Hard Brit Lads
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Hard Brit Lads 80.9
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Preview
"Hard Brit Lads brings you the fittest masculine lads in the UK - proper scally lads, builders, footballers... and huge cocks!" The word lad brings with it a wealth of connotation in Great Britain. It means a lot of things vis-a-vis a certain boy/man stereotype. A lad can be a player, he has the attitude and likes to party, and he usually has a big dick. All of the 'lads' are fit, masculine, young British guys. The hardcore sex scenes shot in Hi-Def and the site contains 1000s of high quality hardcore images, updating with six new hardcore scenes and six photosets every month.
Full Review
Hard Brit Lads was launched in March 2010 and helmed by noted Eurocreme director Simon Booth, filmmaker for dozens of their movies including the Hung Ladz and Rudeboiz series. This website, an additional outlet for his work, is a definite plus in that he's expanded his creative oeuvre with Hard Brit Lads.
British stereotype terminology aside, what Hard Brit Lads presents is, well, hard Brit lads. And they could've called the site Big Hard Brit Lads, because Simon has gone out of his way to show off a seriously inspired collection of large, thick Brit-cocks, some of which are uncut. Whether the lads are gay, bi, or straight, they have a knack for playing to the camera whilst getting themselves and each other off in the most erotic ways possible. Check out how Jordan Fox oils up and lovingly and hungrily strokes his thick uncut cock.
The lads run in age from 18 to 38, mostly under 30. They do fulfill the characterizations of the British sex fantasy types, the scally lads, chavs, Essex boys, cockney punks, etc. A few pornstars show up, occasionally, because they fit the theme. But, Simon has mostly assembled a select bunch of exclusive amateurs with hot bodies and sizable shlongs. It's hard (uh huh) to choose some over others - they're all hot. Another popular aspect of the site is the sporty-ness of the models. "Jocks" certainly stands out as a stereotype among the models: ripped and wiry futbol studs as well as big and brutish rugby blokes. You'd be hard pressed to find a model here who DIDN'T have a rippled abs. To complete the theme, photo shoots usually start out with they guys dressed out in 'sports kit': nylon shorts/shirts, jock straps, tube socks, trainers or cleats.
Videography is excellent and scenes are in sharp hi-def. Still photography is plentiful and skillfully done. Music-less videos here seem more erotic. The site is a balance of solo and duo scenes. For the solo scenes, some of these guys have such mammoth cocks, the dick itself steals the spotlight from the marvelous hunk it's attached to. Duo scenes depending on the chemistry of the pair are occasionally ripe with the kind of domination that comes along with street thugs and 'alpha male' athletes with the scrawnier of the two being made submissive to the more aggressive one. Cock sucking, choking, gagging... yes. With these cock, you can't NOT expect it. Wide, stuffed and stretched butt-holes? Definitely. Check.
Among the hotter offerings, here's a few we liked from their 4+ year library of videos. Twinks Marco and Jordan keep their caps on while they do it in a deserted underpass [reminds us of a scene from Harry Potter]. Max and Billy fuck in an abandoned, graffitied building. Boyish Sonny takes Tyler's monster cock at both ends. Footballers William and Cameron keep their kits on while screwing in a locker-room set. Dyl tries taking skinny twink Steven's ten inches. Inaugural scenesters William, Luke, and Thierry fuck like rabbits in a variety of duos. Duke and Dean are two 30s muscular "skinhead scally blokes." There's Stefan's gorgeous body and enormous dick, handsome and hung 18-year-old Desmond, hot and masculine Welshman Ross, inked straight lad Sam "getting his kit off on camera for the very first time," and gorgeous blond lad Cameron whose red dildo clashes with his white football sox. From snogging to wanking to shagging and everything in-between, Hard Brit Lads is a cracking great site.
As for value, membership at Hard Brit lads holds the line with the standard price for the industry. If you are a fan of british accents of all kinds, high and low, as well as rough & tumble sporty studs, the true-to-niche content Hard Brit Lads serves up makes this a fair and just exchange. And, if 6 updates a month is not enough brit porn to keep you entertained, worry not! The icing on the membership cake is the bonus content: 40 additional full length updates, every month, from a network of sites (some very similar to Hard Brit Lads) are yours to enjoy in the meantime.
Summary
To sum up, the content and talent is exclusive to the site. The lads are uniformly hot and extra-well-hung. They know how to please each other and play to the camera. Everything onsite is extremely sexy. AND, there is additional content available to make sure you won't need multiple memberships to keep you entertained month to month. British online porn in general seems to transcend the usual, the ordinary. And Hard Brit Lads is definitely no exception.
Membership Options
- $19.95 - 3/day - Rebills $29.95
- $29.95 - 1/mo - Rebills $29.95
- $99.95 - 1/yr - Rebills
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Video Delivery Details
- Over 421 videos averaging 18minutes.
- Video Sizes: 320x240, 584x328, 570x380, 906x500, 960x540, 1280x720, 1920x1080
- No DRM
- 240p-Web/Mobile Definition Slow Speed
- 480p-Standard Definition Medium Speed
- 720p-High Definition Fast Speed
- 1080p-Full High Definition Fastest Speed
Image Specs
- Over 42,100 images in 421 photo shoots.
- Image Sizes: 660x442, 800x536, 920x620
- Studio Quality Shots
- Screen Captures
- Zipped Content Available
Bonus Material
- Porn Feeds
- Model Index
- Blog
- Message Board/Forum
- Email Updates/Newsletter
Comments
- 2 Updates Weekly
- Dated Updates
- Newer Content 1080p
- Trials Are Limited
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