Gay Erotic Stories

20 of the Best Things About Being Gay from the book 501 Great Things About Being Gay by Edward Taussig. 1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting. 6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee. 7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and mean her bathing suit. 8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover. 9. You really have "been there, done that." 10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything. 11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous." 12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home. 13. You can have naked men you don't know in your home. 14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius. 15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex. 16. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear it. 17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. 18. You only wear polyester when you mean to. 19. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them. 20. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away Reprinted by permission. From the book 501 Great Things About Being Gay by Edward Taussig. Copyright 1998 by Edward Taussig and The Wonderland Press.