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by Mouthy One
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6 Gay Erotic Stories from Mouthy One
Cute One Liners
That's a nice pair of pants - Anyway I can talk you out of them? Your lips are like wine. I want to drink them! Excuse me is that a space suit you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world. Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again? Do you sleep on your stomach?...No?....Can I? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz, I can
Not Too Straight Advice...
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings--they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Eagles
Oral Sex--An Ode To Love
Penis breath, a lover's dread... Is what you get when you give head... Unpleasant as it tends to be... Be greateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why... You bothered reaching for his fly... But it's too late, can't be a tease... Accept the fact, get on your knees. You know you've
Possible National Condom Week Slogans
1. Cover your stump before U hump. 2. Before U attack 'er, wrap yer wacker! 3. Don't be silly, protect yer willy. 4. When in doubt, shroud yer spout. 5. Don't be a loner, cover yer boner. 6. You can't go wrong if U shield yer dong. 7. If yer not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it! 8. If U think he's spunky, cover
Top Ten Men On My List
1. The Doctore--because he says, "Take off your clothes". 2. The Dentist--because he says, "open Wide". 3. The Hairdresser--because he says, "Do you want it teasted or blown?" 4. The Milkman--because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator--because he says, "Once you have it all in--you'll just love it!" 6.
What's Your Sign?
ASK CO-WORKERS WHICH YOU HATE WHAT THEIR SIGN IS--AND THEN, REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING...ENJOY HOROSCOPES by Adam Sandler Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22)
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