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Oral Sex--An Ode To Love

by Mouthy One

Just For Fun--Jokes/Poems

Penis breath, a lover's dread... Is what you get when you give head... Unpleasant as it tends to be... Be greateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why... You bothered reaching for his fly... But it's too late, can't be a tease... Accept the fact, get on your knees. You know you've got a job to do... So open wide and shove it through... Lick the tipe, then take it all... Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tongue... A super blowjob's masterfully done... And feel the precum start to run... So when the fuck's, he gonna cum! Just when you can't take anymore... You hear your lover's mightly roar... And when he hits that real high note... You feel it shooting down your throat... Salty, fishy, sticky stuff... Okay already! That's enough... Let's switch you say, before you gag... And what revenge!--you're on the rag. Switch you bitch! It's my turn now... Do it to me--I've showed you how... Ahh yes! I knew you could... Keep it up sucker, work my wood. Ahh thanks again for the hot time... I love this action--it's sublime... Suck and suck, shoot and score... A brief respite, then some more!

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6 Gay Erotic Stories from Mouthy One

Cute One Liners

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Not Too Straight Advice...

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings--they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Eagles

Oral Sex--An Ode To Love

Possible National Condom Week Slogans

1. Cover your stump before U hump. 2. Before U attack 'er, wrap yer wacker! 3. Don't be silly, protect yer willy. 4. When in doubt, shroud yer spout. 5. Don't be a loner, cover yer boner. 6. You can't go wrong if U shield yer dong. 7. If yer not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it! 8. If U think he's spunky, cover

Top Ten Men On My List

1. The Doctore--because he says, "Take off your clothes". 2. The Dentist--because he says, "open Wide". 3. The Hairdresser--because he says, "Do you want it teasted or blown?" 4. The Milkman--because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator--because he says, "Once you have it all in--you'll just love it!" 6.

What's Your Sign?

ASK CO-WORKERS WHICH YOU HATE WHAT THEIR SIGN IS--AND THEN, REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING...ENJOY HOROSCOPES by Adam Sandler Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22)

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