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For several months, I'd been promising my son that I'd show him how two men can make love very intensely and passionately together using only their two cocks.
Jake is young and bisexual but when it comes to other boys, he has made it very clear that his interests are exclusively anal. He likes fucking his buddies up their bums and he likes switching places so they can do the same thing to him. He enjoys licking his mates' arseholes and wanks off sniffing their hot, hairy cracks. I've seen him face-sitting many a friend he's brought home from uni and watched just about as many lowering their big hairy buttocks down to smother him. I've heard him dabbling in fart-fun, had him try to explain the attraction of felching and once, when he had a mild-mannered young man from Hull staying over with us, I walked in on the two of them in the middle of an extremely aggressive shit-fuck.
So he likes all things 'bum' - at least as far as other guys are concerned - and I decided I would prove to him that gay sex can instead focus on the pleasures of the penis.
"That night we're staying over at Anfield," I began telling him one morning over breakfast, "I wondered about booking the three of us into a family room."
"Yeah, cool," he grunted, swiping through whichever app he now uses to keep up socially.
"Guy and I will have the double, you one of the singles."
"Fine."
I casually added, "Guy and I will probably make love together on our bed before sleeping."
I'd long since stopped feeling any sense of embarrassment about sexual stuff with Jake. Over the last few years, he'd become aware that I was hooking up with other men for sex and it was since he'd been at university that he'd had started playing around with other boys himself.
He didn't look up so I added, "I thought you might rather like to see the two of us 'in flagrante', as it were."
He stayed glued to whatever was on his phone and muttered, "If I wanna see old guys fucking, I reckon I can figure out how to type 'mature' into Pornhub, thanks all the same."
"I dare say you can," I smiled. "But we won't be fucking, we'll be frotting. I told you about it... we have sex these days kneeling together face-to-face."
Now he did look up and his eyebrows betrayed that his old dad could still rouse his curiosity. "Oh yeah... that's right... you did mention that. How does it work, then... d'you have a special toy you both screw each end of...?"
"Of course not," I chuckled. "The whole point is that we focus our efforts entirely on each other's penises."
"So what do you... you know... penetrate?"
"There is no penetration. We hold onto each other by the hips and thrust our erections together... very strenuously and vigorously once we're both fully aroused."
"And that's it?" he asked, with amused incredulity. "You just grab onto each other and rub your dicks together?"
"It's an incredibly sensual form of lovemaking, I'll have you know! All the better for being entirely masculine!"
"But surely one of you reaches back and pushes a finger up the other's ass...?"
"That isn't how it works," I smiled. "We're having sex as two men... why pretend that one of us is a woman with a vagina when we can make homosexual love together by stimulating both of our manhoods?"
"Come on, dad... bum sex isn't just some second-rate substitute for pussy sex!" he laughed. "It's good in its own way... I mean, it tastes totally different... smells like the complete opposite..."
"I'm not saying I don't enjoy anal sex... you know I'm a very ardent fan... it's just that Guy and I are now developing a more affectionate relationship and frotting together as two male lovers is something that feels right to us both."
"So how do you do it?" he asked. "You get in front of each other and... well, what...?"
"We kneel or squat together," I explained, pleased by his interest. "I prefer to squat to avoid cramping my testicles."
"Makes sense," he chortled. "Those massive knackers of yours need some space to breathe..."
"Then we vigorously work our two erections upwards. We hold and caress... kiss and nuzzle together... tenderly whisper our feelings..."
"While your two big dicks are thrusting against each other?"
"They're not against each other," I smiled, emphasizing the word 'against'. "They're very much together... we match each other's strength and pace..."
"And you keep your hands well away from each other's butts?"
"Yes... this is strictly penile sex, not anal."
"And then you both shoot your two big white fountains up between each other's chests?" he grinned.
"That's the intended outcome, yes," I chuckled back.
"Well, I've got to admit... it does sound kinda hot," he acknowledged as he downed the last of his coffee. "So, yeah... the family room'll be cool. You guys can put on a little show for me before we all turn in for the night!"
I grabbed his cup and plate and put them next to the sink.
Then I asked him, "Do you think you'll masturbate while you watch us?"
He cackled at that. "Of course I fucking will! I've grown a semi just thinking about it!"
He stood up and his developing wood was making an obvious rod through the front of his far-too-tight jeans.
"Well, I think I'll rather enjoy that," I told him. "The lights in the room turned low... me and Guy on the double making passionate love with our cocks... you lying alongside us stroking your own while you watch us."
"Yeah, sounds hot!" he grinned. "I mean, I'll be wishing I could rim Guy's butt while the of you are at it, but I guess a boy can't have everything!"
I turned to fill the sink with water to quickly wash our dishes before I went to work.
Then Jake surprised me by asking, "I don't suppose you're up for a quickie before you head out, are you?"
I should perhaps explain at this point that my son and I have recently taken our already unusual relationship to a new level of unconventionality. He drunkenly seduced me on the night of his twenty-first birthday and since then we've been indulging together in occasional but surprisingly exciting sex. We masturbate together, often pleasure each other orally, and sometimes enjoy full anal relations, taking it in turns to use each other's rears from behind. Our sex, while far from regular, is frequent enough to have become an unremarkable part of our lives and has so far - despite my initial worries to the contrary - served only to strengthen our father-son bond.
"I'm late as it is, Jake," I told him, already tempted to be even later if it meant I got to fellate his wonderful erection.
"Literally two minutes," he insisted. "Just pull the back of your trousers down and I'll do you bending over the sink."
"Gosh, you want the full works!" I laughed, now even more tempted by the idea of going into my nine-thirty meeting with my son's shit-stained semen trickling out of my arsehole and giving the small conference room we were in the distinct odour of bum sex.
"Yeah, I didn't jazz off last night. I was going to this morning but then I overslept and I'm meeting Darren at ten."
"Can't you just do him up his bum?" I chuckled, already unbuckling my belt to hitch my trousers down around my thighs.
"What makes you think I'm not?" Jake laughed back, unzipping his fly so he could extract his stiffening erection from his boxers. "A lad's got to warm up, hasn't he?! Just to stop the bollocks aching..."
I pulled my briefs down and then hitched my shirt up to fully present to my son the two hefty buttocks of his father's large arse that he'd now grown accustomed to relieving himself into. I leaned forwards, splaying the dense thicket from my crack and then reached back with both hands to prize my cheeks further apart to invite him to use the pink pucker lurking within.
He sniffed the air a few times, wanking his cock off to get it fully hard, and then asked, "Did you shower after you took a dump?"
"No, I showered first... needed to wake up a bit."
"Yeah, that figures," he nodded. "I can really smell your cunt... all moist and sticky!"
I smiled towards the kitchen window, still holding my buttocks to apart to offer him the puffy hoop of my anus. For Jake, such talk was intended to be taken as a compliment. As a huge fan of anal, the pungent stink of an unwashed arsehole is sure to get him horny. He sniffed it eagerly, wanking himself more quickly, and I could see his hefty cock quickly stiffening up to full size as he levelled its blunt head up with my odorous sphincter.
"Jesus, it smells hot!" he gasped, as the broad dome of his helmet jabbed roughly into my ring. "You're just like me... your dooky's got a really heinous stink!"
"Heinous in a good way?" I chuckled, feeling him break through the squeeze of my hole and the long rod of his cock slowly enter me.
"Aw yeah... nice and ripe... really adds to the fuck!"
"If you let me know when you're likely to be horny, I'll try and time my toilet habits to coincide!"
"No need," he grunted, his thick shaft now almost fully inserted up dad's deep bum. "Even when you're clean, your arse gives one of the smelliest fucks I know!"
He grabbed me tightly and started humping me roughly against the kitchen worktop. I bent further forwards, pushing my big solid backside out to take him. He panted as he furiously ploughed my arsehole, standing tall behind me and with his enormous cock straining through the gape of his fly.
"Less than a minute," he gasped. "I said it'd be a quickie..."
I let go of my buttocks and reached underneath to wank myself. The feel of Jake's cock pounding my innards had roused it to full size in seconds and I jerked it eagerly, hoping I could incite myself to cum when he did.
I loved the thought of sitting in my meeting feeling my cock slit dribbling the dregs of my semen as copiously as my bum was leaking Jake's spunk from its over-stretched hole. My underpants and the seat of my trousers would reek of our butt-fuck: my workmates would whisper afterwards about how shocking it was that Rob stunk of anal, not knowing that it was my son's cock that had yielded such a sodomitic stink from their otherwise unremarkable colleague.
"Good job Dan next door isn't out in his back garden," Jake chortled. "I wonder if he'd figure out what we're doing..."
I smiled at the idea of my neighbour seeing me, the boring bloke whose hedge-trimmer he occasionally borrows, bending over the kitchen sink to get furiously fudge-packed by my twenty-one-year-old son.
"From the position we're in," I chuckled, "I don't think it would take a great deal of guesswork..."
He'd see the dad offering his big bared behind with his trousers yanked down and his shirt hitched up. He'd see the son holding him by the hips and slamming the front of his jeans in fast urgent strokes against the quivering buttocks. He'd see his two neighbour's faces eager and breathless; both staring forwards, both clearly enjoying the moment. All would tell him that the father and son he lived next door to were now indulging in impatient buggery after their cornflakes.
"Would you mind if someone knew what we get up to?" Jake asked from behind me, his pace and force growing faster and harder.
"As long as it was someone we can trust," I replied, suddenly rather liking the idea of seeing another man's reaction on watching my bent-over backside receive a heavy load of semen from Jake's enthusiastic cock.
"You ready to let rip?" Jake gasped, his thrusting now becoming violent as his climax neared. "I said I wouldn't be long..."
"Give me twenty... maybe about thirty seconds!" I urged him. "But keep drilling me... it feels extremely pleasant!"
"I'll hold it off as long as I can," he chuckled, his cock still pistoning back and forth through my hole. "But it isn't gonna be long!"
I wanked myself furiously, annoyed that I'd cum barely an hour ago, having briskly attended to my morning wood while sitting on the toilet.
"Jesus, it reeks!" Jake panted. "Good thing we already had breakfast!"
"Oh God, yes it's ripe!" I laughed. "It's a real Furlong fuck-stink!"
"She's gonna blow!" Jake roared, now pummelling my arse with all the sensuality of a pneumatic drill. His jeans were thumping savagely against my round buttocks, making them crack loudly like he was slapping my bum.
I felt the heat of his boy-spunk squirting up into my bowels and, as I dimly wondered how genetically similar his sperms would be to mine, my own cock started firing off in thick squirts across the cupboard doors.
"Beautifully timed again, Robert," my son laughed even while his goopy discharge was still being powerfully ejected through his slit. "I love how your big muff munches on my cock when you start jizzing off!"
"Why do you always refer to my bum as if it's a vagina?" I asked him, once he'd pulled his cock out of me and we were using kitchen roll to wipe the gelatinous brown sludge from where our bodies had been connected.
"I dunno," he shrugged. "Maybe it makes it feel less weird."
"Does our arrangement feel weird to you?" I asked him, suddenly concerned. "I thought we'd agreed to view it as merely functional... a sort of biological necessity we're helping each other with?"
"Yeah, I know," he nodded, smiling over to reassure me as he wrestled his softening length back through his fly and zipped himself up. "'Weird' is probably the wrong word. If I call it your pussy or your minge or whatever, it's like I'm just using it as a cum dump... it kind of obscures that I'm basically doing my own dad up the bum!"
"But you are doing your own dad up the bum, Jake," I smiled back. "And I'm doing my own son up his... not to mention fellating him, rimming him and - on one very memorable occasion - frigging his backside off while he sucked himself off!"
Jake laughed, squirting some soap onto his fingers before turning on the tap.
"Yeah, you liked that, didn't you?" he chortled, washing his hands. "You'll never believe how many times when I was a kid you nearly caught me under my duvet noshing my own dick off!"
"I think I would," I chuckled back. "Just because I never said anything, that didn't mean I wasn't aware of what all the activity was when I came in to wake you up."
"You knew I was crouched under there giving my morning wood a good sucking?"
"Of course I did!" I smiled. "I'm able to fellate my own - as you know - so I'm well aware of what it means when a young lad emerges scarlet-faced from under a tenting duvet desperately licking the goo from around his lips!"
"So you finally got to see me hunched over bollock naked doing it for real..."
"I did indeed," I nodded. "And I have to say, it was absolutely stunning."
I threw the foul-smelling tissue in the bin and then walked over to wash my hands once he'd finished his. I'd left enough of our shitty-spunky gunge in my arse crack for my colleagues to get a whiff of, even through my briefs and trousers. It amused me to imagine them whispering that I'd been late in for work because I'd taking a thick load up me from some other bloke's cock.
"Doesn't it bother you a bit, though?" he asked. "That little Jakey and his daddy are doing this kinda stuff?"
"You're hardly little Jakey any more," I chuckled. "You're a twenty-one-year-old man and we've both chosen to go into this. We're currently having sex together and while it lasts it's fun. I'm sure one day it'll stop and, when it does, I hope we can still look back on it fondly without it becoming an issue between us that we both are too embarrassed to talk about."
"Okay," he smiled, "let's call it what it is. I'll call you dad when I do it, and I'll call your opening your arsehole. How does that sound?"
I smiled back and nodded. "We're father-son fuck-buddies. We should be proud that our relationship is strong enough to accommodate something as... how should I put it... quirky as that!"
He chuckled and grabbed his phone from the table. "Well, in that case, thanks for the fuck, dad. I owe you one... let me know next time you're horny!"
"So you're definitely okay with me booking all three of us into the one room?"
He grinned. "If I get to see my elders and betters frotting their dicks off before we turn in, then... yeah... count me in!"
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Jake was already slouched on his bed, stripped down to his t-shirt and boxers and absorbed as ever in the goings-on on his phone.
Guy came in from brushing his teeth and was about to get into bed wearing only his dark blue M&S briefs.
I said, "Actually, Guy... I'd very much like us to make love together before we all go to sleep."
"Okay," he shrugged. "As long as kiddo over here doesn't mind seein' his old man gettin' shafted up the shitter!"
"Wouldn't be the first time," Jake grinned. He always liked spending time with Guy and the two of them weren't averse to getting it on together themselves.
"You know what a stink he makes, then," Guy laughed. "For a lah-dee-dah bloke, your old fella's backdoor is a fuckin' shocker once it has a cock shoved up it!"
"Know it inside out, mate!" Jake guffawed and then glanced over at me to confirm I was in on the private joke.
"Actually," I said to Guy, "I was hoping we could make love properly... show my son how we only need our penises to fully arouse one another."
"Oh that," Guy replied flatly. "You sure you don't wanna feel a nice thick sausage slidin' in and out of your tush?"
He grabbed the crotch of his briefs and gave his bulge what I assume was intended as a seductive tug.
"No, I want us to frot," I insisted. "And I want us to show Jake how beautiful it is."
Guy glanced at my son and I saw them roll their eyes together as if to express their shared exasperation.
Guy pulled his briefs off to make his semi bounce around and sighed, "Come on, then, Romeo... let's do it the gay way!"
"It's hardly the gay way," Jake chipped in. "Gay guys love to fuck... I can totally vouch for that."
"But gay love is about expressing your feelings for each other as two men," I countered, removing my own underpants. "And what better way to that than to stimulate each other's male organs."
We got on the bed together, our two big cocks still drooping but slowly gaining in girth and length, and Jake asked, "And you're okay with this 'gay love' thing, are you Guy?"
Guy shrugged. "Me and your dad both date women and I've gotta admit that I still mainly fancy birds. But I can't deny that there's something special between me and him... if you wanna call that 'gay' and say we're like boyfriends or whatever... then that's okay with me... it's just words after all."
I leaned forwards to kiss him and, as he smiled against my mouth, he reached down to fondle my stiffening cock and then play with my two big heavy nuts.
I caressed his broad, hairy chest and craned further in to nibble at his lovely delicate ear, and he said, "A few years ago I'd have seriously slapped a bloke who came on to me like this! Birds were for doin' this kinda stuff with but... well... sometimes a fella's feelings can change, can't they?"
"So how are you two gonna make lu-urve, then?" Jake asked with a smirk. "Come on... show me what you reckon gay love looks like!"
"How do you want us to embrace?" I asked Guy. "I'm going to need to squat tonight... my balls are very full and heavy..."
"Yeah, mine are pretty loaded," he nodded. "I'm gonna need my legs open too... how about I squat over you with our two pairs of knackers hangin' down between our legs?"
Jake chortled from his bed, "Do you guys need an instruction manual or something? This seems kinda complicated!"
"We're both men!" I snapped. "The bits don't automatically fit... especially as we're both so well-endowed!"
I hunkered into place and Guy squatted over me. Our cocks thumped together, still droopy but becoming more plump and solid, and we let our balls dangle low, swaying gently underneath our two splayed butt-cracks.
"This is the idea," I told Jake, grabbing Guy by the hips as he held me firmly by mine. "Now we kiss together... caress each other... and once our cocks have grown fully hard then we'll start vigorously frotting!"
"Your arse is on full fuckin' gape, Guy," Jake laughed. "I can see your hairy little bung... Jesus Christ, I can smell it! I don't suppose you'd let me rim him, dad, while you're bashing your pricks up and down?"
"Absolutely not! This is deeply intimate and sensual, Jake... strictly between the two of us!"
Guy laughed, "Aw, come on, Rob! You can't deny the lad a mouthful of hot chocolate before bed, can you?"
"I'm afraid there's no chocolate on offer... only double cream and that's not for you!"
"Awww... dad!" Jake whined, pretending he was about eight. "But it's got sticky toffee sauce on it... all brown and yummy!"
Guy and I laughed, gently rubbing our stiffening cocks together, and then Jake said in a more serious voice, "Okay... so I'll let the men show me how it's done... how two big buff blokes with massive bollocks make love using their cocks."
I grabbed Guy tighter and we started humping more briskly. He leaned in and we kissed, letting our tongues taste my wine and his beer, and I felt his nipples pressing into mine, his chest hair bristling against my pecs.
His cock grew bigger and harder as it pressed into mine, and we smiled together, our lips still locked and our tongues caressing, as the stronger flexing of our big buttocks signalled that our frotting was now beginning in earnest. I thrust my own cock upwards in long, powerful strokes, feeling it swell thicker and firm larger as my huge helmet ripened to a smooth purple lustre. Guy matched my rhythm with rough jabs of his own veinier shaft, making up for its slightly shorter length by pounding it much more aggressively than mine.
"Aw nice!" Jake chortled, rubbing his own lengthening organ through the loose baggy shorts he was wearing. "You guys look pretty hot... sensual kind of... I can see why you like it!"
I pulled away from Guy's mouth and, starting to pant as we pumped our hips more frantically into each other, whispered, "Your eyes are so beautiful... your face so handsome..."
Guy grinned back and muttered, "Your cock's gettin' moist... your slit goo's makin' mine feel wet..."
I chuckled, "It's not all mine!" Once the two of us were dribbling, our precum would act as lube, heightening our arousal and pleasure.
I nuzzled into his face and we rubbed our noses together. Then I pouted my lips against his and we made little kisses together, just puckering our mouths to gently touch while smiling at each other. Then he extended his tongue and I laughed before pushing mine out so he could lap the tip of his against it.
"You guys look awesome!" Jake marvelled, pulling his cock out to start wanking himself off while he watched us. "It's gay as fuck, but I gotta admit I kinda like it!"
Guy pulled away from flicking his tongue against mine and asked, smirking, "Do you love me, Rob?"
I grinned back, our cocks now sweeping furiously upwards making the sensitive heads lunge together. "Maybe... yeah... I reckon I might!"
Guy held me tighter and started really pummelling me with his throbbing manhood.
"Aw fuck!" he cried out, spraying spit into my face. "Work it faster, Rob... come on... work with me..."
"God, this stinks of cock!" Jake called over, now wanking himself as fast as me and my lover were so roughly ramming our crotches into each other. "Really sour and cheesy... really fuckin' horny!"
"Do you love me?" I asked Guy, bucking my hips as fast as I could to keep up with the sheer onslaught of his driving erection.
"You're a dickhead, but yeah," he grinned, leaning over to peck another kiss on my lips. "Of course I fuckin' do!"
A white fountain shot up from the huge purple dome of my helmet, splashing my jizz onto our chins and then pouring in thick rivers down our chests. The smell of my seed was all at once stifling and cloying and within seconds the whole room seemed to fill with its overpowering potence.
"Aw, dad... Jesus!" Jake laughed, still frantically working his own big prick. "Your spunk fuckin' reeks! To think I actually came from that stuff!"
Guy used my semen to lubricate his strong upward thrusts. He grabbed me tight and rammed the rock hard shaft of his cock against mine in increasingly powerful jabs, grunting like a tennis player as his own orgasm neared.
He cried out, "Oh fuck! I love you, mate!" as his fat red helmet swelled to a throbbing sheen before erupting with a gusher of its own which reached even higher than mine. He discharged shot after shot of the stuff until it was hanging in white ropes from our eyebrows and noses. We grinned together as we licked it from each other's faces and then, giggling at our silliness, we leaned in for a kiss and shared the taste of his thick seed together with our tongues.
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"Okay, so kudos to you guys making lu-urve together and getting all kissy-cuddly and stuff," Jake commented from his bed. We'd cleaned up and Guy and I were slouching naked on the double together, my arm around him and his hand on my thigh.
"But...?" I continued for him, throwing him a warning look of admonishment in preparation for whatever sarcastic quip was to follow.
He smirked at my distrustful glare. "But... and I only say this as an observation, not as a criticism... you guys are both still running hard-ons. Or is that part of how it works?"
I glanced down at my cock and found that it was still mostly erect. And Guy's, although flopped against the top of his hairy thigh, was also thick and solid as if ready for round two.
"Usually, once your dad's asleep," Guy replied, "I head off to the john and wank off."
"Do you really?" I asked.
"Usually, yeah. It's nice to nut-off cock-to-cock, but it doesn't quite do it for me. And hearing how you whack away at yourself in the shower next morning, you must know what I mean."
"Well, yes... I suppose. I just find I need relief quite quickly again... I've never really thought about it."
He went on, "Sensual sex, or whatever you wanna call it, is fulfilling on one level. But a bloke needs to jazz-off properly up a minge or an arse... or doing his best with his right hand if neither of those are available."
"Gosh, I've never really thought about it like that."
"It's like cats, isn't it?" Guy asked.
Jake chortled at that. "How the fuck is it like cats?"
"Well they have a feeding instinct and they have a hunting instinct. The two are separate, though. So even if you keep your cat well fed, it's still going to hunt."
I nodded. "So our lovemaking doesn't quench your desire to... well... stick your cock in a hole?"
"I guess it doesn't," Guy grinned, pushing himself up off the bed. "If you guys don't mind, I'll head off to the john with my phone to finish myself off!"
"Hey... I didn't cum!" Jake quickly chipped in.
Guy grinned across at him with interest but I asked, "What's that got to do with the price of fish?"
"I'm just saying... you know... I'm still feeling horny and... well..."
"Well?"
"Well basically, you guys have enjoyed your frot together... but now Guy needs a hole and I'm still running a boner myself..."
"So?"
"Come on, dad," Jake laughed, "you know what I'm saying."
I laughed back. "I just want to hear you say it!"
"You might not want to give big boy a ride on your back, but Jakey over here packed plenty of lube and he's more than willing!"
"Aw fuck yeah!" Guy bellowed, now finally understanding the gist of what we'd been saying. "You'd be okay with that, Rob, wouldn't you? I mean you know me and your kid have played around before..."
"It might be rather fun to watch the pair of you," I chuckled, realising that I could use this as an opportunity to demonstrate for Guy the new relationship I'd forged with my son. "As long as it's purely sex..."
Jake was already pulling his t-shirt off and hitching down his boxers. As he grabbed his lube from his toiletries bag, Guy assured me, "I swear, Rob... I'll just fuck him dead hard up his arse and blow my nut and that's it... no foreplay... no canoodling... no nothing!"
"I'm still hard too," I reminded him. "I might come over to play myself... I don't mind you canoodling with me!"
"Yeah, fine," Guy grinned. "You okay with me shagging your lad up his tush, then?"
Jake was by now showing his willingness by bending forwards on all-fours on his bed sticking his arse out with the hair inside the crack smeared with lube. "Be rough as you like!" he called over to my large, burly lover. "See if you can make me cum without touching my dick!"
"Go for it, buddy," I smiled back at Guy. "Just leave a bit of room for me!"
My friend hastily clambered onto the bed behind my son, knelt down between his shins and levelled his cock up with the boy's well-fucked gash.
"It's like a fuckin' big cunt," he laughed, as he parted Jake's legs wider and pressed his blunt red cock-head against the puffy pink hoop of his opening and then grabbed him firmly by the hips as he started working his fully recharged hard-on up into my son's arse.
"Doesn't smell much like one," Jake grinned back at him as their bodies became increasingly deeply connected. Then he let out a trumpeting fart and added, "Doesn't sound much like one either!"
"Nice to fuck though," Guy chuckled, starting to work his big cock in and out of the younger man's gaping hole. "Even if does smell like you've just taken a dump!"
"Aw yeah! It fuckin' stinks!" Jake chortled, sniffing the air with obvious proud satisfaction. "You're a right shit-stabber, you are, Mr Leeson!"
"Good job I don't mind a bit of crud on my cock," Guy smirked over at me. "Your Jake sure as hell likes servin' up a brown-fuck!"
I smiled at how Guy was pretending like he 'didn't mind' a bit of dirty anal: in reality I knew that he was massively turned on when a butt-fuck became especially smelly and messy.
"Let me show you something," I told Guy as I clambered onto the bed in front of Jake. "Only don't freak out... promise me you won't freak out..."
"What is it?" Guy laughed, grabbing Jake's hips more tightly and fucking him more roughly with long, driving thrusts.
"Just say you won't freak out..."
"I'm not the type to freak out, Rob... you of all people should know that!"
"But this is a bit different," I muttered, squatting down in front of my son so that my cock arched upwards with its shiny head just inches from his grinning face.
Jake leaned in and sniffed eagerly at his dad's puckered slit, working his arse back against Guy's hips as his odorous gape was powerfully fucked. I yanked my foreskin fully back to expose the whole purple plum to Jake's nose and smiled as it swelled up and became smooth and shiny.
"Aw yeah," Guy laughed. "Like getting a whiff of daddy's big bell-end, do you? Go on... sniff it! Sniff the hole you shot out of when you were a tiny speck of spunk!"
Jake chuckled and leaned in further to inhale more intently the aroma of the organ whose exertions over twenty-one years ago had caused him to be formed.
"Nice and musky, is it?" Guy asked, clearly not expecting an answer. "Go on, take a long deep breath of daddy's cheesy helmet!"
"There's more I want to show you," I muttered, reaching down to Jake's head and urging it forwards. Guy's smirk turned to puzzlement as I thrust my huge manhood upwards and my son obliged me by opening his mouth wide.
"What the... aw fuck!"
Jake giggled as he bobbed down to consume the top six inches of his own father's large erection and started sucking hungrily on it, making contented groans as if relishing the taste of the precum that was seeping from its slit.
"He's suckin' your cock, Rob!" Guy called out, the bucking of his hips abruptly stopping with his shaft plugged halfway out of Jake's arse.
I smiled at him to show that I was okay to have my son fellate me - that this was what I'd wanted to show him - and gently stroked Jake's hair in encouragement as he bobbed his mouth up and down my organ, drinking down the ooze it was steadily yielding.
Guy's face stayed shocked as he peered down at Jake suckling at my manhood and then back up to my face smiling cheerfully at him. He muttered, "Your own son's givin' you a blowjob... I mean, fuckin' hell, Rob! He's gobbin' you off for proper!"
I suddenly worried that I'd badly misjudged this and had a horrible thought that Guy was going to turn on me, perhaps even give me a thump for allowing Jake to get so inappropriately intimate with his own dad. After all, Guy had a son himself and had always shielded him from sex in complete contrast to how I was with Jake.
"I can't believe I'm seein' this!" Guy gaped at me, his mouth agape with astonishment.
"We can stop if it disgusts you," I told him, as Jake continued to slurp noisily up and down my upright phallus, oblivious to the wide-eyed amazement being shown by the man whose dick was lodged halfway up his butt. "Just don't freak out, Guy... tell me you're not going to freak out..."
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AIR BNB by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "So first thing next day I knocked on their bedroom door to say good mornin' and one of them called out, tellin' me to come in." "This was one of the gay blokes who owned the house?" Brian asked. "Yeah. I think I was the only one rentin' a room that night." He nodded and I went on.
AWAKE WITH JAKE PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
AWAKE WITH JAKE PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
I got into bed with Marcus, having to push him to one side so that the two of us could fit into the single bed.
AWAKE WITH JAKE PART 4by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I looked at the clock. It was going on for three. At this rate, I was going to need half a jar of coffee to get me going in the morning.I'd been enjoying having horny thoughts about the first time I'd hooked up with Marcus, and it had been nice to lie here snuggling into his back and
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BLAST FROM THE PAST... AND FROM MY SON! by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === Warning: contains mild scat === The night before Jake and I were going to watch Liverpool play Leeds, the tumble drier decided to break down. I had, of course, left the bulk of the laundry we needed until the night before our trip and so we had a large pile
BOTH WAYSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===At first I was convinced my ex-wife was in the bed with me.It was Sunday morning and I was in that half-dreaming half-dozing state I sometimes end up in when I've slept too long and I really should get up. I'd opened an eye to check the alarm
BUNK BUDDIESby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===My fuck-buddy Rob has always been fascinated to hear about my time in prison. I told him early on in our hook-ups that life inside hadn't actually been that interesting – that it was mostly mind-splittingly dull and that the sex, such as it was, was brief and infrequent – but he keeps asking about
BY POPULAR DEMANDPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
CANDID CAMERONPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
CARRIED AWAYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Pulling out of the car park after meeting Cameron, I couldn't help but marvel at how much nerve he must have. Imagine going back to a stranger's flat and rimming him while his mates looked on! The idea of doing something like that myself was
COUPLING UPPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===I was back at the small toilet building tucked away among the trees in the park.Curiosity about what I'd seen there on my last visit had got the better of me and I'd left the office early with the excuse of having a bad stomach and the
DANNY COMES TO STAY PART 1 robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === As we undressed for bed, Alex said to me, "I feel kind of sorry for Danny." "Sorry for him? You're kidding me!" It was hard to believe he would feel anything but mistrust for my ex. He hadn't been keen on Danny visiting us, and sure as hell hadn't been comfortable with him staying over with us for
DANNY COMES TO STAY PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === Perhaps it's not surprising that my husband had lost his hard-on while he was watching my ex hungrily rimming my splayed hole. "Just gonna get him nice and slippy," Danny had said before plunging his face into my butt crack and giving me the most intense and satisfying
DOING THE DIRTY PART 1by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
DOING THE DIRTY PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It's odd but strangely compelling to watch your own son masturbating right there in front of you. I was fascinated to see how different his technique was from my own – his hand seemed so much more frantic and his fingers more agile – while marvelling at so many physical
DON'T FREAK OUT (PART 1) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === For several months, I'd been promising my son that I'd show him how two men can make love very intensely and passionately together using only their two cocks. Jake is young and bisexual but when it comes to other boys, he has made it very clear that his interests are
DON'T FREAK OUT (PART 2) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "I'm not gonna freak out, Rob," Guy assured me. "I'm just surprised, that's all..." I smiled at him again to show that, even though he was quite visibly shaken by what he was seeing, I was more than comfortable to have my son's mouth slurping up and down my large erection in
DOUBLING UP PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I opened the front door to find Guy grinning at me broadly, his son Simon following right behind. I showed them through to the sitting room, where Jake introduced Simon, who he'd been to school with, to Marcus, his friend from university.While I was busying myself collecting in coats,
DOUBLING UP PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
DOUBLING UP PART 3by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It felt odd for my son and me to be squatting naked together, his back rubbing against mine, but I was sure it must feel even stranger for his best mate Marcus who was lying out on our front room carpet, facing upwards at our two splayed bums and pressing the twinned heads of a double-ended
DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMASThe epilogue to the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert FurlongContact me for the full series: robert.furlong@rocketmail.com===Jake looked over at me and we grinned at each other.I was desperately pleased to see him and I could see that he was pretty chuffed to see me, even though he hadn't found the time to phone home in over a fortnight.
DROPPING THE BOTTLE OPENER by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === So he bends over to pick up the bottle opener, his jeans so far down you can see his arse inside his boxers, and I say, "Fuckin' 'ell, Tyler! Are you deliberately flashin' me an eyeful o' wank-fodder!" He turned to grin at me, still bending over, and reached round to the
FATHER AND SON MOMENTSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===
FOOTBALL MATCHThe start of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Considering the impact it was to have on my life, it now seems difficult to believe that it came with no warning. But then, I suppose that's true of almost all of life's most momentous events: they emerge unannounced amidst the most boringly ordinary of our daily routines.
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === The first night I slept with my twenty-year-old cousin Jake, the two of us snuggled up arms around each other in his double bed, confirmed to me that I was more into guys than I was into girls. It just felt so right to be close to another dude like that, our two big
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === It was beaut having Uncle Rob's mate Guy over for the evening. He's always up for a laugh and it's great how his no-nonsense way of speaking and brash sense of humour are so at odds with the airs and graces Uncle Rob puts on. It was especially great, though,
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 3 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "Whoa! I didn't know you guys were playing piggy-backs in here!" Jake called out when he saw his dad on all-fours with Guy squatting behind him. The hairy broad-chested plumber chortled across at his fuck-buddy's son. He always enjoyed a bit of banter with Jake.
FURLONG FOUR PLAY PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === It was nearly teatime on Saturday afternoon and my cousin and I were sitting on his bed with his mate Marcus from university. Marcus had come to visit from Surrey where his parents lived, and even though he'd only arrived on the train that lunchtime, things were already getting
FURLONG FOUR PLAY PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === I didn't get my threesome with Jake and Marcus after bedtime. It wasn't that my cousin and his buddy didn't recover themselves after the jerk-off we'd had before tea, it was just that by the time the three of us collapsed into Jake's bed, we'd had so much fun with Uncle Rob
FURTHER INTO THE FURLONGS PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "Look, about last night," Jake said, walking into the kitchen. It was the morning after I'd stormed out of his bedroom and he was, no doubt, going to try to make amends. I figured I knew what my cousin was going to say. That he was sorry he'd messed things up by
FURTHER INTO THE FURLONGS PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Jake was still a bit offish with me next morning, giving me a wide berth in the house and keeping conversation to a minimum. After lunch we went to meet a couple of his mates and I thought he might be a dork by dissing me in front of them and taking the piss out of my
GETTING TOGETHERPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comFind my older stories at screeve.org===
GIVING SMITHY A BUM-JOB by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === He kept going on about how hard-up he was. How he hadn't had his cock up an arse for however long it was and how his balls were so blue that a fart would get him off. Me and Biggsy kept laughing at how desperate he was acting but I kind of felt sorry for him in a stupid sort
GO AHEADby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Whenever I need to use a public toilet, I invariably go into one of the cubicles even if the entire row of urinals is empty. This used to be because, having had some bad reactions from women at the large size of my manhood, I was self-conscious about exposing my genitals to other people and preferred
GUILTY PLEASURESPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Jake and Simon were focussed on the afternoon's football game when they emerged from their hotel bedroom and there was no mention of what had taken place between their dads the previous night. Guy was his usual bright and breezy self, but I was feeling more subdued: troubled
HAVING A LAUGHby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It started out with the two of us having a laugh. I showed Reece some photos on my phone of our mates doing stupid shit with their cocks out and he said we should go one better and pretend like we were doing gay stuff.So that's how it started and it seemed really funny at the time. Grabbing
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?Part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===The lad grinned across at me, pleased for the lift. I wasn't going exactly where he wanted, but I could take him to a motorway junction twenty miles short without too much of a detour. He'd have to sort himself out from there: either stand in the cold with his thumb sticking
HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We both positioned our respective underwear in front of us – the outer and less intimate surface of the gussets facing towards us – and Dane lifted mine up to his nose first. I followed his lead, applying the outside of his shorts to my nose even though I would have strongly
JAKE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTThe final part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert FurlongContact me for the full series: robert.furlong@rocketmail.com===>> NOTE TO READERS>> I wanted to add a message to this final part of 'Butt Monkey' to say, firstly, thanks for reading and following my story (especially if you've very kindly messaged me to express your appreciation) and,
JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I met my friend Ivan because I bought my car from him.I liked him because he was so unlike the younger, cockier salesmen I'd encountered in all the other dealerships. I'd been trawling showrooms most of the weekend and had long since grown bored of being pestered by smarmy
JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===As I drove Ivan back across town in my swanky new car, I asked him how he'd ended up seeking out men for sex in spite of being married to such an attractive woman and having what he'd described as an 'enjoyable' sex life.
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===The first time I felt like I might be developing feelings for another man was the night when we'd gone out for a meal, and Marcus – my son's friend from university – made a joke that it was like I was Guy's boyfriend.We'd all laughed at the absurdity of the suggestion – after all, Guy and I are both
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===I stood in front of them, my son grinning broadly at me while Marcus, still kneeling forwards with his hands prizing his arse-cheeks apart, peered over in wide-eyed horror.
MANKINI BEARCUB PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A couple of months ago a lad called James I know at work pulled me to one side to show me something on his phone. I knew it was going to be a piss-take the way his mates were all sniggering and throwing glances at each other and it turned out it was the stupid mankini video which my
MANKINI BEARCUB PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
MEDICAL HISTORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
ONLINE BRIEFINGPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===I scrolled down the pictures of men's underwear filling the screen, trying to locate the Calvin Klein boxer briefs Jake prefers. If I bought him the wrong ones, he'd wear them once and then that would be it. He'd say they were
PANTOMIME COWPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong=Jake mentioned over tea that the drama department at his college was looking for someone to help out with the Christmas pantomime. It was still early November but rehearsals were already underway.
PLEASANT THOUGHTSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong==Debbie turned out to be very nice. A bit giggly, perhaps, but that could be put down to the nervousness of being on a first date. She probably thought me too quiet for the same reason.We'd got on well – better than I'd dared to hope – and I'd suggested that we could meet
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCEPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Driving over to Rugby for a meeting with a prospective customer, my car started spluttering on the A4304, and refused to respond when I tried to accelerate. Half a mile on, the engine was threatening to cut out altogether, so I pulled
SILAS IN THE LIBRARYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
STAIN DEVILSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===The restaurant seemed a lot more expensive than those I was used to: it certainly wouldn't have been the sort of place I'd have picked if given the choice. The starters alone cost more than I would usually be prepared to pay for a whole meal,
SURPRISE AT ROGERSON SHOPPING MALL by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === I'd agreed to meet my son Jake in Leeds city centre one Saturday afternoon. He was in his second year of studying at the university there and, as I had most of the day free, I thought it would be nice for the two of us to meet up for a coffee and chat. I was picking
TAKING IT ALL INThe penultimate part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comFind my older stories at screeve.org===It's not every day one gets caught by one's own son being anally pleasured by another man, but that's how Saturday had started out for me.I'd woken rather later than I usually would, a consequence of a very eventful
THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Ricky, my partner, unlocked the bedroom door and I noticed Jason peering down the corridor to make sure the three of us weren't being watched.
THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We threw our jackets on the floor and then kissed again, grinding our erections together through our open zippers, regardless of the fact we were smearing each other's precum across the fronts of our trousers.Ricky smiled as my tongue entered his mouth and this time he let me
THE HALFWAY INN PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I glanced across at Pete as I took off my shirt. Perhaps because he was a lot younger than me, he seemed oblivious to any sense of self-consciousness or embarrassment that the two of us were having to share a room and get undressed together. He looked young enough to have graduated from
THE HALFWAY INN PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I got on the bed first, kneeling down on the mattress and splaying my legs wide open. Seeing me like that, facing him expectantly with my cock arching upwards, made Pete laugh again.
THE PAINT JOB (PART 1 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === With the current fashion for newlyweds to have their wedding night nuptials committed to canvas, I have become familiar with sketching hesitant couples alongside their conjugal beds. Painting such tender moments presents a fascinating artistic challenge and I've developed a
THE PAINT JOB (PART 2 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "You've obviously discussed the other five paintings of the set in some detail," I remarked to my two clients. "Could you give me a rundown of what you have in mind to give me an idea of context." "Okay, so the first is the beautiful composition of us kneeling face-to-face
THE PAINT JOB (PART 3 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "So... onto the first consummation," I suggested, pausing for the two men to reposition themselves and sit alongside each other on the couch. "In this painting, Adam is... er... making love to Stephen. Am I okay to describe it like that?" I'd expected Adam to haughtily
THE PAINT JOB (PART 4 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === After leaving the tea to brew, I went back through to the studio to find Adam and Stephen having what looked like very intense sex together kneeling on the couch. They were both upright and facing forwards. Stephen had one arm around Adam's prominent chest, fondling a
THE RIGHT TROUSERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===On Friday afternoon, after meeting a group of potential clients at their Coventry head office, I thought I'd take a walk into the city centre before the shops closed to see if I could find a new pair of trousers. I'd been wondering what
TROY STORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
UP AT THE CRACKby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A few months ago I met a guy called Edward and it turned out that, among his varied and chequered past, he'd been divorced and has a son in his late teens, just like me.His lad is called Ashley; he's eighteen and at university in Sheffield. My son is Jake who's nineteen and at Leeds.
WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 1: CIRCLE JERKby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===The five of us gathered round Harvey's laptop, pulled our dicks out and he loaded up the movie so we could all wank off to it.I was new to the academy and I'd never been in a circle jerk before, so it seemed funny and horny at the same time for us
WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 2: SLOPPY SECONDSby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===It turned out to be totally different from playing around with girls. For a start, we didn't even get on his bed together and there was cuddling each other or anything like that.I just hitched the front of my jeans down so my aching hard-on
WHAT LURKS BENEATHPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===As I was getting into bed, Guy returned to the room chuckling that the lads had still been on their DS, which he'd confiscated.
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