Gay Erotic Stories

As I walked through the super market veggie area my mind began racing over the possibilities that abounded there knew immediately that the cucumbers and carrots were on my list other things I considered were the yellow squash and a huge root vegetable that I could not find the name of. Well after careful consideration I selected the cucumber, carrots, a couple of green bananas and of course a nice long kielbasa sausage. Next I proceeded to the oils section and selected a small can of Crisco, with that I headed to the checkout line. It was then I remembered the promise of picture of the tied up balls in the bathroom of the store, luckily the jingle of the key ring in my pocket hid the sound of the ring on the cuffs tinkling as I walked to the rear of the store. Once in the bathroom, I dropped my pants to my ankles and adjusted my cock and balls for a good picture. As I was pulling on my cock someone began beating on the door begging for me to hurry, so I was forced to cut the picture shoot off and put everything away. Once I got home I prepared the floor for the shoot, it was then I got the idea for arranging the objects for artistic purposes and for a little intro to the upcoming shots…I had intended to start working my ass with one of my butt plugs but decided to throw caution to the wind and start directly with the carrots…I selected a variety of sizes and lengths to work with then I scooped up a nice dollop of the Crisco, and shoved it in my ass. Following that with the first carrot. It was a short, only 6 inches and fairly evenly thick, it slid in quite easily, so I moved up to a longer one, I inserted each one separately taking pictures as they were buried in my ass. My only problem was keeping the carrot in my ass when I turned to take the picture…I eventually had to snap the picture in the delay mode and then quickly insert the carrot. On the agenda next were the bananas, I was not sure they were hard enough to insert but as luck would have it they were. In planning I had bought two, expecting to use one as a back up if the first one broke or was just plain smashed during the insertion. Once the first one was in I decided to go for broke and insert the second one on top of the first…I could feel the first banana sliding deeper into my gut as the second one pushed its way in, it was not hard to fit both. I was able to take a nice picture of the end of the second banana just peeking out my ass hole. I could feel them breaking apart in my ass so I knew the only way to get them out was to shit them…so taking my camera with me I went into the bathroom and hung my ass over the edge of the tub and let loose…the bananas shot out of my ass landing with a resounding plop in the tub. It was then that I knew I needed a couple of completely piggy pictures of me eating the bananas, the first one I selected was quite smashed the second was still very solid and covered with a fine glaze of ass juice. It went down nicely, the different taste mixed in my mouth, sweet banana, bland Crisco, and the tart bitterness of ass, and my head began swimming with the piggy thoughts. It was hard to keep my hand off my cock by now but I knew that I had to so I didn’t fuck up the photo shoot. Upon returning to the photo area I took stock of the things left to do, the kelbasa and the cucumber. I had hoped to put the whole kelbasa up my ass but as I was lubing it, the damn thing broke in half, oh well not everything can go as planned. I resumed my position on my knees and began working the sausage in my ass, it went in easily and smoothly, I took a few photos, with it in different stages of depth then ignored the camera and began fucking my ass. The feeling of the sausage sliding deeper and deeper made my cock begin to leak pre-cum, a trail drained from my cock head to the floor…. I had but one more item on my shopping list left to use, the cucumber. I had managed to find one that looked just like the big fat cock all good submisives crave.. I know that the boy working the veggie dept at the store new that the one I picked was not for a salad, it took a lot of searching and I put aside many smaller firmer ones for my choice. My cock hardened more as I slowly lubed the cucumber, I even sucked on it of course getting very little in my mouth. This made my ass twitch even more. It was much harder than I expected to fuck my ass with though. While large in girth it was barely long enough to reach around and work. I tried many positions, first on my knees then on my back. I finally gave in to the good ole squat method, this allowed me to fuck my ass and take a couple pictures also. As my ass opened up and began to take the whole cucumber I searched the room for just one more thing. I was on a roll and didn’t want to stop. Then I saw it, the wine bottle, you know one that you turn into a candle holder. I quickly pulled the veggie out of my ass and went to the kitchen and grabbed a almost empty bottle from the fridge. After checking for a smooth edge I set to lubricating the neck of the bottle. I have seen many pictures on the web with various bottles and such and new I could do it. Placing the mouth of the bottle at my ever puckering ass hole I slowly eased my self onto it. The first few inches of the neck went easy, Hell I had to reach around and check to ensure my progress. Then I felt my ass begin to stretch around the body of the bottle. While I didn’t want to go to deep on this first try, I wanted to at least make the lable. That I did, leaving a brown and Crisco stain on the upper portion of the label. With the bottle firmly buried in my ass I couldn’t take it any more. I began furiously stroking my cock and squeezing my balls, cum started to shoot from my cock and land on the plate I had put there to catch it. As I licked my plate clean, I eased off the bottle and replaced it with my fingers. My ass was warm and moist and left me begging for a man to continue its training. That’s pretty much the end of the story, I am still looking for a man to do the work on my ass and take it even further.