ll lay down, we’ll continue.” The doctor pulled out the leg rest, which resulted in my being fully horizontal. He then started moving his hands from my pecs downward, into my stomach area … back and forth. And then it happened.
“Sergeant, I’m going to examine your penis and testicles, so just relax.”
“Yes Sir … no problem.”
The doctor lifted my penis and moved his fingers up and down the shaft. I felt my dick start to get hard. This was going to be very embarrassing. By the time the doctor was examining my balls, my dick was standing at attention.
“Sergeant, are you usually this sensitive?”
“Well Sir, I think it has a mind of its own.”
“Are you sexually active, Sergeant?”
“Ah … well …”
“You can tell me Sergeant … I’m a doctor.”
“Well Sir, not exactly.”
“Do you masturbate, Sergeant?”
“Ah … yes, Sir.”
“How often, Sergeant?”
“Well Sir … maybe several times a week.”
“Good! I would encourage you to continue that practice Sergeant; keeps the juices flowing!” Well, that was good to hear.
The doctor resumed his examination of my dick and balls, pulling my piss hole apart and then looking for lumps in my balls. Finally this part of the exam was over, although I still had a flaming erection.
“Now Sergeant, I want you to pull your legs up in a scissor position so I can examine your rectum.” So I pull my legs up, exposing my asshole to the doctor.
The doctor slapped on some latex gloves and lubed my hole up. Felt kind of good!
“Sergeant, take a deep breath and release as I enter your rectum!” I felt his finger go in and move around a bit. And then it happened. While the doctor’s finger was up my ass, I felt a load of cum about to exit the head of my dick.
“Ah … Sir … I think I’m about to ejaculate!”
The doctor pulled his finger out from my butthole as a stream of liquid came flying from my dick, landing on my chest. My dick immediately retreated to its normal state.
“Well Sergeant, that’s not necessarily usual … I’ve seen it happen before. Let’s get you cleaned up.” Well, at least the Captain had some sympathy for my situation.
Once that was done, the Captain sat me up on the exam table.
“Sergeant, everything looks good, except for your rectum. I am concerned there is something going on up there, but I’m not exactly sure what. I’m going to have the medic give you several enemas, and then we’ll take a scope and see if there is an issue. Okay?”
Shit! That fuck’in Captain had fucked me in the ass with his oversized cock … and now the doc wants to see what damage was done!
“Ah … yes Sir … whatever you say … Sir.”
The doc left and several minutes later a medic entered the room … except it was a different medic.
“Well Sergeant, the Captain tells me we need to clean you out … you ever had an enema before?”
“Ah … no, can’t say I have.”
“You’d remember it Sergeant.” The medic turned his back and started to prepare whatever was necessary to perform this procedure.
“Okay Sarge, I need you to stand up and bend over the exam table … spread your cheeks!” This wasn’t going to be pleasant. The medic inserted something up my butthole and I immediately felt a solution enter my chocolate canal.
“Hold this as long as you can, Sergeant,” as the tube was removed. “Let me know when you can’t hold it any longer … at that point, you need to squat down and relieve yourself in this bed pan … understood?”
How fucking embarrassing … and to top it off, I was getting another hardon.
“By the way Sergeant, did you take a crap this morning?”
“Ah … yeah … matter of fact I did.”
“Good! There’ll be less of a mess.”
“I think I’m ready Private.”
“That’s Corporal to you Sergeant … now squat down and let it rip!” A load of liquid came running out my butthole … I kind of looked down into the pan, noting how disgusting it was.
“Good Sergeant! Now let’s do this again. The Captain will be extremely pissed if your colon isn’t clean … it’ll be my ass.”
So the process was repeated, after which the medic pronounced me fully sterile. “You can sit back on the exam table Sergeant … I’ll go get the Captain.” As I turned around, the medic noticed the condition of my cock.
“Yeah … that happens all the time Sergeant … don’t worry ‘bout it.”
Several minutes later the Captain and the medic returned. My dick had not retreated.
“Your manhood does have a mind of its own, doesn’t it Sergeant?”
“Yes Sir, I guess it does.”
“Okay now, Sergeant, I’m going to insert a tube into your rectum to determine if you have any issues up there … just pull you legs up … like you did before.”
So there I am, my butthole in full view of both the Captain and the Corporal, with my dick about ready to launch again. And now, some type of tube is going to be stuck up my hole, with no telling what will be discovered. I could just kill that bastard Captain who fucked my ass … although I did get a cushy assignment out of the deal. I could feel the tube entering my butthole, as the Captain and Corporal fixed their eyes on a monitor, which was recording the action. Several minutes passed, as the tube was removed. The Captain lowered my legs, and told me to sit up.
“Corporal, I won’t need you anymore.” As the Corporal left the room, the Captain washed his hands. I expected him to say something … like put on your clothes for example, but he didn’t. My dick was still erect.
Finally, the Captain turned around, and placed his hand on my shoulder. “Sergeant, you’ve had anal intercourse, haven’t you?”
Shit! Busted! “Excuse me, Sir?” Act dumb … just act dumb.
“You heard me … someone has fucked your ass, right?” What happened to ‘don’t ask … don’t tell?’
“Well Captain, I won’t deny it … are you going to bust me?”
“I could Sergeant … give me one good reason why I shouldn’t.”
“Well Sir … there’s a lot of this going on out there, Sir … I just happened to get caught.” My dick was still erect.
“I’m not going to record this Sergeant, but don’t ever do this again. Understand?”
“Absolutely, Sir!”
“Do you need to relieve yourself, Sergeant?” I assume the Captain was referring to my hard dick.
“Yes Sir! I think I’m about to blow.”
“Well?”
“Sir?”
“Well Sergeant, jack yourself off … get with it son!” The Captain leaned back against the wall, with his arms crossed. Apparently he was waiting for a show.
I began to masturbate as the Captain watched. Several minutes passed as my dick got harder and harder.
“Good God, Sergeant … don’t you know how to jack off?” The Captain shoved my down onto the exam table and grabbed my cock.”
“Like this Sergeant … up and down, over the head … slowly!” The Captain kept masturbating me for several more minutes.
“Captain?”
“Yes Sergeant?”
“Here it cums!” Another load of seaman came flying out from my piss hole, only to land on my chest. The Captain released his grip on my dick, tossed me a towel, and washed his hands.
“Get dressed Sergeant … you’re done.”
“Thank you Sir.”
“And Sergeant? No more dicks up your ass! Understand?”
“Perfectly, Sir!”
Stay tuned for Part 3…
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After returning to college after the holiday break, I was introduced to Michelle by one of my fraternity brothers. My name is Gary. God she was pretty…and smart. Michelle and I fell in love immediately. We were both in our senior year and would be graduating in May. I couldn’t believe the luck I’d had, finding the perfect girl. By early March, Michelle and I decided to get married
Guilty or Innocent?
To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also
Guilty or Innocent?
To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also
Hemorrhoids and a Hard-On
I absolutely, positively, had to do something about my hemorrhoids. The pain was awful! And the scratching was disgusting! I must have the most ugly butt hole on the planet! Something had to be done! Not having seen a doctor since my college days, naturally I was apprehensive to start now. And notwithstanding that fact, I didn’t even have a regular physician. Certainly, I wasn’t going to
Masturbation Therapy
Having been married for about 10 years with two kids, my wife and I decided it was time for me to have a vasectomy. She had been on the pill, but was unhappy with the side effects. Additionally, my wife was scared to death of having another child, which resulted in infrequent sexual intercourse. This is pretty tough on a 30-year-old still horny bastard. At least my wife would give me several
Military Doc, Part 1
During my senior year in college, one of my professors suggested I attend medical school. I was a smart kid, and would graduate with a degree in biology. The trouble with this suggestion however, was the fact I had no money. There was a solution however, and that was to let the military pay for med school, knowing full well I’d have to commit to eight years in the army. Well, one does what
Military Doc, Part 2
After spending one year in the middle of nowhere, I was transferred back state side. After my arrival however, I decided being on an isolated base in the Pacific wasn’t so bad after all. The military medical facility I was assigned was very large and filled with a multitude of doctors. Upon my arrival, I was ushered into the office of the head physician. I was about to learn he was a
Military Doc, Part 3
After a year of hell working stateside for General “shit head”, I got transferred to a medium sized military base in Europe. This was now my third year of my eight-year commitment to the military. Time was going very slowly. Upon my arrival at the base, I was assigned to emergency room duties. This was okay with me, as it would give me some additional experience as well as allow me to
Military Doc, Part 4
It was my fourth year of indentured servitude with the Military medical team. I really wasn’t too anxious to leave Europe, but didn’t have a choice when reassigned to a stateside facility on the west coast. The base was a combination of various functions, including a recruitment and high-tech training center. I would be working in the hospital, making rounds and sometimes alternating in the
Military Doc, Part 5
It was the beginning of my fifth year as a military doctor. I was somewhat concerned that nothing had been said regarding a transfer, although my current assignment at a west coast facility was okay with me. The warm weather suited me just fine. On a Monday morning, the chief medical officer called me to his office. “Major, we’d like you to stay in this area. Would that be acceptable?”
Military Doc, Part 6
So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,
Military Doc, Part 7
It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the
Military Doc, Part 8
Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of
My Friend Skip - Part 1
After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by
My Prostate Exam
“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 1
To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 2
Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 3
Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 4
Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 5
Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I
Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 6
Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the
Sports Medicine
Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was
Sports Medicine, Part 1
After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their
Sports Medicine, Part 2
Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He
Sports Medicine, Part 3
Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.
Sports Medicine, Part 4
When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.
Sports Medicine, Part 5
The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d
Sports Medicine, Part 6
The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a
Sports Medicine, Part 7
It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with
State Trooper, Part 1
Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every
State Trooper, Part 2
Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also
State Trooper, Part 3
Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.
State Trooper, Part 4
Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth
State Trooper, Part 5
The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.
State Trooper, Part 6
The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some
State Trooper, Part 7
After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which
The Sergeant Re-enlists - Part 3
This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He
The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 1
This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only
The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 2
This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”
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