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Firehose Pig

by Turbo Dog


I just moved across country recently, and I wanted to relate a story to you piss lovers out there. I have to admit, first, that only part of this story is true, but it still makes a great fantasy. I was moving from Atlanta out to San Francisco last June, in a Ryder truck with my car in tow. I had been driving all day, and finally I was almost to my first stop - Kansas City, Missouri. I planned on staying in a Holiday Inn right off the freeway for the night. That night it was pouring down rain--big time thunderstorm, so I was really ready to get into my hotel room, jack off, shower, and hit the sack so I could get up early the next morning and get started again. When I exited the Interstate, it was raining so hard, (and I may have been a little stoned ) I missed the turn for the hotel, and turned down an adjacent dead end street by accident. Well shortly after I turned, I realized the error of my ways, and began looking for a suitable place to turn around You guys may or may not know, but with those car dollies from Ryder Trucks, you can't back up because they pivot in two places. You have to find a place big enough to turn completely around if you want to backtrack. The only other option is to unhook the car, unhook the trailer, turn the truck around, then hook everything up again. Not something I wanted to do given the stormy weather. About halfway down the road, I saw a good opportunity. It was some sort of commercial building but with the rain I couldn't tell what it was, the only thing (I thought) that seemed clear was that there was an asphalt driveway that went all the way around the building. "Thank God," I thought, I was not looking forward to unhooking all this shit in this weather. I pulled in and went around the back of the building. That's when I figured out the asphalt drive did not go all the way around the building, there was no way I could back up, and worst of all, the building I would be blocking during the unhooking process was a Fire Department. "Great," I thought, "There's going to be an emergency somewhere, and I'm gonna be blocking the fire trucks." Well, all I could do was get out into the pouring rain, and do it the hard way. I unhooked my car, drove it off the dolly, and parked it near the front of the fire department. Then I unhooked the dolly and dragged it around behind my car. I was on my way back to the truck (soaked) when these two guys walked up and scared the shit out of me. "You need any help," the one guy asked. Once I got over the initial fright of being thrown in jail for blocking the fire department, I noticed how incredibly hot the two were. "Heaven," was the only thing I could think. Two hot muscular, Greek god types. Very mid-western, with short crew cuts, both blond, the one who spoke was shorter - about 5'10", with a great body, the other guy was amazing - 6'5" and a body that was too unbelievable for a guy so tall, big strong neck, and nice strong arms. "Umm yeah," I stammered finally. I explained what was going on and they offered to help me out. I went back to the truck, and pulled it around to the front of the station, and they did all the rest. Hooked up the dolly, drove the car on, and hooked it up. Everything. They were really extremely helpful, and watching them do that for me while being soaked in the rain was getting me incredibly hot. (just so you know, that part is true! Those Missouri Volunteer Fire Fighters are very helpful). I was astounded by the way these two looked in their wet clothes, but I am very proud of my body as well, nice strong pecs, thick arms, nice round butt, and big legs. My soaked jeans were clinging very tightly to my muscular thighs, and leaving nothing to the imagination as to the size of my own fire hose. I thought I saw the tall guy checking my box, but I was afraid it was just my imagination Too soon, they finished hooking everything up. "All set," the shorter guy said, "bitch of night to have to do this with all the rain. It's cold as a witch’s tit out here." "This rain is chilling me to the bones," I agreed. "Listen, I've been making a kind of photo journal of my move out to California, would you guys mind if I take your picture for my scrapbook?" "Not at all" the tall guy said, "let's go inside and do it, it's too dark out here to shoot a photo anyway." That wasn't all I wanted to "shoot" right then, but it was getting closer to what I had begun fantasizing about, so I eagerly agreed. We walked inside to the warm fire department, and the tall guy, Hank, he said, offered me some coffee, a clean towel, and a hot shower. I asked if they were sure they didn't mind, and Rick, the shorter guy, said that was what they were going to do anyway so I might as well join them. My cock jumped in answer, and I responded "That would be really great, I'm freezing and a hot shower sounds like the perfect remedy." With that the two firemen started stripping down right there. "When in Rome," I thought as I started stripping down to the skin. They had even better bodies than I had imagined. Rick, the shorter guy, was a beefed up stud with a chest of death, and veiny arms, and legs, with a beautiful uncut cock. Hank, at 6'5" was an inch taller than me, and had the build (almost) of a professional bodybuilder. Muscles everywhere, AND a hug cock! I was having a tough time breathing watching them strip down, and my cock was really giving me fits. Finally I was able to get my cock down and finish stripping down by thinking of a very large woman sitting on my face.... I know some guys get into the that, so nothing negative, but I think yall will understand where I'm coming from! "Shower's back here," Hank said as he began walking down the hall. Rick and I followed. "There are only two shower heads," Rick informed me, "so we'll have to share one. Hank is so fucking huge he usually takes up all the space in there anyway." Hank just laughed and slapped Rick's chest, "So you're complaining now?" That got my thoughts racing... When you're always on the prowl for dick, little statements like that just tend to make you think that maybe Rick normally doesn't complain... maybe they shower together all the time... maybe they do more than just shower... but then my cock started to pulse again, and I put it out of my mind. "No sense in getting the shit kicked out of me by these two guys for getting a hard on in the shower," I thought to myself. We got in the shower, and though it wasn't as cramped as I would have liked, sharing one showerhead with Rick was great. We kept rubbing up against each other, soapy bodies sliding against one another. It was getting to be too much for me to handle any more when Hank complimented my build, and asked me how often I worked out usually. I told him I tried to get to the gym four days a week, and thanked him. I told him that I would really like to have a body as developed as his, but that I wasn't dedicated enough to work that hard "Hank's the biggest muscle head around, he's in the gym whenever he's not here. But it looks good on him don't you think?" asked Rick innocently. "You guys both must spend a lot of time at the gym," I answered, "but I have to admit, I don't think I've ever seen a guy as big as Hank." Then I turned around to look at him. "What about this" he asked. In his hands was the biggest dick I've ever seen, and it was hard as a rock. He had it soaped up and was stroking it slowly. It must have been ten inches, and almost as thick as a beer can. I froze. I couldn't decide if that was an invitation, or a test. I wanted to wait for Hank to make the next move, but too late, my cock had been hungry for action all day, and it rose to the occasion with lightening speed. "Looks like he likes it Rick," Hank laughed. Rick turned me around, and put my hand on his seven inch club, while grabbing mine as he began to stroke my cock up and down. I felt Hank’s big hands on my shoulders, pushing me to my knees, gently but firmly. "Look at my buddies cock, boy. Your gonna be sucking that meat soon. But first, I got a surprise for ya." He turned me around, still kneeling and piss started gushing out of his huge hose. "Looks like we got a fire to put out Rick," the stud winked. Rick let loose behind me, his piss stream strong and hot, splashing in my hair, down my back, and all over my ass. Meanwhile Hank's hot piss was shooting all over my chest and my cock, he was spraying my face and hair, then he pulled my mouth onto his cock and said, "Drink it." Who was I to argue, hell it's better than coffee. I drank Hank's piss like it was holy water, guzzling his home-made lemonade, as he kept going and going. Finally, unfortunately, his stream subsided, he lifted me up, and kissed me long and deep. "I love the taste of my piss in another man's mouth," he said. They turned off the showers, and I started to get up when Rick said "Hold on, you’re not done yet, boy." He grabbed a hand towel he had soaked with his piss while I was slurping Hank's hot juice, and told me to open wide. I did, and he started wringing out the towel into my hungry mouth. I drank as much as I could, but unfortunately a lot of it missed my mouth. Rick handed me the towel, "suck it," he ordered. I started noisily slurping the towel, sucking as much of him out of the towel as I could. "Looks like we got a pig, Rick," Hank laughed. "A thirsty one, too!" Rick agreed, "but now I want a drink!" Hank lifted me up easily, and said to me "help the thirsty man out, won't you?" I pushed Rick down to his knees, and wasted no time firing a hot load of piss all over his face and into his mouth. Rick drank and drank. Thirsty as I was, by the looks of it. Hank left the shower area, but I was enjoying giving Rick the royal treatment too much to worry about where he was going. Finally, my bladder emptied, Rick turned me around and started tonguing my ass, working his way to my anxious hole. Nibbling my globes gently, then finally he started rimming me. His tongue darting in and out of my quivering asshole was getting me hotter than hell, and I started jacking my cock with long, slow strokes, I was about to cum when Hank popped his head in. "Hey fellas, drinks in the kitchen," he said. Rick got up, and I followed him to the tiny kitchen, adjacent to a living area. Hank had mixed up some apple juice and poured us all a very large glass. "Refill time," he laughed. We drank the juice quickly, and Hank poured us another round. We drank it down, and they asked me if I wanted to play some more. Like there was any question. We walked into the living room next to the kitchen, and sat down on the couch. Hank, then me, then Rick. All of us were again developing raging hardons, so being the helpful person I am, I said "Looks like you guys really need a blow job!" They laughed and agreed. I got down on my knees in front of Hank. His ten inch cock staring at me with a life of its own. I started by licking his balls, working my way up the base, teasing his sensitive (huge) head. Finally he couldn't take any more, and shoved my head down on his cock. I choked like it was the first cock I'd ever sucked! It was so huge. I started going up and down, slowly getting used to its size, his head getting bigger and bigger in my mouth. "Suck on that hose, boy," Hank urged. Yeah, like I needed him to ask me to. Meanwhile, Rick was sucking Hank's nipples. Slurping loudly. Slowly Rick worked his way down Hank's massive chest, and we both started working Hank's cock together. It was really hot, sucking cock, and kissing Rick at the same time. I started kissing Rick, and Hank turned over to give us a chance at his ass. Rick dove into it with excitement, I decided Rick's ass needed some attention so I started working on it, stroking his cock in time with my tongue shooting in and out of his tight hole. His manly scent getting me harder and harder every second. Then Hank turned over and said he thought I needed to get fucked. WOA. Don't think so not with that big thing, I thought. But, "I want you to fuck me hard Hank" are the words that somehow came out of my mouth. Hank reached over a grabbed a bag full of lube and condoms, and started greasing my ass. At first I was a little nervous, but the sight of this god working my ass over with his fingers convinced me that I was going to enjoy this no matter what! Rick moved into position on top of my face, and I began greedily slurping his tight hole. I was about to explode when all of the sudden Hank lifted my legs, and laid his rod right on my hole. I braced for impact, and he pushed it in. I yelled out at first, but (surprise) I got used to the pain, and then it started feeling really good. My ass has never been so full. When he pushed all the way to the base of his cock, I actually felt a pain in my upper abdomen he was going so deep! Rick was kissing him while he fucked the shit out of me. Long, hard strokes, not too fast. He would pull his cock almost all the way out of my ass, then stroke his head on my tight rosebud, then plunge back in for several strokes. It was the hottest fuck I've ever had. Rick started moaning loudly, then he turned over and plowed his dick down my throat just in time for me to eat his hot load of creamy jizz. He kept coming and coming, until finally his climax subsided, still leaving his softening cock in my warm mouth. The taste of Rick's come, and the feeling of the hot cock pounding my ass, was incredible, but when Rick started washing away the taste of his cum with a stream of hot piss, it was finally too much. I groaned loudly and started shooting load after load, all over my stomach and chest, and a lot even making it onto Rick’s broad back, without ever even touching my cock. Hank was pounding me harder and harder, faster and faster, and as he started to lick my come from Rick's back, he yelled out, and skewered me on his erupting rod. Stroke after stroke, he kept coming. Finally he slowed down, and pulled his cock out of me. He stood up and pulled the condom off his still hard cock, and told me to kneel in front of him. As I did, he pushed my head down onto his jizz covered cock, and started pissing down my throat. It was hot and strong, but it had a nice sweet flavor to it. Just as he was done, an alarm started ringing in the other room. Hank and Rick got up to check it out. Apparently, there was a fire in a local manufacturing plant, they told me I had to leave right away. I got up, got dressed, and left while they did their thing calling in the other volunteer firefighters. I never did get that picture, but I guess if a picture is worth a thousand words, several loads of piss and cum is worth at least a thousand pictures. Hope you guys enjoyed it!

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Firehose Pig

I just moved across country recently, and I wanted to relate a story to you piss lovers out there. I have to admit, first, that only part of this story is true, but it still makes a great fantasy. I was moving from Atlanta out to San Francisco last June, in a Ryder truck with my car in tow. I had been driving all day, and finally I was almost to my first stop - Kansas

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