Gay Erotic Stories

1. The Doctore--because he says, "Take off your clothes". 2. The Dentist--because he says, "open Wide". 3. The Hairdresser--because he says, "Do you want it teasted or blown?" 4. The Milkman--because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator--because he says, "Once you have it all in--you'll just love it!" 6. The Banker--because he says, " If you take it out too soon, you'll lose your interest." 7. The Police officer--because he says, "Spread 'em!" 8. The Mailman--because he always delivers his package! 9. The Pilot--because he takes off fast and then slows down! 10. The Hunter--because he always goes deep in the bush, shots tice and always eats what he shoots. Honorable mentions: 11. The Taxi driver--because he takes you on a wild ride and keeps your meter running! 12. The Fireman--because he suits up and quenches your fire! 13. The Lawyer--because he sucks the life out of your assets! 14. The Carpenter--because he's a great wood worker! 15. The Stockbroker--because he plays both the Bull's and the Bears. Life goes on...and so it goes...