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My wildest fantasy vacation would be to check into a secluded ocean front hideaway called The Raunchy Resort. At the main entrance the valet driver informs me that the only requirements are that I need to have a wild imagination and that the entire property is in the nude, therefore, before I may enter, my clothes must be removed. For my first enjoyment the valet peels off my clothes for me and guides me to the front desk. As I pass the doorman I notice he greets all guests with his 9" prick at attention. Next the check-in stud helps me choose my room for my taste, needs or if I want to share a room with someone who shares the same interests as I. Steve :) a gorgeous, well hung & uncut bellman picks up my bags and escorts me to my room. On the way to my room Steve shows me around the resort, gets my ice and opens the curtains on my large windows. The best tip I can give for the day is no money, but a hot blow job, which Steve says "I wish all my tips where that good." Let me now describe the layout of the motel, All the rooms completely enclose and circle around the pool, night club, shops, gym and snack-bar. The motel has only two levels, on the first floor the rooms are not for guests to check in to but are open 24 hours to all the visitors. Each room is a public orgy room all having a different theme, such as water sports, tattoos, shaving, scat, tops, a certain race, uncuts, bears, SAM, safe sex, drugs, novices and the list goes on and on with something for everyone. But if it's not there you make up your own orgy theme. On the second floor are the guest rooms and we walk the halls to have someone pull us into their room, if not, all the rooms have such a nice large bay window that just watching some intercourse is exciting. After a little fun and rest everyone moves on to the night club "Pinky's". Again like the Orgies there are rooms for everybody the disco, piano bar, cigar room, patio, show room, leather bar. The show room is the only place we see clothes; they must be worn in order to do a strip tease or a drag show. A trip to the restroom is a blast; other guests perform as the toilet, spittoon, urinal or toilet paper. It all starts when you enter the "big" boys room as someone licks, sucks and fondles your ball sack; which sure gets me hard. At that time we step up to the inviting bent over ass(urinal) and insert our dicks. After we let go of the bladder and all it's juices we disconnect and move on to the inviting mouths(toilet) which are asking for a slow release of turds and farts. Someone now does us the favor to lick(toilet paper) our cracks clean and we then move on to our second placement to be the inviting bent over ass. The next hunk into the tea room will fill your ass with piss(enema). In the center of the room lies some dirty young man in a tub(spittoon), this is for you to release your enema. Before you are set free into the night club the person that licked your sack now does a final cleansing slurp. A few other points that makes Pinky's so much more than just any other night club, for example in the whole club are 30 different screens each playing a different XXX video. The performing dancers, besides a monetary tip are very happy to receive a blow job as a tip which is enjoyed by the other spectators. Another form of entertainment are competitions for the guests, such as who is best built, longest, hairiest, who can perform the best drag show, or my favorite who can swing the most weight for five minutes from a ball stretcher. The prize for the weighted balls is for you to pick any gorgeous dancer to take to your room and have all the fun with you want. Something Pinky's is famous for is the bar, besides regular drinks they have an ale made with urine, a Russian Orgasm- Stohli with a splash of cum, or with any drink you have a choice between ice cubes made from cum, spit, turds, piss, snot or sweat (the salt is perfect for Margaritas). Up on the bar for snacks instead of peanuts they serve turds: thinly sliced as chips, candy coated, or chocolate covered; and piss or cum filled chocolates. All along one bar are sporting uncut cocks with huge foreskins, providing us with shots of any alcohol you like. It beats a shot glass any day. In the patio bar the beer bust is always recycled and everyone loves it. In the leather bar hanging all over the place are hunks in harnesses which are for you to do with as you wish. In the cigar room are a couple of men that walk around, who want to be used as ashtrays. Announced over the intercom at midnight everyone is invited to the beach for a party with music, fireworks and everyone to get a whole bottle of champagne down the ass. After they have been absorbed and discarded any way you wish, its back to Pinky's if you like. After last call its back to the hallways to prance up and down, join the orgies or return to your own room. On the way, everyone stops at the sex shops for videos, sex toys, leather wear, bondage equipment, lubes, condoms, whip creme, razors or poppers. Once in the rooms let your imagination take you away. In all the rooms are video cameras so you can take home with you all the fun your imagination had, as well as things you learned. Just about everything on property is recycled. One of the largest jobs is that all the piss from the rooms is dispersed in a certain fiinn£l which all empties into the swimming pool which is filled with very little clear faucet water. Same thing with collection of all the shit, except it is used in many different ways. Something that is recycled three times is from the shaving room, all the pubic hairs are shaven and then rinsed off for use tomorrow. After loads of fun in the orgy rooms on the first night a few other guys and I strolled on to the beach for some petting and then fell asleep under the hill moon and stars. The new morning started by waking up with my new friends witnessing a beautiful sunrise over the ocean. We all went back to the gym and took a large group shower, after which we went on to the breakfast buffet. For the first use of the pubic hairs, you can order an omelet loaded with these hairs. After digesting, the purpose is to be as a colon and digestive track cleanser, the course hairs have a much more grabbing affect on your interior. Some of us then returned to the gym. Working out with all those buffed hunks is a very large incentive to regularly exercising. I am sure you can imagine which muscle is most of all exercised; and imagine some different positions used to work on the regular muscles. I sweat so easily and being in the gym sure didn't help, so I decided to move on to the snack bar by the pool. If you have been to any beach resort I'm sure you know of the Margarita, Pina Colada or any other tropical drink which is served at the pool bars; you won't believe what the Raunchy Resort is serving. The choice is yours which way you receive the drink. One way to get the drink is to play the part of the goblet, first you are draped over a banister then you must be douched out, followed by the bartender who funnels down your ass an exceptionally large drink of your choice. The second way to get smashed is to take a large sturdy straw shove it down an ass which has been filled with the drink you want and suck up as much as you can while the goblet sucks on your balls. After a couple drinks and a snack I moseyed over to the pig pen which was filled with a horrid smelling mud. Just as I got there a new wrestling match began. Pretty soon all the spectators were even muddy. For some people a reason to enter the mud wrestling competition is that the winner gets moved on to the barn for them to do anything they wish with any of the animals (horse, cow, large dog, pigs, snake...). Things have been so busy lately that I need a break. I decide to get the works package in the spa. It starts with a manicure and pedicure and besides the regular procedures, between each step my hands and feet are licked and sucked to death. Next I get something similar to an apricot scrub but instead of apricot they used the pubic hairs again. Some people ate the pubic hairs and raw oatmeal to clean their digestive system and then the course shit is use as the apricot scrub. Then I was cleaned off with streams of urine. Next Mud was removed from the wrestling ring and smeared all over me, I was then wrapped with very used bed clothes from the orgy rooms, and placed under a heat lamp for 30 minutes. Again I got cleaned up and then sent to the masseuse. After I chose the type of massage and music, I lay down on the table and the masseuse spreads hot cum on my body to be used as the massage oil. Since I am hairy I have them trim, shorten and cut of my body hair, during which time they give me a facial. For a grand finally the beautician gives me a beautiful hair cut. After an hour nap back in my room it is time to wash off primp up and powder down to get ready for the formal banquet. Before, during and after the five course meal we are all entertained with a gay stand up comedian, a magician who makes his tool disappear, and a group of gymnasts who finish off with auto fallacies. The grand finally and guest star of the week is RuPaul who gives us plenty of jokes and a great concert. After dinner a dozen very muscular hunks pumped up and draped with studs escort us to a deck, laminated with Tiki lamps right on the beach. Everyone then has an after dinner drink party with cigars, chromes and anything else that someone is burning. After a while of gazing at the stars its back to the resort and the orgy rooms. It began with the room of pain where I received a couple nipple clamps. I had to piss so it was off to the hall of golden showers where Pedro surely appreciated my juices since he was awfully thirsty. The next room was cute, it was set up to look like a tea room and in the back was a peep show just like in Amsterdam. A couple doors down some guys were painting and sculpting any guest in any position they choose. I told them now was not the right time for me to pose but that they would see me tomorrow. I will love to take a statue of me shaped like David home and put it in the flower bed. A stroll further down took me to the shack of tattoos. Besides the gorgeous guys the tattoos sure looked mighty fine, good enough to have me go next door and get one of my own to remember this weekend. Since I was still scared he put it on my ass. The picture is a cute naked surfer dude pissing in someone's mouth. After the tattoo, my ass was a bit soar so I took a dip in the pool, laid on my stomach in a chase and had a nice cigarette. While displaying my interest on my ass, a couple of very hairy bears from Montana introduced themselves and carried me up to their room. When we got there I realized that the resort gave rooms to meet peoples interests. For example my new friends were into water sports, so their room had less carpeting, more plastic covers and other accommodations. I was placed in the center of the room and got a wonderful golden shower in stereo. As I leaned over to suck their dicks I got such a strong musty cheese head aroma that I almost fainted. But before I could, I noticed one was chewing and licking my nuts while also stroking my manhood. At the same time his friend finished his piss in my mouth and this made me want to suck him to perfection. An hour later when we were through with everything, my new friends carried me back to my room. I felt like a king being carried by these bears with piss all over us and globs of cum entwined and stuck in their chest hairs. While entered my room, I happened to notice a red rose, condom, cognac, cigar and a chocolate covered turd on my pillow. This was the resorts way of turning your bed covers. I was tired but could not fall asleep right away so I opened my curtain and window, then I counted all the cocks that passed by like sheep. They were soft, crooked, pointed up, bent, uncut, dirty, short, long and much more; also every now and then a pungent aroma blew through the window After around 65 peckers I dosed off. Since I didn't get much sleep the past couple of days I passed breakfast and slept a bit longer. Then it was off to the pool, which if you remember was filled all the way with urine Besides coming directly from all the rooms if ever you need to take a p155 feel free to keep the pool warm, full and fresh. Since the resort is in the nude you don't see too many tan lines around the groin. For people, sensitive to sun they have the choice of Coppertone or samples straight from the shit pile, people are happy to smear it on you. The thickness and tint of the shit varies for the different strength of sun protection. If this is the first time your dick or ass have ever seen the sun you can just smear the shit on those regions. All day long, games are held around the pool. Some examples are the most piss by volume, farthest shot of cum, or who can stay submerged in the pool by inhaling another person 5 exhale or farts and any competition a guest can come up with A couple of things they offer by the pool is a gorgeous hunk who strolls by every few minutes to wipe and soak up your sweat; also they have a beer sampling but instead of fresh beer it is recycled beer; five guys each drink a different beer then shortly after that they give you a nice warm sample. Next to the pool is the playground but not the regular kind. instead of swings, seesaw, slides and monkey bars the playground of bondage has slings, harness, vises, chains, cuffs, cages, ... also instead of sand in the sandbox they have fine bits of glass for those who must have pain In the afternoon after cleaning up I decided to stroll around the resort. Since we do not ware clothes, incase you have something to carry around you are given a ball stretcher with a hook and pouch on the end to hang your stuff from. While walking around I noticed one of the rooms in the shop building is a Doctor's office. The Doctor sees patient about sex changes, foreskin restoration, hormones, psychology or any other gay sex request. If your request takes awhile you can remain at the resort or make weekly weekend visits. After getting information at the doctors office I moved on to the specialty shops. In the clothing store they have only used attire such as briefs, socks, jock straps, boots, sweaty undershirts and more. In the body shop they sell used and hall condoms, jars of piss, cum, shit, puke, snot, the sweat which they soaked up at the pool, shaven body hair by the pound to perhaps stuff a pillow with instead of goose feathers, and other things. In the photo shop they have photos, calendars, postcards and videos of anyone including yourself or any event at the resort. The last shop was just like a gift shop in most hotels. While visiting the main lobby a large work of art caught my attention, it is a well luminous sphere. The theory is similar to a ball of twine which keeps getting larger except with this ball every guest must contribute to it. Before they can check-out they must shoot a wad of cum on the ball and place one long pubic hair on it. The resort is ~ 2 years old and up until now the sphere is 7 ½ feet in diameter. This being my last night I wore a cock ring with a leather dick wrapping connected to a ball stretcher with an additional ball spreader to Pinky's. This night is for you to use your imagination and take it from here, now that you know all what the Raunchy Resort has to offer. After the fun time that you had last night, it is now time to check-out. Since this is the Raunchy Resort there are no housekeepers to leave a tip for but instead next to the front desk they have mail drops for each employee and you can leave tips for all that made your stay so enjoyable. While at the front desk you must also contribute your cum and hair to the large pubic sphere before you can get dressed. As your waiting for your cum to shoot the concierge fills out a comment card with you and the resort uses these ideas to come up with new events for your stay. Also before you get dressed you must return your ankle bracelet which you received when you arrived. All guests are given monthly HIV tests for up to six months before your reservation and as you arrived by the doctor: pink meant you where HIV-, neon green meant HIV+. This was reassuring for many of the events held at the resort. After you get dressed the valet brings your car around and then its back out into the world which seems pretty boring after the past long weekend. This was my first time but I know it sure wont be my last!