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Adventures with a Turkey Baster: Part 1

by Jason Ball


A Day at the Grocery Store One day Danny was in his pink high heels and moo moo dress had his hair in rollers and decided to make a trip to the grocery store. He applied his red lipstick before entering the grocery store doors. He walked femalely to the shopping carts and entered the big electronic doors .he grabbed a flyer to see what’s on sale . While Danny was in te frozen food section, who should appear but David. David had decided to wear his new leather thong and matching cowboy hat. He was doing cart wheels down the cereal isle. Beackman was also there and when David did one of his famous flips, he ran into Beackman's huge hair. Beackman fell over the stock boy stocking cans Beackman said ohh im sorry ohh that felt good David grasped Beackman’s gentle little hand and picked him up Beackman said ohh David I love those thongs. Meanwhile Danny was in the fruit n veggie isle. Danny saw a banana he just had to have. He took the banana into the ladies room and stuck it like a turkey baster. He began to have a orgasm. A lady walked in and heard Danny ran out and screamed Since David has a sixth sense for organism, David knew just what the lady was screaming about. David ran into the lady's room and saw Danny sticking the huge banana up his jelly roll ass. David asked Danny if he could help. Wait, David, let me get my slip and slide out of my trunk. Meanwhile Beackman was putting on quite a show in the baking section parents were terrified children were crying the employees were disgusted .Beackman was rubbing his body with frosting and jerking off at the same time. Exposing him self public but if you know Beackman he's never afraid of indecent exposure .he was jumping on shelves jiggling his balls pouting sugar in his big hair .this type of gay crime is a job for our favorite super heros Super Steve and super josh . Super Steve and super josh could hear the heterosexual people's cry's for help. Super Steve and super josh put on their tight spandex suits. They were on their way to the grocery store, flying in the air, top speed. When they got there people were running everywhere. Steve said slow down, what’s the problem, than he notice a large pice of hair coming from the cereal isle. Steve said it's them again. Steve said are you loaded up with jell-o mold and purely water? Josh said yep and ready so they went to the restrooms were David and Danny were getting it on with a banana super josh and Steve busted though the doors and said we meet again you gay bastards super josh and Steve prepared the purity water while Danny was screaming jumping up and down the toilet set it shuck all the store like a earth quake Super Steve and josh flew across the bath room from the impact David just held on to Danny jigglely jelly roll legs josh got up and said I shall end you fatso josh blasted his water at Danny it was uneffective cause Danny's so huge to see pictures log on to http://community.webtv.net/cosmo45/adventureswitha


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46 Gay Erotic Stories from Jason Ball

A Lesson

Whiling away my time seemed to be happening more and more lately. I was at a point where I had hit a slump in my education and instead of going to classes was spending a lot of time with friends. I was hanging with my good friend Geri (sometimes we called her "Jer", but she always smacked us hard for that) on a typical, boring Thursday afternoon at our state college. The two of

A Tale Of Two Mikes, Part 1

I'm Mike- 6' 2"; have hair on my balls, navel, chest, legs, and underarms; cut; and I got a nice 10". My friend Mike is 6'4"; has hair on his balls, navel, chest, underarms, ass, and legs; and sports a cut 9 incher. The two of us have known each other since high school, and I knew I wanted him when I saw him in the locker room during gym class. He'd stand there in his

Adventures with a Turkey Baster: Part 1

A Day at the Grocery Store One day Danny was in his pink high heels and moo moo dress had his hair in rollers and decided to make a trip to the grocery store. He applied his red lipstick before entering the grocery store doors. He walked femalely to the shopping carts and entered the big electronic doors .he grabbed a flyer to see what’s on sale . While Danny was in te

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An Officer & Three Gentlement

A dense fog was settling over Detroit. Jason Allen, a rookie with the Force on his first night of patrol had landed into a situation hotter than the stale Great Lake's air of this Independence Day eve. The brightly lit silhouette of the Renaissance Center could be seen rising up from above the skyline of filth, decease and scandal that constituted the Great Lake docks. Particularly

Baby

Petra Olson was busy getting everything ready for Laura’s arrival. “Let’s see,” she said out loud, “diapers, bottle with formula, baby toys, baby powder, and baby oil.” “That ought to do it,” she continued, placing everything in the spare bedroom, the one set up like a nursery. Petra was especially anxious for today’s session. It had been three weeks since Laura’s last visit, and

Behind Bars

Barbara Harris looked over her shoulder as the steel barred door clanked shut behind her. For the next three years this would be her home, the Sexton Correctional Facility For Women. How could have she been so stupid?! ? Holding those drugs for Harry had been just about the dumbest thing she had ever done! When the police broke into her apartment, they found two ounces of cocaine and

Big Fun

BIG - FUN ... Wie immer ging ich diesen Weg, entlang der Straße und an den Häusern vorbei, die mir über die Jahre so vertraut wurden. Gott sei Dank, daß die Schule beendet wurde - es war heute aber auch heiß... . Der Heimweg war noch lang - besonders in dieser Hitze. Mein T-Shirt zog ich aus und wanderte in Jeans weiter. Ich hielt bei jedem Auto, welches vorbei kam meinen Daumen

Black Buck Delivers

I frequent a bathhouse in my town, where every Friday night that I went, I saw a beautiful black buck. One night, he invited me to his room. As soon as I closed the door and dropped my towel, he pushed me to my knees. I was staring at a rock hard thickly veined black dick, nine inches that was as thick as a coke can at the base. He wore a double chrome cock ring to keep

Captain Planet and Wheeler

It was a hot day and Captain Planet was just finishing a job, cleaning the earth and he was flying through the air and spotted Wheeler. He flew down to him and said "Hey Wheeler." "Hey captain planet, what’s up?" "Just finished the job. Now I feel like having some sex," "Who did you have in mind Cap?" Wheeler asked him. Captain Planet came up to

Coach And Me

The Coach slammed the desk drawer shut, it had been a long frustrating day, doing the monthly financials for the team. On a Saturday, no one around, and he had skipped lunch and had had far too much caffeinated coffee! The coffee had kept him pissing every few minutes for the last hour or so, and he could feel dampness in his crotch from the excessive drainage of so much

Drop Your Pen?

I was working in the Internet lab on campus late one night. There were just two others in the lab with me: one guy sitting at the end of my aisle, and another guy sitting across from me. The guy sitting across from me was beautiful. Dark blond hair, deep blue eyes, and broad shoulders. He was wearing a tight T-shirt and jeans; twice he had caught me staring at him. My

Dungeon

STORY # 67 “dungeon” Fred had only heard about the “dungeon” through the grapevine, the talk being that boy toys were there to take care of all your sexual. desires. Well tonight he was going to find out because he had been invited to attend a party at the underground gay sex parlor by a friend of a friend. He was supposed to meet Pete at a down town bar after work and go from

Foreskin

Jimmy walked through the locker room on his way to showers thinking about the upcoming report he would have to give at the quarterly meeting later that afternoon. He was well prepared, but this was a very important presentation what with the head of marketing from the home office due in town to attend the meeting. As he entered the shower room in the company gym, Jimmy wasn’t too

Grow Gravity

When I was granted three wishes. My first wish was for an endless supply of money on demand. My second wish was for eternal injury and physical illness-free life. But my third wish was the most conceptually intricate: it was for what I call the Unlimited Morph Control Generator, morpher for short. It is a tiny device implanted into the end of my right index finger and hard wired into

Guess

I was getting in touch with the fact I wasn't going to marry the girl I took to the school prom. While dancing with her I was checking out all the guys who at one time were dorks to me . Now that they were in tuxes they looked very hot to me...especially this tall guy who had the locker next to mine in gym. I was dancing with my date and looking at him, looking at me, and

Gym Stink

I don't remember when I first noticed other guys' armpits. I guess it was when I started dating men. But now I really have this thing for it. I am especially into really built, muscular gym boy's armpits. Unfortunately, I noticed the good-looking, muscular ones always smell soapy and wear a ton of deodorants. Last week however, I got lucky. I started talking to this guy at the gym;

I'll Show You Mine

I was eighteen and happy being in the closet. My attractive and muscular friend was over and we were discussing the importance of size when it comes to dicks. We were simply trying to make each other jealous. Finally, when I revealed that I had a ten-inch meat, he simply would not be convinced. When he asked me to reveal it to him, I didn't even hesitate. I was already quite hard

Mario's Last Time

I've read a couple of stories on the net about young men facing execution. I ad to tell you about Mario. He was just 25, and he got lethal injection. He was he first in the state. Before that, we had the chair. This was much easier for all concerned, but of course the end result in the same. As I said, Mario was just 25. He had been here on death row for the last 6

Me & My English Teacher

I always had a crush in my English teacher Mr. Carter. I always wonder what it would be like to fuck him. O by the way I'm Rick and I am 5'8, a junior in high school, 18, and have a 9" penis(which I jerk off every night). I always had sex with girls but one day when my friend and me were playing around and just ending up having sex. Then I realized I was gay. Any way I had such I

Me, Dad, Brother, Friends

I was laying in bed one evening studying my school lessons for the next day. My mother had been in the hospital for two weeks for a major operation. My door opened and my dad walked in with not a stitch of clothing on. His dick was hard and standing straight out. I was really stunned, since I had never seen my dad with no clothes, much less with his dick showing and at full

Mi Primer Mamada

Fue mi primera vez y la mejor en ese entonces tenia 18 años al igual que mis 5 amigos con los que me fui de vacaciones. Fuimos a la playa, era todo un descontrol. Era como la una de la mañana cuando decidimos partir al boliche oviamente ya estabamos re borrachos. Uno de los chicos me pidio que lo espera que se tenia que bañar(obiamente no sabia que yo era gay), entoces le dije a

MISSION OF MERCY

MISSION OF MERCY ”Marie,” called Mr. Horton on his secretary’s intercom, “please come in here and bring your pad.” Marie quickly got to her feet and entered her boss’s office, bringing along her dictation pad as he had requested. The chances of her having to do any dictation were slim and none, but it looked good to anyone who happened to see her going into Tom Horton’s private

My Best Friend

I remember when I was growing up sharing everything with my best friend. She lived right next door and we were the same age. Our parents both stuttered and avoided the subject of sex, when we asked. So we investigated the phenomena ourselves. We were both very intelligent; therefore, we started our research at a local library. We found out about pregnancy and the different views of

My Roommate, Mark

The first time I saw Mark, I thought he was very cute and he was my type. His handsome face used to appear with a smile and a laugh. I adored him so much because he was so cute and attractive, in addition to his perfect body. The only dream I had every day was tickling his nice, sweaty, hairy armpits. Thank God he became my roommate and we shared an apartment. Every time he came

My Sweaty Workout Partner

No matter the blistering, intense humid 96 degrees outside, the two floor heaters were cranked up... just like both of us. Since I never use air conditioning in the summer, when it cums to heat, the 10' x 12' Sweat Box, a/k/a The Weight Room, was furnace-plus. But, our surroundings hold nothing on us. We are generating the most electrifying sexual horniness and enough heat between

Night of the Werewolf, Part 1

My name is Jake, and I've been a werewolf since I was 13. That's when the transitional period occurs. And that's when I first experienced the transformation. I guess I've been one since birth, cause I never knew my father. I'd always been fascinated with werewolves even as a kid, and I used to watch all types of movies about them. I always laugh at them now because they can't even

Punishment Or Pleasure

I was at a my best friend’s apartment watching the game with some of his tenants when a knock came to the door it was my friend’s neighbor from down stairs the minute I saw him may pulse begin to race and my limp dick being to stiffen. Shawn was 25years old he was black but Light-skinned with hazel brown eyes. He was about 5 feet 8 inches tall with broad shoulders. He looked like

Red Cowboy Boots

Christy peered into her closet trying to decide on which outfit to wear for her usual Saturday night outing. Being from Ft. Worth, Texas, her destination was sure to be one of the many cowboy bars that dotted the Metroplex landscape. She finally decided on a long country style dress that was low cut on top, yet loose enough to allow her freedom of movement on the dance

Roommate's Boyfriend

The day began when my clock-radio went off at 5:00 am filling the room with the soulful voice of Kelly Price sangin' her heart out about the betrayal of a friend and a lover lost. I sat up in my bed and lit a cigarette as I listened to the emotion with-which she sang. My first thought was what a fucked up situation, then I dismissed the emotion as I crushed the butt of the

Roommates Boyfriend

The day began when my clock-radio went off at 5:00am filling the room with the soulful voice of Kelly Price sangin' her heart out about the betrayal of a friend and a lover lost. I sat up in my bed and lit a cigarette as I listened to the emotion with-which she sang. My first thought was what a fucked up situation, then I dismissed the emotion as I crushed the butt of the cigarette

Saved By The Bell, Part 1

It was getting late that Friday afternoon. Track practice had ended a while ago, but Zack just entered the dark locker room. He looked around and saw no one, so he began peeling off his sweaty T-shirt. Zack was disappointed in not seeing young, naked studs showering in the damp locker room. He passed a mirror and paused to admire his conditioned body. 'It isn't as good as Slater's,

Scifi Fantasy/The Stranger

Let me introduce myself, my name is Matt, I am 5'10, about 210 lbs. (a bit overweight). I have sandy blond hair, and clean shaven. I am moderately hairless, except for my crotch. I often fantasize about hairy men. Basically that is all I do...fantasize. I was going to meet my friend Chris at the park where we usually cruise for guys, and watch the joggers as they go by shirtless.

THE APPOINTMENT

STORY #82 THE APPOINTMENT Chet nervously looked at his watch for the third time in the last five minutes. What in the hell had gotten into him, was he out of his mind?!? Meeting a woman in person he has been having an on line relationship with--totally nuts! Here he was, 33 years old, good job, married to a beautiful woman, two small children, a whole lot to lose, and he could

THE BREAK IN

STORY #51 THE BREAK IN ”This was just to easy,” thought Vic Tabor, as he carefully opened the unlocked window on the first floor of the secluded farm house. Climbing silently into the dark room, he snapped on a small but powerful flashlight and surveyed the surroundings, and pulled out an old pillow case from inside his coat. Moving quickly to the buffet, he found a drawer full

The Chatroom

Sarah nervously reviewed the instructions that Megan had written for her on the back of a restaurant napkin. Hit “enter”, wait for the screen to load, then make up a chat room “handle”, type it in, then hit “connect me”, and you’re in! A live sex chat room! “I must be out of my mind,” thought Sarah! How did she ever let Megan talk her into this?!? “Well, no harm in just sitting in,

The Cruise

STORY #89 THE CRUISE Maureen O’Connell strolled leisurely down the pier, taking in all the sights and sounds that surrounded the departure of a luxury cruise ship. A native New Yorker, Mo had spent the last several days cruising South Beach and enjoying the Miami sun, and boy, this was living, the middle of February and the temperature had been hovering in the mid 70’s! As Mo walked

The Fitting

”Awwww mom, do I hafta,” cried Judy Kilmer!?! “Now be quiet and sit still,” her mother admonished her, “we’ll be there in a few minutes!!!” Judy turned her head and looked sullenly out the passenger door window, dreading her first visit to her mother’s lingerie shop. “Jesus,” she thought to herself, “I’m only nineteen years old, what the fuck do I need custom made lingerie for

The Guidance Counselor

Emma Jelkon sat in her office waiting for her next appointment to show up. Looking at her appointment calendar, Timmy Floyd was scheduled for a one period meeting because his teachers had recently contacted her about his lack of interest in his classes. Being a counselor for twenty-six years, the last fifteen at Lincoln High, Emma had heard just about every story you could think of!

The Halloween Party

Halloween had never been my favorite time of the year, I couldn't stand costumes and all that candy crap. But this year I was in for a treat that I's never forget. It was my Junior year in high school and I was quickly discovering new and interesting things about myself and all the other guys around me. Particularly Brendon. He was a tall senior with short brown hair and blue eyes

The Hike

Steve had always been athletic. He enjoyed working out, biking and best of all hiking. All the activity kept him lean and muscular. His 6' frame was handsome, he had 16" arms and a broad, 46" chest. He was by no means a bodybuilder, although in his fantasies he had always wished to become a "freak". He knew at 34 years of age, he'd probably not make the Mr. Olympia

The Librarian

Ryan pushed the heavy cart containing at least on hundred books down the narrow library aisles, stopping occasionally to return the volumes to their proper place. To most people rummaging around a bunch of dusty books and periodicals would be a chore to be avoided at all costs, but Ryan was different, he loved feel of the books in his hands, the aroma of old manuscripts filling his

THE MAID

STORY #22 THE MAID Mary was depressed. Out of high school for three months now and not one decent job offer. She was getting desperate!!! Her parents were on her back and she couldn’t blame them, underfoot all day and just generally in her mom’s way. As she scanned the want ads for the 23rd time her eye caught sight of an ad she must have missed. It read, “Older widowed lady

The Temple of Size

Jack had been traveling through the South American jungle for weeks. This land had once been the domain of a race of fierce warriors, who legends said were muscular giants who overcame all their opponents by their massive size and strength. All but one of his guides had abandoned him in his endless quest for the warriors' great temple. Now only Jack and Medio were on hand to see the

UNDER THE TABLE

UNDER THE TABLE Cori stuck her head into Jake’s office and asked if he was ready to go to lunch. “Sure am,” he said, jumping up and grabbing his coat. “Where to,” he asked, as they hurried towards the elevator. “I’m really tense today,” she replied, “how about Under The Table?” He laughed, and said, “Tense huh? Sounds good to me!” Talking shop until they entered the restaurant,

Unexpected Guest

Gwen anxiously climbed the stairs to the apartment she shared with her room mate, Anna, who had promised her a big surprise when she got home from work. All day she had been wondering what it would be, and it had been driving her crazy!!! Fumbling with her key, she heard Anna yell from inside the apartment, “It’s open!” Gwen hurried inside, eager to find what Anna had in store for

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