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A Funny Frog Joke
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit! 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit! 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs
Ancient Chinese Wisdom
Ancient Chinese Wisdom: Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who
Coney Island Adventure, Part 1
As I ran barefoot along the sand toward the bathhouse, I was afraid I might be too late...All I had to wear was my little orange nylon Speedo swimsuit. The sun was fading away and the lights from the rides cast spooky shadows on the lovers, parents and children who dotted the still warm sands. When I reached the bathhouse I saw that the big steel door was closed. I banged
First Time In Tights, Part 2
First Time In Tights, Part 2 After that magical day, I was hooked. I had never had sex that was open, passionate and thrilling. My first time out and I had struck paydirt: His name was Rich; we were wild about each other; and the next few weeks were extraordinary. Usually he fucked me, but I loved that gorgeous butt of his, and one night he said it was my turn. By this time, we
First Time In Tights, Part 3
First Time In Tights, Part 3 I lay on the bed, waiting for my lover to take me. I was slightly propped up with some pillows and looked down at my curled legs; I was wearing white nylon tights, a “poet” shirt and a nylon sash. The white looked even brighter against the blue velvet sheets. I stroked my hand over the sheets, so soft and smooth. I worked out a lot and my legs were
First Time In Tights, Part 4
First Time, Part Four Rick was my guide and mentor into the world of tights and gay sex. From the day he firmly grasped me and fucked me, he was in charge. He had spanked me a couple of times, but for the most part, he was a gentle master. Our evenings were passionate, exciting and he always had a little surprise. Considering I had fooled myself into thinking I had liked women
Jan
By Anon I first met Jan on an Internet personal connection thing last summer. I think it was about July 11 or 12 as his birthday was the 11th and mine was the 12th. He seemed ok to talk when we first talked on the phone - and I detected an eastern accent --- Chinese to be exact. We agreed to meet at his attic flat in the nearby university town. He came out to greet me as I
Just One Look
Sure, I've checked other guys out in the locker room, and well maybe I've had an occasional fantasy now and again, but I've always loved sex with women so I married one six years ago. We both run as do a lot of our friends. Last fall a group of us went to an out of town road race and that's when things began to get interesting. The town that hosted the race made showers
Male Teen Model
A few years ago I came across an advert in the local paper from a young man who said that he would do modeling for a small fee. I called him and arranged to first meet him and see if he was "my type". My type could be described as "male", "teen", slim swimmers build good-sized cut cock and willing to perform! So we had our meeting. He was quite likeable--he said he was 19
Matt And Me
I met Matt through a friend. He's good-looking 6 foot brown eyes and hair with a slim tanned body. I'm about the same. These events took place this last year, we are both 19. The first time we hung out was at a party at my house. He got there at about 2am and I was already blitzed. The party was dying fast and almost everyone was crashed so I started getting ready for bed. I
Mitch, Part 1
A story which I just finished reading reminded me of a young friend of mine, whom I thought I was seducing but in actual fact he was doing it to me. Mitch had just turned 18. We met through a club about a year earlier and had become good buddies. Mitch was a good-looking kid, somewhat nervous with a kind of an odd shake to his hands when concentrating and a funny quiver to his
Mitch, Part 2
After the initial experience with Mitch, it didn't take too long for us to have a repeat performance. You may remember, Mitch seduced me while looking at pictures of young girls in his yearbook. Following that episode, I had to travel abroad for a week or two. It was time for him to visit me at my house. We were in my study chatting very comfortably and I was showing Mitch
Mitch, Part 3
In Mitch parts 1 and 2 we met my young friend Mitch who had his first sexual experiences (gay or otherwise) with yours truly in the past few months. One very hot and sunny Saturday afternoon in July, I was visiting his parent's place. We were basically talking all about our mutual interests in our club and touching on relationships, etc. The main difference today was
My 19th Summer
It was summer break and I was at my parents’ cottage. It's a lovely place by a large lake, and I always enjoy my summers swimming, hiking, and boating. It was a hot August night; the moon was full. I decided around ten o'clock to take a walk and headed for my special swimming hole. It was about half a mile around the lake and was situated in a little bay, secluded from the whole
Paul's First Time
My name is Paul, I am an 18-year-old schoolboy and I live in the UK. Like most boys of my age I am intensely interested in sex, very horny nearly all of the time and can get an almost instantaneous erection at the sight or thought of anything remotely related to a girls body. The main problem I had was having little or no sexual experience. I had groped a girl's breast outside her
Reversal Of Fortune
The gym was almost deserted by the time I got there for my workout. Hardly surprising, I guess, considering it was almost midnight. As I changed into my gym gear in the locker room, I noticed a young kid I'd seen around the gym before. Cute boyish face, nice smile, friendly enough - but scrawny as hell. He would've stood no more than 5'5", weighed no more than 110 pounds.
The Little Old Lady And The Bank President
The Old Lady An The Bank President A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $3 million she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. She said that first, though, she wished to meet the president of Chase Manhattan Bank due to the
Very Funny Joke
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit! 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit! 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs
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