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Why It's Great To Be a Man
by Tongueincheeks
You can kill your own food
Phone conversations last only 30 seconds
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't care if you've lost or gained weight
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying
You can go to the bathroom alone
Peeing position is optional--standing preferred (if your aim's good and you have to clean your own toilet)
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
The garage is all yours
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3
None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below your neck
Chocolate is just another snack
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
You never have to worry about anyone else's feelings
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
You can say anything and not worry about what people think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut
One mood, all the time, 24/7
You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's
The remote is yours and yours alone
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends that you've "changed"
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies
The occasional well-rendered belch is expected
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny
If you retain water, it is in a canteen
Flushing the toilet is optional
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Valentine's Day Gifts
By Tom Dolby (Out Magazine, February 2005) No holiday bring on more gift-giving anxiety than Valentine’s Day. The meaning of a gift can change depending on how long you’ve been together and the dynamics of your relationship. Here’s a sampling of a few Valentine’s Day gifts and the mixed messages they may send: 1. A humorous e-valentine. Appropriate after 3 days. A. “We don’t need to
When It Hits You In The Face, Part 1
I consider myself pretty fortunate in life so far. I grew up in the Midwest and was raised by hardworking, loving and nurturing parents. I discovered my sexual preferences during my early high school days, but never acted on my inclinations, with the exception of fooling around with my cousin when our family all got together on holidays, etc. Raymond was fun, to be sure, but neither of us were
When It Hits You In The Face, Part 2
When It Hits You In The Face, Part 2 My eyes hadn’t adjusted to the darkness yet, having just left the bathroom and turned out the light. I was easily maneuvered off balance, and found myself spread over both Andy and Bruno’s naked bodies. Andy knew full well that I slept in the buff, so there we all were…the three of us naked and in the same bed. “Andy tells me you’re quite a top with
Why It's Great To Be a Man
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