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A Neighbor, A Cop, and an Ex-Wife

by Blindside


After my divorce, I moved to a small apartment in the suburbs. My ex-wife had taken me for most everything … house, cars, bank accounts, brokerage accounts … you name it, and she got it. Fortunately, there were no children involved. What she didn’t know was the fact I’d stashed quite a bit of money in a separate bank account, which at least gave me the opportunity to start over. Plus, I had a reasonably good job that paid an adequate salary. Bottom line--fuck the bitch!

After getting settled, the worst part of my new life was coming home to an empty home. But I managed, and candidly become accustomed to living the life of a single guy. Actually, I loved the freedom.

It was a Saturday afternoon, and I was returning from the supermarket. Walking up to my apartment, I encountered a cop leaving the apartment next door. Turns out he was my neighbor, just leaving for the late afternoon shift. He was a big guy; about six foot two inches and probably about 240 pounds. Maybe 30 years old at best. Nice looking fellow and in pretty good shape. We exchanged pleasantries and went our separate ways.

Several weeks passed. I would see the cop on occasion. Looked like he primarily worked the evening shift, but I wasn’t sure. One Sunday morning I decided to wash my car in the parking lot. The apartment complex provided several spaces for this purpose. The cop was taking his trash out, and stopped by to chat. We talked for about fifteen minutes. Prior to his leaving, the cop invited me to his apartment to watch the afternoon football game and have some beers. Why not, I thought to myself? I told him I’d bring some snacks.

I showed up at noon for the big game. The cop’s apartment was sparsely furnished, but comfortable. Turns out he too had been through a nasty divorce, but said he was over the hurt and frustration. We watched the game, had a few beers, and devoured the snacks. The game ended in overtime, with our team losing. What’s new, I thought. It was about 3:30 pm.

“Hey Mike,” said the cop, whose name was Josh, “Why don’t you go change into your gym clothes and we’ll get some exercise. We can use the Police Academy’s facilities … you can be my guest.” Well, what the hell, might as well start making some new friends?

I returned to my apartment, changed my clothes, and met Josh in the parking lot. Off we went to the gym.

Upon arrival, I couldn’t believe my eyes. The Academy’s gym was fantastic. Nothing but the best for the city’s finest. It being a Sunday afternoon, the place was nearly empty. While Josh worked out on the circuit equipment, I climbed on a stair master. After forty-five minutes, I was nearly exhausted, having climbed nearly 75 flights of stairs. Josh was just finishing up on the treadmill when I approached him. He hadn’t even broken a sweat.

“Hey Mike, you look like you’re about the die!” said Josh, “A little out of shape perhaps?”

“Yeah, maybe” I replied, still out of breath. Probably ought to quit them damn cigarettes.

“Let’s hit the steam room,” said Josh, heading towards the locker facilities. Sounded good to me.

Once in the locker room, Josh ripped his workout clothes off and dumped them on the floor. He then walked stark naked over to the steam room and entered. Not wanting to be odd man out, I ditched my towel and followed Josh. The steam was extremely thick and it was hotter than hell in there. I could hardly see Josh, despite the fact we were sitting across from each other. We talked for about twenty minutes, which is about the maximum amount of time one can stand the steam room temperature. “Let’s take a shower and blow this popsicle stand,” said Josh, as he stood up exited the inferno.

Josh and I entered a communal shower. I caught a glimpse of his manhood. Jesus, his dick matched his large body. Must have been six or seven inches long flaccid. I’m no slouch myself, but Josh definitely had me beat in the “dick department.” Josh lathered up, paying particular attention to his crotch. I did the same, but without the vigor being displayed by my new found friend. After ten or twelve minutes in the shower, we rinsed off, got dressed, and left for the apartment.

Upon arrival at the apartment, Josh invited me in for a beer. We sat around and shot the shit for a while, talking mostly about how we’d been screwed by our ex-wives. Then out of the blue, Josh asked, “Hey Mike, you ever had sex with a man?” Funny he should ask. Actually, I thought about it on occasion, but never had the guts to carry out such activity. I would never go to a gay bar, and the personal ads were out of the question.

“Ah, no,” I said, “but I’ve thought about it.”

“So … you interested?” asked Josh, now rubbing his crotch.

“Ah, probably not Josh, especially with that weapon you’re sporting between your legs,” I said.

“Hey, it ain’t that big. And besides, it looked to me like you’re not exactly a shrimp,” replied Josh, kind of laughing.

Josh explained we could start slow, and if for some reason I didn’t care of that kind of activity, he’d understand. I agreed to at least give it a shot.

We moved to the bedroom and undressed. By now, both Josh and I had erections. And I was right … Josh was the owner of at least a nine-inch erect penis. And the veins protruding from his shaft were, at best, frightening. “Let me start,” said Josh, as he guided me onto the bed, “Just relax.”

Josh then took my throbbing dick and inserted it into his mouth. Slowly, he started sucking me off. I was frankly in heaven. My ex-wife used to give me blowjobs, but she was an amateur compared to Josh. The movement of his tongue coupled with the massage he was giving my balls were incredible. I should have done this years ago!

I’d jacked off the night before, so figured it would take a while to shoot my load. Man was I wrong. With every continued movement of his mouth, the sensation in the head of my dick became more intense. “Hey Josh, I’m really close,” I said with some degree of excitement in my voice. It fell on deaf ears. Josh was now sucking like a madman. “Hey! I’m about to lose it!” I screamed, as my body jerked and promptly deposited a goodly amount of cum in the mouth of Josh. He kept on going, practically sucking me dry. My dick shriveled up almost immediately after Josh released his grip.

“What’d you think, Mike?” asked Josh, cum dripping from his mouth.

“Jesus, that was fantastic!” I said, honestly. “We’ll have to do that again some time!”

“So, you want to give it a shot,” said Josh, now on his feet and still hard as hell.

“Yeah, okay, but promise me you won’t cum in my mouth,” I said, sitting up on the bed with his dick squarely in front of me. “Hey, no problem,” promised Josh.

It was the first dick I’d ever sucked. Frankly, I wasn’t very good at it. Josh gave me a few pointers … and guided my mouth over the head of his dick. I could only get half the shaft down my throat. After about ten minutes, my mouth was starting to get sore. I kept at it however; not wanting to let a job go unfinished. I could feel the veins on his penis growing larger. Josh had a particularly heavy bush, which resulted in several pubic hairs finding their way into my mouth. I stopped momentarily and picked them out. I honestly could not believe the size of this dick. It seemed to grow longer with each passing moment.

True to his word, Josh pulled out just has he was about to cum. The amount of sperm exiting this man’s dick was enough to float a battleship. There was cum all over me, the carpet, the bed, as well as Josh. We both collapsed on the bed. “What’d you think pal?” asked Josh, his dick still harder than a rock. I just smiled.

Josh and I took a shower together, got dressed and returned to the living room. Josh fixed a light dinner and we talked about the afternoon activities. I must confess it was better than I would have ever dreamed.

“Next time, we’ll try something different,” said Josh, as I was leaving the apartment. Sounded good to me.

Josh worked the night shift for the next several days. I didn’t see him until Friday evening. We decided to go out for dinner and have a few beers. It was almost 9 pm when we returned to the apartment. “Come on in Mike … we can talk,” said Josh.

On thing led to another. Finally, Josh asked the question. “So Mike, you want another blowjob?” Is the Pope catholic?

Rather than go to the bedroom, Josh and I got naked in the living room. For the second time, Josh took my dick and made it feel like an active fire hose. I had decided that men give better blowjobs than women, probably because men know exactly what men want. Josh was clearly an expert cocksucker. Like a teenager, I came almost instantly. And again, Josh sucked me dry, causing me to practically go into convulsions. My dick went limp as I lay on the floor.

“So, you want me to suck your dick Josh,” I asked, anxious to improve my skills.

“Actually Mike, I was thinking maybe I could fuck your ass,” said Josh as he was stroking his iron rod.

“I’m not sure Josh … will it hurt?” I inquired, eyeing the enormous size of his manhood.

“I’ll be gentle, I promise,” replied Josh, still stroking himself.

Josh retrieved some lube and a condom from the bathroom and prepared himself for entry. I was leaning over the dining room table. I felt Josh spread my crack with both hands, as the head of his dick touched my virgin hole. I felt my anus expand somewhat as his dick started the entry process. Josh had penetrated my hole about an inch when I practically fainted. “No! Pull Out!” I shouted. Josh held steady, allowing me to relax momentarily.

“Let’s try this again,” said Josh, as he remounted his effort, “Spread your legs further apart … it won’t hurt that much.” It was indeed painful, but Josh assured me that once his member was fully engulfed into my rectum, the pain would subside. Actually, he was right. And he was gentle, as promised.

I couldn’t believe what was happening. My whole body felt the thrusting of his dick up my hole. My dick was heading north, as Josh continued to slowly pump away. I could feel his dick growing larger, which meant he was probably about to cum. And sure enough, his legs stiffened as he stood on his toes, releasing yet another full load of cum. Without any help from me, my now erect dick spurted out a dribble of cum, landing on the dining room table.

Once he had withdrawn from my hole, I fell to the floor in utter exhaustion. It was quite an experience to say the least. “What’d I tell you pal,” said Josh, as he ripped off the condom and wiped himself off, tossing the towel to me so I could wipe my butt.

“Yeah, that was something,” I said, concurring with Josh.

The following week, it was my turn to fuck Josh in the ass. Being new at this, I had difficulty entering his tight hole, but finally managed to bury my dick into his body. “Hump me Mike!” shouted Josh, moving his hips back and forth. He’d obviously done this before. “Harder! Harder!” said Josh and he continued to move his entire body. My dick slipped out from his hole. I quickly re-entered with a little bit of help from additional lubrication. I couldn’t believe how tight this cavity was … at least compared to a woman’s vagina. After sufficiently banging Josh’s butt hole, I released my load. This was just a little more difficult than fucking a woman, but the sensation was indeed better.

Josh and I continued our relationship for the next several months. I swear that his dick grew longer every time he fucked me in the ass. One time I even got brave and swallowed his load while giving him a blowjob, practically choking in the process. It tasted funny.

It was a Sunday afternoon. Josh and I went for a run in the nearby park, returning to the apartment. Naturally, I was out of breath. Josh asked if he could fuck me and naturally I said yes. After he had fucked me, Josh gave me a blowjob. It was the best one yet.

The following week, Josh asked if I’d like to get a bit rough. I said maybe, depending on his definition of “rough.” “Just show up at noon tomorrow,” said Josh, as he smiled somewhat sarcastically.

Always on time, I knocked on his apartment door. Opening the door, there stood Josh in his police uniform, nightstick, gun, badge, and all. “Come in,” motioned Josh, as he led me to the bedroom.

“Take your clothes off!” shouted my capture, as he brandished the nightstick. Surely he wouldn’t actually hit me with that weapon. Once naked, Josh handcuffed me to the bed, face down. I was now actually afraid he would hurt me, wondering if this had been a scam all along, just for tonight.

Josh stuck the nightstick between my crack, noting, “You’re going to enjoy this tonight Mike.” My heart was pounding.

Josh slowly removed his uniform. His erection was pronounced for some reason, pointing directly to the ceiling. He greased it up and mounted me, his entire 240 pounds resting on my body. For a moment, I thought he’d crush me by his shear weight. His penis penetrated by butt hole with such extreme force that I was sure he’d actually ripped my anus. “You like that, don’t you Mike?” shouted Josh, as he pounded my ass. I was in extreme pain. Josh stuffed several tissues in my mouth to keep me quite. Finally his dick exploded in my rectum. I felt his load dripping from my crack. Ripping the tissue from my mouth, Josh said, “Now it’s your turn.”

Josh insisted I handcuff him on the bed. “Fuck me Mike, fuck me good!” begged Josh, lying there like a fallen eagle, legs spread apart. I slapped his butt several times before entering his canal. I figured if he wanted rough, I’d give Josh rough. Pounding his ass, I actually brought Josh to tears. A 240-pound cop--begging for mercy--I loved this shit! After I released my load as well as the handcuffs, Josh and I actually hugged. I’d just had the most intense sexual experience of my life.

We both were on the couch, naked, when Josh dropped the bombshell. “Mike, I know you won’t believe this, but I’m getting married next Saturday,” said Josh. You’re right about that, I didn’t believe him.

“You’re kidding!” I said, “Didn’t you learn your lesson first time?”

“This woman’s different,” said Josh, “ We’ve dated for six-months now and frankly I love her. And besides, she’s got a great house and better yet, she’s got money! But hey, don’t worry. You and I continue to get together for a romp every once in a while.”

Well that was a relief. At least I’d get an occasional blowjob from Josh. “So is she a good fuck?” I asked, realizing that was probably an inappropriate question.

”Actually she is Mike,” said Josh, “She loves my dick. Seems her ex-husband not only had shit for brains, but a weenie of a dick as well. She doesn’t give very good blowjobs, but I’ll teach her soon enough.” We continued to talk for a while.

“And oh, by the way Mike,” said Josh, “You’re invited to the wedding!”

Josh explained it was going to be a small affair … about 30 or so people. There would be a reception following the ceremony. So what the hell, I’d go and have a good time.

The wedding was a 2 pm at a small chapel across town. It was actually my old neighborhood. I got dressed in a suit and headed towards the chapel. Traffic was awful, and I barely arrived in time, taking a seat in the back. The music had just started. Josh was at the alter all dressed up in a tux. He was with the pastor and one of his cop friends as best man. Actually, I thought I was his best man. Whatever.

The doors to the chapel opened, signaling the procession. Upon seeing the bride, I almost pissed my pants. Josh was about to marry my ex-wife!


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Enlarge This Dick!

As a young college student in a large metropolitan city, I was always looking for an easy way to make a buck. Just to meet incidental expenses, you know. And I positively refused to work at a fast food joint, flipping burgers. One Sunday morning I was cruising through the classified adds in the newspaper, under the heading “Part Time.” And there it was…an intriguing ad. “Wanted: Men ages

Examination of the Police Force, Part 1

After graduation from medical school and participating in the required intern and residency programs, I established my practice. Mainly, my focus was on sports medicine together with occasional men’s health issues. Into my second year of practice, I had plenty of business to make a comfortable living. Luckily, I was able to share office space with a psychiatrist. We also shared a

Examination of the Police Force, Part 2

“The police officer is here for his physical exam Doctor,” said the receptionist, as she handed me the paperwork. “Oh yeah, right,” I said, “Just put him in the exam room.” It was the second cop that month. I read over the paper work. A 51-year-old man, married, two grown children. Been on the force 25 years, mainly as a patrolman. Damn! Next time I hope they send me a rookie. The younger

Examination of the Police Force, Part 3

Several weeks later, I noticed another cop had scheduled an exam for the next day. Unlike the first two, the police administration office had sent some paperwork regarding this individual. The cop was actually a cadet, who had to pass the physical in order to be certified as a full time police officer. Didn’t seem like an issue at the time. It was Friday, at 7:30 am. The receptionist had

Examination of the Police Force, Part 4

I was extremely pissed. My 3:30 pm appointment had not materialized. It was now 4 pm. It is rare that I schedule a physical exam so late in the day, but I made an exception because it was part of the contract with the Police Department. I instructed the receptionist that, if the cop ever showed up, put him in the exam room and let me know. In the mean time, I decided to catch up on the daily

Examination of the Police Force, Part 5

It was Wednesday morning. The schedule was packed in the morning, what with several sports injuries that had to be dealt with. After lunch, yet another policeman would be coming for his physical. Hope he didn’t have an attitude like the last one, or some fat slob like the second one. Hopefully, I’d be done by 3 pm, as I was planning to take the remainder of the week off…play some golf, and

Examination of the Police Force, Part 6

Having just returned from vacation, I was having re-entry problems. After a busy Monday morning, the receptionist informed me that another cop was scheduled for a physical exam at 3 pm. Maybe I needed to reevaluate my contract with the police administration office…I really didn’t need the business, although the money was nothing to sneeze about…just the time it took to do the exams. I was

Examination of the Police Force, Part 7

After examining the last cop, I decided that perhaps it would be best to terminate my relationship with the police force. I quickly reviewed the terms of the contract and luckily found a clause, which would allow me to cancel. I therefore had the receptionist draft a cancellation letter (the contract required 5 days written notice). In the meantime, and unbeknownst to me, an appointment had

Future Father In-Law Examination

After returning to college after the holiday break, I was introduced to Michelle by one of my fraternity brothers. My name is Gary. God she was pretty…and smart. Michelle and I fell in love immediately. We were both in our senior year and would be graduating in May. I couldn’t believe the luck I’d had, finding the perfect girl. By early March, Michelle and I decided to get married

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Hemorrhoids and a Hard-On

I absolutely, positively, had to do something about my hemorrhoids. The pain was awful! And the scratching was disgusting! I must have the most ugly butt hole on the planet! Something had to be done! Not having seen a doctor since my college days, naturally I was apprehensive to start now. And notwithstanding that fact, I didn’t even have a regular physician. Certainly, I wasn’t going to

Masturbation Therapy

Having been married for about 10 years with two kids, my wife and I decided it was time for me to have a vasectomy. She had been on the pill, but was unhappy with the side effects. Additionally, my wife was scared to death of having another child, which resulted in infrequent sexual intercourse. This is pretty tough on a 30-year-old still horny bastard. At least my wife would give me several

Military Doc, Part 1

During my senior year in college, one of my professors suggested I attend medical school. I was a smart kid, and would graduate with a degree in biology. The trouble with this suggestion however, was the fact I had no money. There was a solution however, and that was to let the military pay for med school, knowing full well I’d have to commit to eight years in the army. Well, one does what

Military Doc, Part 2

After spending one year in the middle of nowhere, I was transferred back state side. After my arrival however, I decided being on an isolated base in the Pacific wasn’t so bad after all. The military medical facility I was assigned was very large and filled with a multitude of doctors. Upon my arrival, I was ushered into the office of the head physician. I was about to learn he was a

Military Doc, Part 3

After a year of hell working stateside for General “shit head”, I got transferred to a medium sized military base in Europe. This was now my third year of my eight-year commitment to the military. Time was going very slowly. Upon my arrival at the base, I was assigned to emergency room duties. This was okay with me, as it would give me some additional experience as well as allow me to

Military Doc, Part 4

It was my fourth year of indentured servitude with the Military medical team. I really wasn’t too anxious to leave Europe, but didn’t have a choice when reassigned to a stateside facility on the west coast. The base was a combination of various functions, including a recruitment and high-tech training center. I would be working in the hospital, making rounds and sometimes alternating in the

Military Doc, Part 5

It was the beginning of my fifth year as a military doctor. I was somewhat concerned that nothing had been said regarding a transfer, although my current assignment at a west coast facility was okay with me. The warm weather suited me just fine. On a Monday morning, the chief medical officer called me to his office. “Major, we’d like you to stay in this area. Would that be acceptable?”

Military Doc, Part 6

So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,

Military Doc, Part 7

It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the

Military Doc, Part 8

Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of

My Friend Skip - Part 1

After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by

My Prostate Exam

“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 1

To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 2

Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 3

Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 4

Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 5

Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 6

Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the

Sports Medicine

Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was

Sports Medicine, Part 1

After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their

Sports Medicine, Part 2

Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He

Sports Medicine, Part 3

Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.

Sports Medicine, Part 4

When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.

Sports Medicine, Part 5

The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d

Sports Medicine, Part 6

The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a

Sports Medicine, Part 7

It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with

State Trooper, Part 1

Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every

State Trooper, Part 2

Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also

State Trooper, Part 3

Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.

State Trooper, Part 4

Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth

State Trooper, Part 5

The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.

State Trooper, Part 6

The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some

State Trooper, Part 7

After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which

The Sergeant Re-enlists - Part 3

This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 1

This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 2

This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”

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