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Funny Joe

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Inside Joe’s British home with large yard in United Kingdom at the 6’o’clock in the evening for just celebrated his birthday. His friends have been invited over to party his birthday. Joe was very excited about it because he had good year as he was very busy to make name for himself to entertain someone as if he wanted to be comedian. He was very hilarious by made funny faces and silly statements that caused people burst their laughter out.

“It is time to play! Who want to watered-shoot with me? I got clothes for you to get wet,” Joe hyper-said and got a lot of white [all-size] shirts to prevent being wet on their original clothes they wore. Joe looked sexy like something no one had his looking before he is. The description of Joe was having dirty blonde hair [Regular Cut with cool effect], lean fit built, was from United Kingdom as British, and funny. He aged 20 years old. His height was less than 5’9”.

All guys got shirt to change for fun. Most gals scoffed on them as if they thought it was worst thing they could to do if they play as if guys could see gals’ breasts when it got wet. Guys begged that they join with them for once. Gals refused to play and watched the television to listen some music.

Those guys’ nipples and abs was become visible by had wet t-shirt when they watered-shooting for about 10 minutes.

“Let’s gathering for Joe to blow the candles, “Joe’s mother yelled as reminded someone. They went together to see Joe turn into 21 years old. “Look what I bring! It is ice cream cake!” There were shape of 21 numbers on its.

All people cheered on him and said, “Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!” Joe was smiled and blew the fire away. Again, they cheered after it was out. Joe sliced it for all people to eat. When all people done with the cake, they were ready to give Joe some presents. He got WWE costumes, camera equipment, boring clothes, and etc.

One of the gifts that didn’t have name so they had no idea who it was. Joe just go ahead to open it. He was shocking what he found. It was condoms, lubes, and 11” long dildo. Someone was in disgusting and laughing. “Hey! Who did this? This isn’t funny! Tell me!”

“Let me take that away so nobody doesn’t have to being in the shock,” Joe’s mother concerned, “Let’s pretended to know nothing about this. So, I like to encourage all of you to go home.”

Lregro said, “But, I just lived 3 blocks away from this.” His appearance was to be 6’ tall black-haired British aged 22 years old. He was very skinny as Twink-sized body.

“Okay, you can stay,” Joe’s mother shrugged and walked away from them to hide the sex things in her bedroom.

Joe said, “Mom! What are you doing with that? You need that to throw away! We saw you walk away with that!”

“Shh!!!” Joe’s mother said, “Try to picture it was jewelry that your father gave me, okay? Just pretend it was my birthday. Not your.”

Joe’s friends chanted about that and still felt shocking. They didn’t know where the gift was received from. But, they just forget it quickly and move on in a normal situation. All of his friends said goodbyes to Joe expect Lregro.

“Oh, I’m so sorry for like that. We didn’t see it coming. It was so cruel. We are in the shock about that,” his female friend said in her disappointment and caressed Joe’s shoulder. “I got to go before it gets dark. Goodbye!” She kissed him in the cheek and waved at him.

Lregro said, “I think it was funny. I know you like that. Feel like you wanna do it with easy curiousness. You can’t stand it but wanna know what it feels like when it got into your ass.”

“Lregro! This day supposed to be fun. Now, I feel like it ruining my day,” Joe furiously said, “I want you to leave. I need to be alone for this time.”

Lregro said, “Before I leave, I want to show you some of my surprise in your bedroom. Like, playing with me. Can you tell your mother to don’t bother us while we will be in your bedroom?”

“All right… You better got that good. I gonna tell her about that,” Joe said with his eyes narrowed, “What’s your surprise? I feel not right about that. Mom! Lregro and I will be in my bedroom. Please don’t bother us until we would let you know that we finish.”

Joe’s mother loudly said, “All right.”

“Good! Come on,” Joe said and went to his room with Lregro. “Okay, what’s next?” Lregro slowly closed the door and locked it. “What the hell you doing? Why are you doing that?”

Lregro said, “I wanna fuck you. I got pretty big one. I’m not sure if it is your first time or not… But, I just want you to have good time with me. The gifted scandals were from me to you. Just one day.”

“Really?” Joe surprised, “Bad news, my mother have those condoms so we can’t fuck each other. Maybe, we can do it other time if you have to be patient.”

Lregro said, “Nah. I got backup. I have more. Here’s one.”

“Oh, my god! You are too much!” Joe overwhelmingly said, “I’m just curious if it fit mine. But, it just went too quickly. We have to take it so slowly.”

Lregro said, “Exactly, I am gonna to do tease you.”

“WHOA!” Joe laughed so loud and covered his face with both of his hands, “You are so crazy! I feel like I got free ticket to attend! LOL!”

Lregro said, “Oh yeah. You are lucky to get me. There is something about you. I say this because I like you. You are so rarely hot. How do you feel about my words?”

“Cool. Thanks,” Joe blushed his cheek out, “Okay, can we move on? I’m not sure if I know what teasing look like. So, show me!” He clapped as if he was excited. Lregro began to stripping around Joe when he slowly took t-shirt off. He had skinny body but good nipples and abs he got. “Turn around.” He obeyed what Joe said. Lregro showed his bubble while he was about to drop his jean down. There was lack of fat on his butt. “Yeah, show me your dick!” Underwear was off and his hardened cock sized to be 9” long cut. He handed Joe condom.

Lregro said, “Put it on mine, buddy.” Joe ripped the wrapper to get the condom out so he can get it on. Joe was hyper-joying while he did. Joe took whole of his clothes off too quickly and told Lregro that he wanted to dance with him for just good time. “Sure.”

Joe rubbed his cock to be hard. It measured into 6” long cut. He wanted to frotted his with Lregro’s for few minutes. They hardly made out together and jumped into the Joe’s bed. They continued did it until they were ready to have anal sex.

Joe laughed so loudly when Lregro entered his cock into Joe’s anus. “Wow! Feel funny… Come on! Don’t stop!” Joe groaned. Lregro stroking it so hard and quickly as if Joe seemed he liked it so much because so his anus canal was smooth and soft. Whatever, they took it about 5 minutes until they heard the lock was rattled from his door.

Joe’s mother opened and saw them that had sex. She just went blanked and didn’t know what she supposed to do after she captured them. “Well, I just come to see you if you need anything. Look at you! I think it is better if I give you gift to keep for just fun because you are adult as obviously,” Joe’s mother said in sweetened voice, “I will be right back soon.” She blankly smiled and closed the door in a gently way.

“Oh, my god! She saw us! What I supposed to do?” Joe disappointed, “We need to stop this.”

Joe’s mother began to sing behind the door and opened it. “Look what I bring. It’s damn dildo, a lot of horny condoms, and messy lubes. Happy Birthday to you!”

“Uh… Are you upset with me?” Joe hesitated as if it was impossible to read her in bad mood or shocking code. “Are you okay?”

Joe’s mother laughed, “No! It’s your birthday! Why do I need to be it for? Ok… This is getting gross. Here’s gift. [She putted it on Joe’s desk] Good Night!” She walked away.

“Shit… She is not clear in her mind. I think she stopping her process if you know what I mean,” Joe said, “Well, I suggest you to go home. This is just one day. Let’s pretend we are friends. Not lovers.”

Lregro accepted Joe’s suggestion and got on then went downstairs with Joe until they were at the entrance. “I’m happy that you gave me your opportunity to enjoy seeing my fun,” Lregro smiled, “Hug?” Joe did it in the romantic way.

“Where are you going?” Joe’s mother asked.

Joe said, “Mom! Can you stay out of our business? Don’t make us worse than the first one you captured.” Joe’s mother tried to find way to get her connection with them for awkward relationship. She told them that she liked to say goodbye for Lregro. “Can you leave us alone?”

“Of course!” Joe’s mother giggled and left out.

Lregro said, “Well, I got to go. Nobody knows about us except your mother. It is just first time for us. We won’t do it again. But you got my gift to think of.”

“Yeah. That was not funny… But you make the hell out of it. I never saw my mother behave like before. Don’t make something funny,” Joe scolded. Lregro walked out of Joe’s home and headed to his home for 4 minutes.

Next day, Joe looked Lregro’s gift as if he wondered that he want to do it again with Lregro in anytime. He got events as resources for them to enjoy the day as such as go to WWE competition, learning how to wrestle, attend to one night for being comedian, and more fun.


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