The Yuppie Sex Chronicles, Part 2
October 13th, 1980 Would you like to know why I enjoy seducing older men so much? It's definitely not because I think older men can teach me how to be a better lover. Nor is it because I am desperately grasping for a father figure. If you theorized that I do it for financial reasons, you are wrong once again. I don't bed older men as a challenge, either. In truth, older men are much easier to get in the sack than younger guys. I can charm the low-cut briefs off any man over forty. The only challenging aspect of "getting" older men is to convert the long-established tops into bottoms. Most older tops are as timid as virgins; that is, when I have them lying face down for me. There's nothing more satisfying than chaining a middle-aged man to a wall, and whipping him until he begs for mercy. There was this one time when I had a buff fifty-five-year-old man lick my boots. His hands were tied firmly behind his back. He slobbered all over the leather sniffing the fresh semen that coated my shoelaces after he climaxed. I militarily demanded that he lick all of his seminal fluids off. Then, I pumped him until his bald head was flushed deep vermilion. Shall I describe what I like so much about older men? Why I prefer them to men my age? To put it simply, I love their hairy posteriors. I especially enjoy it when my "love muscle" is thrusting between those hairy cheeks. Older men groan from the gut like large bears. Most often, my giant hands are lost in a tangle of back hair. My soft, muscular thighs rubbing against the backs of their bushy, firm legs. Ordering every guy to scream my name after I bark, "Who's your son?" several times, all of this happening before I lose myself inside of them. Most of the tops are really tight, for very obvious reasons. Even though it may sound ridiculous, I consider the older tops who haven't been penetrated to still be innocent. Sure, they've shared their seed with plenty of men, but not all can truly "take it" like a man. So, what's my secret for seducing tops? I can't explain how I do it. Some trust me so much that they hop on my bed and automatically stick their butts in the air. There was this empty-headed guy who didn't even know my penis was inside of him until I rippled with orgasm. I was fingering him, and it got me really turned on. He was lying on his side, so I just pushed my flushed member in like a true maestro. The man was convulsing in pleasure, complimenting me on how large my fingers were. Funny guy. He did not seem all that angry when he actually found out the truth. For the next few days, my answering machine was filled by his calls, begging me to invite him over again. Other guys are not so easy. About two weeks ago, I needed to finger this Irish guy I became acquainted with before penetration could happen. Some older men are comfortable only after I rim them (while switching back and forth to fellatio) for approximately half an hour. They feel my tongue penetrating their pink orifices so they naturally get curious. Of course, a firm erection feels much different than a tongue. By the time the men find out, though, I'm already grinding against their prostates. Do I allow myself to be penetrated by older men? Yes, but not very often. I enjoy entering older men too much. If I do allow myself to be penetrated, it's usually because my semen is simultaneously seeping out of them. Anyhow, I think I've had my fill of older men. It's time I try dating someone close to my age. Not having a one-night stand, mind you, but actually a real date. This is not such an easy task for me. I usually find a man, take him home and have my way with him. But, ever since I've laid eyes on that cute intern Raymond, I really don't know how to conduct myself. Whenever he is in my presence, I feel completely insecure, and that definitely worries me. As of yet, I still do not know which way he swings. Nevertheless, I will keep trying to get something out of him. If anything develops, I'll be sure to record my misadventures. Naughty thoughts of Raymond got me so riled up that I needed to take a cold shower. I've been sitting here only wrapped in a towel, and I am freezing. I'd better put on some snug boxer shorts. The end for now.
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