Gay Erotic Stories

FOUR DIRTY LITTLE LIMERICKS By Cuddle Bear Some of these are original to me, some I’ve modified for your pleasure and some are just good.. A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room. And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, to whom. (Say this one aloud in your best fake British accent. It works!) A lusty young Bottom of Orange Once swung by his heels from a door-hinge. He said to the Cop Who was his favorite Top “Like THIS you can cram in one more inch!” A decrepit Queen from south Houston Once dreamt that Brad Pitt had seduced him! He awoke late that night With expectant delight To find that the mattress had goosed him. A certain young fellow from Sydney Could take it clear up to the kidney. ‘til some stud from Quebec Shove it up to his neck. He sure had a big one, now didn’t he?