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Everlasting Lovers, Part 2

by Anonymous


In the Mouth Scott We hopped in my Alfa Spider, top down, and started the 20-minute drive to my house. There was so much I wanted to say about what had just happened. But words would probably detract from the communication power of our bodies. As we approached my house, I confided in Rich my unusual ability to climax repeatedly. “If I ever push for excessive sex, kick me in the balls.” As we pulled up to a traffic light I looked at Rich, again sporting that characteristic grin. “What,” I said. “Since last Saturday when I met you, I’ve come a minimum of 30 times, maybe more,” he said as his grin broadened. “But if I ever have to push you back, I’d rather rip your balls off with my teeth.” Laughing, I thought to myself “what are the odds of falling in love with someone with my same talent? 10 million to one, 50 million to one?” Rich We got to the house and I was taken aback. There were three bedrooms equipped for different moods. The master bedroom had a shower the size of a small bedroom with a padded bench reminiscent of my own sex chair and a glass wall overlooking the ocean. “That’s what I call a getting-it-on shower,” I said to Scott. As I walked out from admiring the sex shower, I found Scott stripped to the boner, I mean, bone, standing near the bed in the master bedroom. From a distance of 15 feet I had the perfect perspective to devour this sensational cut of prime beef. His was a lean, perfectly sculpted frame, replete with ridges, mounds and valleys of flesh; his musculature was large, in some cases even massive, but not in the style of a bodybuilder, as there was no artificial bulge here. Instead, each muscle was rock-hard and molded into incredibly taut definition, without an ounce of fat between the muscle fiber and the skin. His extremities were covered with abundant and silky light brown body hair but not in the tradition of a hairy body where the hair is scruffy and the skin is obscured by the fur. This was silky hair, the type that titillates, almost tickling your hormone-packed skin. In contrast, his torso was smooth from the hollow at the base of his neck to the navel. A dark, exceedingly dense pubic bush glittered smack down the middle of his provocative frame, 5 inches wide by 3 inches high, protruding perhaps as much as 2 inches from his body. Another 4 inches of sparser hair radiated in every direction forming a venomous circle of animal magnetism, up to the bellybutton and beyond, off to the sides of the pelvis and down to the thighs and inner thighs. I could look at this raw sexual lure for a couple of minutes and blow a load on the carpet without moving a finger. But that wasn’t all. As I forced my eyes down from the near spirituality of what lay in the middle of this modern day Hercules, beautifully built tensed thighs popped into view, prominently displaying the various contours of quadriceps muscles extending in different directions and intertwined in perfect harmony. Further down, sinewy calves expanded in girth sensually and extravagantly from the narrow foot tendon. Unconsciously my eyes snapped back to the midsection to admire lovely abdominal musculature just above. The rectus muscles resembled two tense ropes, bursting prominently from the abdomen. Each rope extended from the tits to the pubic bush, splitting into three luscious mounds of hard flesh, separated by the most sensual valley running right down the middle of the body as if summoning all horny men to the divine organ. As I strained upward, the pectorals formed large hard tits, tantalizingly rounded at the base, with slightly oversized nipples (they say there is a direct correlation between a man’s nipples and his potency; I would soon find out). The upper back and neck trapezoids formed an imposing triangular muscle mass starting at the top of the neck and effortlessly blending with the muscular upper torso. The entire body was endowed with pronounced vascular clarity. The thickest veins ran down the side of his biceps sending numerous tributaries from the base of the biceps down his forearms and onto his hands and fingers. Veins jutted from his inner thighs and were even visible feeding from his abdomen and disappearing into his thick bush. When his prick rested on his belly, two huge veins hugged his engorged cavity covering the entire length of the long shaft. The provocative vascular system, intertwined with Scott’s hair cover, provocatively enhanced the overall foxy demeanor of this faultless specimen. Snapping back to the monument rising majestically from the lush pubic forest, I feasted on the beauty and exaggerated thickness of the drum of a dick now shooting straight up in the air, displaying a massive bulb near its base bulging like a balloon about to pop. My knees weakened as the distance provided the perfect vantage for complete appreciation of this work of art, now spasmodically jumping and summoning me to paradise. As I watched and admired this flawless body, unbuttoning my shirt and pants, the man flexed his biceps; I guess remembering the effect it had had on me at my apartment. The muscle strained the skin and formed an exaggerated depression in his fuzzy armpits. I exhaled violently and my dick dripped a half dozen drops of clear nectar. As I pulled down my underwear readying to approach and taste this delicacy, the tiger saved me the trip as he advanced toward me, as if pursuing his prey, with a famished look of sexual appetite. My prick was already bouncing wildly from the visual stimulation provided by his perfect body from a distance. He grabbed my ass, pressing his gorgeous love zone into mine, as his mouth muzzled my mouth in a passionate embrace. His restless tongue slithered down my neck expertly, painting a scorching line to my chest and nipples, where my man hanged hungrily until my hardened nipples begged to rip through my skin. I stood in weightless fascination, feeling the slow leak from my dick turn into a torrent, able to stand only because I held on to the strong logs hanging from this stud’s shoulders. Sensing my unrestrained sexual arousal, and knowing full well about his own growing boner, Scott buried his face in my armpit, feasting on every strand of hair and breathing deeply to absorb the manly fragrance. The armpit routine made me so hot that my knees could not sustain my weight and I slipped onto a kneeling stance as if I had entered into a religious experience. Scott moved behind me and descended to the floor as his hands slid down my abdomen exploring the multiple ridges and valleys of my torso. Blowing vigorously into my neck and covering my shoulders with short wet kisses, his hands assailed my torso in a continuous sliding motion from my chest to my pubic region, grabbing large clumps of flesh on its path. The steamy caress up and down my heaving chest and abdomen caused my tool to jump briskly and release clear liquid onto the carpet. Scott expertly pulled the skin of my dick back by pressing down at the base of the towering pole and the pleasure of his movement caused my balls to begin their ascent. As my balls began to press tightly against my throbbing shaft, I pushed Scott’s arms back and led him to the bed. I sat him down at the bed’s edge and lodged my drooling mouth on his solid thighs while my hands traced the succulent contour of his bloated calves. The intense feeling of his leg hairs on my face and my hands electrified every nerve in my body, and instinctively I buried my nose in his fragrant bush, inhaling vigorously, as my tongue flickered at the base of my man’s gigantic shaft. As Scott reached down with his rugged hands and gently squeezed my dick head, I went down on his prick as deep as it could go in my throat, triggering cries of desperation from my object of desire. My tongue hungrily massaged Scott’s tool encouraged by a steady stream of sweet liquid dribbling from his slit. I moved my mouth up and down the resplendent tower, serenaded by a crescendo of ecstatic roars of pleasure, and helped by forceful upward hip thrusts as Scott fucked my mouth energetically. His probing hands had so engorged my mushroom that each squeeze triggered wild involuntary rocking of my pelvis. I freed Scott’s shaft from the domination of my throat and caressed his dick and balls with my face, at first gently, then ruggedly, tipped by my hunk’s mad reaction to the feel of my beard on every corner of his love machine. His hip movement went into full throttle as his head fell back on the bed in agony. He pleaded for me not to stop. I hopped on the bed positioning my knee on one side of Scott’s head and my other foot on the other side dangling my dick in the vicinity of his expectant mouth. I dropped my torso down and scooped Scott’s ass with both arms, planting my hands lovingly on his deliciously blunt globes and lifting his piston into my mouth with a front-end loader motion. While I adjusted my position on my other end, Scott stuffed my balls in his mouth feasting on one and then the other. His tongue burned such a strong sensation on my swollen nuts that my cock began to jump erratically, my throat howled riotously, and my head was thrown back in ecstasy. His huge meat plopped on his stomach with a thump, splattering pre-cum in his hot frying pan of desire. When Scott released my swollen balls, I adjusted my pelvis pointing my dripping post toward his mouth. My cannon jerked maniacally unable to aim accurately into his mouth until Scott clasped my mushroom with his mouth and took control of my poker’s hysterical movement. His tongue caressed my knob in an uninhibited circular motion, gulping down the voluminous amount of pre-cum resulting from his provocative rub. At the other end, my man’s tool was frying in his own liquid and I pressed firmly on the steely shaft with my lips and chin pushing the skin up and stretching it down, pressed against his hairy stomach, igniting in him violent hip thrusts of near-orgasmic intensity. As I lifted the shaft with my thumb I was greeted with a mushroom so engorged that it had acquired a purplish hue as if no amount of blood flow could bring enough oxygen to this much flesh. The swelling had grown so enormous that I would again have trouble swallowing the dick head down my starving throat. Undeterred, I stretched every tissue in my lips and mouth and devoured his enormous tool like a cobra eating another. With our hips and mouths settled into the primal rhythm of sex, we stimulated our over-inflated and freely dripping love tools into a glorious burst of tension, accompanied by roars of love and joy. I boned his mouth until semen burst out with the propelling force of a water main break. Seconds later, Scott blasted out in a geyser. Our love juice flooded our waiting throats, overflowing from the sides of our mouths, my creamy fluid dribbling down Scott’s face to his neck and chest, his settling on his bush and inner thighs, such was the volume. The sight of my object of desire covered in my own and his own semen triggered such sexual exuberance that I continued to suck on his tool with drunken passion. As it began to deflate, I buried my nose in the huge pond of semen that drowned his pubic region. The pungent smell and the coarseness of his cum-covered hair on my lips caused my face to spin completely out of control. As our heartbeats began to slow, I pulled up Scott’s hips and cleaned the semen with my tongue, from his hair bush to his hairy perineum to his hairy thighs. Scott had pulled my hips down on his side and he turned his head to feast on some of my own cream while his hands vigorously caressed my buttocks and my crack. We didn’t think it could be this good, even after the last time. Scott Rich lay next to me after he had finished feeding on my love nectar. He looked at me tenderly, smiled, and buried his mouth in mine. He hugged me, moving his hands over every part of my body, but concentrating on his first loves, my ass and my arms. We lay in a restless embrace, communicating freely in complete silence, and exploring with our hands all body parts that minutes earlier hungered for sexual release. As we continued to express our love and passion silently, my tool, which had never fully disgorged, began to stir again. In one hole. Scott “You feel like working out?” I asked after 15-20 minutes. “Yeah, let’s break in that awesome gym,” Rich answered springing from the bed and running into the bathroom for a quick leak before heading for the gym. I slipped into some small underwear and yelled at Rich to help himself to some clothing from my closet. It took him a while to urinate, as he had to beat his prostate into submission, which wasn’t easy. I was well into my sit-ups when Rich came into the gym. He seemed awed that I would do a minimum of a thousand, followed by a couple of hundred pushups and maybe 100 pull-ups. While I had weight equipment in the room, I had never been a big fan of weightlifting and preferred to maintain muscle tone with more natural exercise. As I motioned him next to me, I noticed that the little horny mushroom head had picked a pair of brown nylon briefs, with a bright yellow and brown roaring lion in the front that a friend of mine had given me as a joke. His face beamed devilishly with satisfaction and his nearly erect tool climbed up the side of the briefs well past the roaring lion. There’s got to be some organs in that body not getting their share of blood, I thought. He lay next to me and started with his own sit-ups and for once I saw the dick-head deflating a bit as he got into the routine. We then had a push-up competition that ended in a virtual tie, although he collapsed one or two before me. He kept up with the pull-ups as well. We then moved on to some lifting and my lover confided that he fantasized about becoming sexual as he lifted. I obliged him. Whatever gave him pleasure would give me pleasure and that was the essence of this burgeoning relationship. As he got into his biceps curls, I started fondling his pumped-up arms firmly as my mouth blew softly on the muscles of his upper back. The more I caressed his musculature the faster and more intense his lifting became. It was as if the sex were an inspiration rather than a detraction of concentration from the lifting activity. While his biceps were smaller than mine were when at rest, the tension created by the weight equipment inflated this muscle group extravagantly, and in no time their feel to my touch filled my hot stick to full attention. Rich’s own dick swelled again, seemingly unaware that the man was working out and needed blood flowing to the muscle groups in question. I let him know how horny his biceps made me whispering softly in his ear while I continued my frenzied caress. Overwhelmed with desire, I sneaked my fingers into his armpits, exploring the warm underbrush. Rich moaned in ecstasy as he dropped the weights and ejected a little wet stuff into the lion’s mouth. Rich floated to the triceps curl bench, his prick tingling, and I followed like an obedient dog. This man’s best friend, that’s me. I positioned myself behind Rich on the bench, with my erect dick lunging aggressively into his backside. I embraced his arms tenderly while resting my head, and my tongue, on his shoulders. The effect of the equipment on this man’s triceps was similar; the solid muscle pumped to perfection. Feeling the hard contours of inflated triceps muscle on this gorgeous athlete intensified my breathing on his neck. Rich’s lifting tempo intensified with my continued fondling and he joined the sound of my rapid breathing with cries of pleasure from my relentless pounding up his ass. As my own arousal grew liberally, I allowed my lips and tongue to get a thorough taste of Rich’s flexing back muscles while I whined softly in his ear. I would periodically drop my arms to his crotch, each time getting a guttural groan of approval from my Adonis. My arousal transformed into uncontrolled desire, my hands glued to Rich’s tremendous bulge straining against the fabric of the lion underwear, and I gently stroked his buttocks in unison with my thick prick. My hands stroked the frontal bulge ceaselessly, soaking the lion in clear pre-cum. Holding the elastic up with one hand I squeezed his balls lightly with the other, sliding my fingers up the fully engorged shaft in a hot teasing motion. As my touch stoked his passion, Rich began to rock his hips with furious rhythm and his command of the lifting equipment began to decline as he gradually lost control of his senses. I stroked his prick squeezing the dick head into near orgasm. Placing the elastic back in place, I raked his wet pubic hair lovingly with both hands, later caressing his inner thighs with one hand each. My lover reacted to the stimulation to his thighs by intensifying his rocking motion and his cries of passion. I returned to his prick, stroking it gently but firmly squeezing loads of clear nectar from its slit, now fully opened from the excessive blood engorgement. I felt the ball sack ascending toward his body and slowly withdrew from attack mode to allow my hunk a longer stay in paradise. As he moved to the bench press, I stood up and concentrated on caressing his chest and stomach as he lifted, admiring the well-defined mounds of muscle that protruded from his flat stomach slightly covered by the sweetest blonde hair trail in the annals of male anatomy. With each bench press, his pectoral muscles inflated like balloons, stimulating such desire in my groin that my cock bobbed uncontrollably. My loving admiration opened the faucet of my love juice, wetting my shorts completely as my pole pulsated inside my shorts. I established a continuous fondling motion on my man’s jutting pectorals, sliding down his washboard stomach, grazing the hair trail, and slipping under the elastic and onto the inviting mound of curly, dark blonde pubic bliss. After a dozen repetitions, my lover couldn’t lift any longer and validated my efforts by shoving his hips with such force that the bench began to rock on its legs, the sound of the rocking bench drowned by Rich’s own savage cries of sensual desperation. I raked his pubes maniacally and squeezed his dick head, now escaping through the elastic and splattering pre-cum. His hip thrusts grew so deranged that the bench almost tipped over. Sensing his increased sensitivity I slowed my rate of stimulation, allowing enough air into his lungs for him to be able to express the pleasure I was dispensing with a simple hand job. As Rich quieted, I mounted the bench and positioned my pouch, now bursting at the seams, near Rich’s mouth. He kissed my bulging shorts, stroking my tool with his mouth through the fabric, with occasional flickers of the tongue at the pubes escaping from the sides of the pouch. My hips began to rock, at first in a rhythmic circular motion against his mouth. As Rich stoked my desire to the limit, my rocking motion became rapid and arrhythmic as if my animal were trying to escape from the intense fire lit inside my shorts. As I began to suspect impending orgasm, I dismounted and lowered my face onto Rich’s dick head. Still sticking out through the elastic, as there was not enough room inside those briefs to accommodate its state of full excitement, I vacuumed the luscious head into my mouth, squeezing it hard against the roof of my hungry mouth. The magnified stimulation made each individual moan from Rich’s mouth excruciatingly long, signaling total sexual satisfaction and surrender of bodily control. This was my cue to cool my jets, themselves whining at full throttle. I kneeled next to my lover. Cupping his head with both hands and running my fingers through his sensual head of hair, I kissed him lovingly as he propped his head up to receive my loving tongue. His hands placed on the nape of my neck, he ate my mouth with reckless appetite. After minutes of completely surrendering to each other’s innermost feeling, I led Rich to the overhead curl apparatus. As he pulled down on the weights, I gasped at the multitude of ridges of muscle spread throughout his back and now tensed to their maximum definition. I unconsciously stroked my pole, the head trying to escape through the side elastic, overfilled with pleasure. My hands attached to the most magnificent deltoids and trapezoids I had ever seen, sliding occasionally down the rest of the back muscle mass but rapidly returning. As Rich pulled down on the bar I pressed hard on every strand of deltoid and trapezoid muscle mass and as he released the bar and raised his hands I fondled the immensely sensual muscles on the side of his torso under his arms, tickling his armpits before pulling back. With uncontrollable desire I placed my mouth between my lover’s neck and shoulder allowing the inflating muscles to caress my cheeks, while my free hands searched for contentment by grabbing Rich’s pectorals in a kneading motion. Rich’s dick, seriously agitated by the excitement of this embrace, forced its way through the elastic band crying for a piece of the action. As I smothered the throbbing head, greased in pre-cum like a ball bearing, Rich let go of the bar and the weights fell on the stack creating a sharp noise that competed poorly with my lover’s cries of awakened sexual lust. The sexual activity had just become incompatible with my man’s fantasy of lifting and fucking simultaneously. His hip movement was too furious to be able to negotiate the weight lifting equipment at the same time. “Oh Scotty, don’t stop please,” he started to say but the end of the sentence dropped off into a sighing moan as he ran out of air. I lowered his lion briefs to his ankles, licking a trail on the entire length of his back as I descended. His body shivering at the touch of my red-hot tongue, Rich abruptly kicked the roaring lion away, delighted to finally free his tool yearning for action. I pushed his back forward a bit and with my hands on his delicious love handles I placed my missile on his butt between his two glorious globes of solid muscle, sliding up and down his crack. My dick lubricated the snug ditch for my increased pleasure. Rich went nuts, rocking his pelvis in absolute synchronization. Hungry to receive stimulation on the top part of my pole, I bent my knees and placed my dick-head at the base of his scrotum sliding it back to his glory hole. The gruff scratchiness of his wet perineum shag channeled all my sexual energy right up my pole, emboldening me to beg Rich to fuck my ass and empty my balls with his expert hands. Rich’s face lit up like a floodlight. He took my hand lovingly and walked me to the leg press apparatus where he had decided he wanted to enter me. “Whatever your heart desires, man,” he said encouragingly as he settled on the seat. As I approached behind him, he grabbed my shorts, pulled them down, and motioned for me to lean on the bars behind the seat while his hands grabbed my jutting ass positioning my dick close to his mouth. As he had become prone to, he lunged into my bush, including all the thick hair radiating from my pubic forest. In coordinated motion, his hands squeezed my globes from below pulling the cheeks apart and together in deliciously erotic rhythm as my head rested on the bars overwhelmed by the sensations running through my body. I stroked his biceps and shoulder muscles delighting in the constant motion of his muscle mass as he stroked my butt. I lustfully stretched to reach his pulsating cock head and squeezed it with a twisting motion. As I did so, Rich accelerated his sucking tempo. His furious breathing into my pubic forest caused my dick to begin jumping uncontrollably slapping his face. Rich steadied my tool by taking it in his mouth but my hips reacted with such force that he struggled to maintain a grip on my hood as he stroked it furiously with his tongue. He quieted my pulsating boner by pressing on it with one hand hard against my stomach and using his tongue to deliver the most delectable long licks across the whole length of my deranged dick. With the other hand he strengthened his grip on my ass cheeks, kneading passionately. The fire lit by his sweltering tongue on my pole quickly excited me to near orgasm. As my balls pressed against my shaft, just as Rich’s balls were doing in response to my serious twisting action on his tool, my lover released my dick-head into the wind, and I released his. With both of us in a total state of exaltation, I began the process of descending onto Rich’s waiting warhead. I turned to face away from him, and Rich decided to have one last bite at the apple, diving lustfully into my opening and flirting hungrily with my hole as if wanting to open if for easier entry. I nearly shot my load as the flicker of his tongue on the hair guarding my orifice sent shivers throughout my stiffened body. After rewarding him with a few of moans of approval, I began to squat expectantly onto my love’s expectant cock. As my orifice touched the prodigious tower, my knees shook almost startled by my lover’s powerful reaction as we touched. The crushing pressure of my ass awakened every nerve on Rich’s whopping helmet, and he ruptured into groveling moans of wild animalistic lust while releasing oceans of pre-cum into the hole flirtatiously rotating on his mushroom. The monstrous swelling of his triumphant dick head would not allow entry until I crushed it into my hole with the full weight of my body. I allowed him to regain control for a few seconds. As I resumed my descent onto his eager torpedo, the entry greatly facilitated by Rich’s Hoover Dam reservoir of pre-cum, his right hand cupped my balls and raked my pubic hair bush, and his left hand teased my left nipple, rock hard with excitement. Once I was all the way in, I rested there as Rich wildly moved his hands all over my chest, down to my inner thighs, his head stretched back in ecstasy. When I thrust my own head back onto his shoulder unable to withstand the sensation of his drum stretching every corner of my cavity, he began to lick my cheeks, and, on cue, started his coordinated hip thrusting action. The wet intimacy of his prick inside the tight confines of my ass spawned a torrent of moans, screams, gasps, my stomach heaving violently, completely spellbound by Rich’s red-hot poker perforating my ass and pounding on my sensitive prostate. He began stroking my wet rod, slowly at first, sensing I was way too hot, twisting his hand 90 degrees and squeezing firmly when his hand reached my knob. It was hard to determine which contributed more to the desperation in my body, the relentless crashing of his enormous tool into my bowels or the twisting and squeezing attack on my dick-head that would soon force the explosive release of the biggest load my scrotum ever produced. As I pondered the question, he accelerated the pace of jacking me off in perfect harmony with increasing the tempo of his hip-thrusting motion. Soon Rich’s motions resembled an airplane reaching takeoff speed as he applied full throttle. Similarly, our cries of sheer joy resembled the loud whining of airplane engines as they approach takeoff speed. With one powerful twisting squeeze at my bursting hood and one powerful thrust up my ass, our dicks erupted into a torrent of sweet fluid with the force of sweet crude from an oil well. Rich Scott’s ass pressed hard on my prick, involuntarily igniting my hips to stoke my hot poker up and down like pistons on an engine, diabolically searching for the tantalizing friction delivered by his burning guts. With each blast into his bulging prostate, my lover screamed with carnal desire. No act of lovemaking had ever activated my prick’s nerve endings and my mind’s uncontrolled lust like this one. Consequently, no act of lovemaking had ever climaxed in such a burst of emotion and muscle spasms, and in such a physically enormous release of creamy cum juice. My own sexual tension was enhanced greatly by the knowledge that I was dispensing pleasure beyond belief to my object of desire. The pleasure dealt to Scott by my wild animal battering his ass was automatic in the sense that my vicious fucking represented the pursuit of my own sexual gratification. I didn’t have to think about what to do; my furious drilling was an instinctive and involuntary action that launched me on the road to obscene indulgence, taking Scott with me to paradise. My mind, such as it was, had a role in coordinating the stimulation of Scott’s dick such that he too would come like he had never come before. My hand glided from the base of his shaft, jerking the whole length and twisting my hand 90 degrees as I reached the glistening dick-head, squeezing firmly on it. I knew that proper execution of this stroking action would trigger such excruciating pleasure that, combined with what I was doing to his ass, the power of his climax would have no precedent in his sexual history. Soon enough I knew I had succeeded. With my prick snuggled up tightly inside this hunk of man, convulsions detonated throughout my body as I felt the life pour out of me in the biggest release of semen I had ever experienced. But the erotic joy was magnified when I witnessed the most voluminous and forceful ejaculation in the history of orgasms. As we came together, Scott’s hips humped violently as he launched his juice an amazing three feet up in the air in what had to be more than a dozen spurts. They say that the volume of a man’s ejaculation has nothing to do with the size of his balls, but if that’s the case, there’s something else very big inside this tiger. Within my own frame of reference, this was the biggest load, delivered by the thickest pole, mounted on the most delectable hunk of flesh, propelled into the air with the greatest force, and accompanied by the most delirious scream of passion. Watching this spectacle put me in a state of orgasmic stupor as I convulsed repeatedly spurting more than a dozen jets of my love into this hunk, now completely mine. We tumbled onto the mat in what was becoming our customary embrace of thanksgiving. I told Scott we were now bound as one as it was impossible to reverse the magic of this act of flawless generosity. He just kissed me, approving. We lay in quiet sweaty embrace, caressing, with our lips and hips glued to each other. Within 20 minutes it became apparent that we hadn’t emptied our reservoirs. I asked my muscle bound lover if he intended to pump up his muscles for my own enjoyment. Despite his dislike for weights, he sprang to his feet enthusiastically and settled on the leg press seat that minutes earlier had become legendary in our lives. I crawled toward him like an approaching leopard. As Scott placed his feet on the pedals and pressed down, I gasped at the colossal mass of quadriceps that pressed against the confines of his skin. I caressed his thighs with my face, spellbound by the tickling soft leg hair spikes that sublimely blanketed the muscle and by the total rigidity of the splendid hams. Scott patiently waited as I electrified my face, my lips and my hands and forearms in this scintillating soft shag, reeking of male virility. I expressed my sexual contentment with lecherous guttural sounds. He released the weights, slowly raising his thighs. His boner began to emerge from his partially hidden pelvis like a missile emerging from its silo. The sight detonated such a strong craving in my mouth that I placed my head between his powerful legs and smothered his prick with my mouth as his solid hairy thighs stimulated my face. I moved my head up and down delivering primal heat to his prick and absorbing the tantalizing sensation of his leg hair on my face. Releasing his engorged cock my face moved to caress his nuts and perineum with my cheeks and my tongue. I licked furiously on the substantial pubic hair at the base of his bull nuts and Scott’s hips began to rotate, intoxicated by the tingling sensation in his groin. Inspired, my tongue licked up and down his bursting shaft as he uncontrollably uttered that I was driving him out of his mind. My foxy hunk began to press on the pedals as if to control his sexual agony. I jerked my head out of the way in fear of being crushed by the gigantic musculature. As his legs straightened, fully revealing his massive pole, now pulsating in desperation, I firmly controlled the prick’s frantic movements by pressing on it with my face allowing the glorious meat to caress every inch of my face. As my desire grew in a splendid crescendo of hormonal drunkenness, I again slipped his tool in my mouth uncontrollably encircling his colossal dick head with my burning tongue. I stimulated the rim with by pressing with my lips, washing down his sweet pre-cum down my throat. His hands firmly fondled my lower back and my buttocks. Scott began pumping on the entire weight stack continuously and I stood back admiring all the faultlessly defined intertwined muscle strands adoringly as they swelled lavishly against his skin. I grabbed one solid ham with one hand on the inner thigh and one hand on top where the largest muscle mass strained from the skin, and furiously fondled the muscle mass with my hands and forearms. With each push and release of the weights my aching dick swelled from the stimulus that my hands telegraphed, and from the pleasure of Scott’s manly hand racing on my backside squeezing on any muscle mass he encountered. After 20 repetitions, Scott turned 90 degrees and my lips rose to meet his in a torrid wet kiss. Knowing of my weakness for his biceps, he moved into position in front of the biceps apparatus, setting the weight relatively low. I think he understood that I’d be attacking so viciously that he would not be able to control a lot of weight. Again I delayed his start as I emotionally embraced him running my hands all over his washboard stomach and kissing his back repeatedly. As I teased his torso, his rope-like muscles flexed, substantially augmenting the fire raging in my boner. I grabbed bunches of navel hair between two fingers and pulled the hair from his skin as he threw his head back on my shoulders savoring my delightful teasing. I pulled on tufts of hair filled and raked his pubic bush until loud groans emerged from his rocking head. I moved my hands to the biceps, my mind twisting into a sensational knot of pleasure. I grabbed the solid trunks eagerly as he began lifting. Each lift produced an intoxicating orange-sized protuberance that disappeared into the skin as the weights descended on the stack. I cupped the mounds firmly with my hands, throwing my head back in complete ecstasy. When my pre-cum began to discharge heavily from my over inflated rod, I placed my torch firmly between Scott’s buttocks sliding softly up and down the divine ditch. Because Scott was a couple of inches taller than I, my dick fit between his gluteal mounds precisely and I did not need to strain in my sliding motion. Knowing of my fetish for his bulging arms, Scott encouraged me to jerk my rocks off and to forget about him. The closeness that I felt for this hunk of man as he urged me to allow him to drive me to unrequited sexual release is indescribable in words. But my exaggerated groans of passion told the story accurately. While reluctant to comply with Scott’s request, my loving instinct was overcome by the roaring inferno between my legs. My lover lifted delectably slowly. He paused at the top of each repetition, allowing me to savor those luscious mounds of sinewy flesh completely. He lowered the weights as deliberately as I heaved uncontrollably and as my hips forcibly shoved my soaking wet barrel up and down the idyllic glide path. With each teasing repetition I blurted a joyous howl as I hungrily fondled those rock-hard mounds of manly virility. Each time a squirt of pre-cum shot from my dick I struggled to slow my thrusts wanting to extend this torturous exaltation for the rest of my life. Each contraction of his biceps robbed me of strength to control myself. I was nuts. I couldn’t breathe. As the fire in my groin burnt out of control, my gliding motion transformed into violent convulsions of untamed lust. Sensing my imminent orgasmic release, Scott held the bar at the point where the protuberance and rigidity of his celestial mounds of flesh were at their largest! His pause would allow me to come while holding his muscle mass at its most arousing state of contraction. Pressuring Scott’s mounds with all my strength, my hips convulsed savagely, my love tool swelled beyond maximum engorgement detonating an explosion of such magnitude I cried in demented exaltation pushing groans from deep in my abdomen. Jet after jet of thick love juice gushed from my aching dick-head flying several feet before landing on Scott’s upper back, my own head and face as well as all over the mat. My thoughtful hunk maintained his position; the sexual craving awakened by the touch of the massive biceps extended my orgasm for nearly a minute, until I collapsed, out of breath, squirming on the floor. Scott As Rich’s fountain of cum slowed to a trickle, my lover collapsed on his knees catching his breath. I lowered the weights on to the stack, careful not to make a racket that would detract from Rich's trance of sexual fulfillment. Before I could turn, my horny best friend had plunged his tongue right into my butt hole and had begun to knead my ass cheeks at a frenzied pace. Thankful and still filled with prolific sexual drive, Rich touched me fiercely. My flagpole, already solid from a wonderfully erotic vicarious experience, sensed its turn and began to jerk uncontrollably lubricating the path for my ready cum load. The throbbing animal hurled the lubricating juice lightly in the air with each involuntary jerk upward. Rich continued to devour my backside forcefully, nearly rendering me unconscious when he expertly slid his tongue from my calves through my inner thigh to my scrotum in single erotic strokes. At the top of each stroke, he moistened each strand of hair in the dense hair patch of my perineum as I quavered from the intensity of the sensation. He brought his radiant face to mine, thanked me with just one word, and lodged his lips on mine flirting with my tongue in a quiet embrace. He grabbed me by the hand and led me to the bench press machine, instructing me along the way that it was my turn to sit back and not worry about him. He sat in the middle of the bench facing inward and motioned for me to take my place in front of him. As he surveyed the situation he asked for a broom or mop and I got him an old mop. He raised the bench press bar as far as it would go and placed the mop between the weights on the stack below and the single weight attached to the bar, thus securing the bar in place just above my head. This rig allowed my body to rest against the equipment frame leaving the bar handy for balance or leverage. As I settled in place, he attacked at the same place he had left off minutes earlier. He lay down on the bench, face up, and his tongue licked a trail from my butt hole to my ball sack. He tenderly took each ball in his mouth, releasing it after fully encircling it with his tongue. His nose inhaled deeply every available sniff of pungent manhood in my most erogenous zone. His hands reached for my nipples as if to ensure no part of my body was left unhardened. My dick screamed approval as it bopped above his head in a vicious dance of raw desire, releasing raindrops of sweet pre-cum that landed on Rich’s tits. My hips rotated on his lips furiously. The pressure on my gut released long moans of desperation. Rich slid his head out from underneath my butt, stood, turned, and mounted the bench with insane speed. Without skipping a beat, he allowed his hands to fondle my tits grabbing each nipple and pinching it before fondling desperately with his tongue. I caressed his back and marveled as I spied his dick dancing and pointing in full erection literally minutes after disgorging a massive load of cream into my ass. He sat on the bench and buried his nose in his favorite forest of pubic hair. His tongue bathed the area as he moved around methodically to all the brush radiating from the main forest. The ticklish stimulation was so potent that my pre-cum faucet dripped relentlessly and I noticed that his torrent of clear nectar was not far behind. Un fucking real, I thought. As I investigated superman’s dick acrobatics, his mouth enveloped my mushroom and he rotated his head from side to side while sucking hard on my bursting bulb. This great sucking technique generated indescribably pleasurable friction on my pulsating cock and drove me crazy with desire. I let him know verbally and by involuntarily shoving half my cock into his mouth, nearly gagging him. I jerked his pole with my hands, but he directed them away as if reminding me I should only focus on my own appetite for this round. As he rotated his head from side to side on my red-hot poker, turning my nipples into steel rivets with his fingers, my hips began to rock erratically as the sweltering fire in my groin wrested control from me. Rich alertly lowered his rugged hands to my ass cheeks and took control of my hips himself, steadying them and allowing his mouth to do the talking. He hungrily rotated his head from side to side, like a fucking washing machine, as I pressed back against the frame of the apparatus with my hands holding on to the bar above my head. Rich sucked my dick with such force that slurping noises filled the room, competing with my animalistic howls I shut my eyes tightly as my fire hose blasted my love cream into Rich’s throat, pushing his head off my tool. He came back like a hungry animal shifting on his seat get a better grip on my demented hips. The volume of hot semen was so great that love juice started to flow from the sides of his mouth as I continued to shoot and shoot while ecstatically rocking my head around like a mortally wounded animal. Rich continued sucking as my dick deflated, obviously reeling in unsatisfied arousal. I pushed him back to the far edge of the bench and dove on his tower already on the verge of orgasm. I applied the same side to side pressure on his huge head and in seconds I ruptured his reservoir of love as he poked his pole violently down my throat firing streams of cream into my mouth rocking the bench from side to side. I kept sucking on his tool until the last drop had erupted from his dick-hole, amazed that there were fluids in there at all. I collapsed on the floor on one side of the bench and Rich rolled off the other side. We lay apart after orgasm for the first time having only enough energy for our hearts to beat and our lungs to breathe. My lover now had a one-shot advantage and I wondered if I could catch up. After a few minutes, I asked how he could blow two big loads minutes apart. He didn’t answer. It was a while before we had enough energy to move. In the Water Rich Our bodies were spent after the killing workout and we headed for the shower. In its own way, the shower itself was fucking erotic. There were jets everywhere. Scott explained he had to install a special pump to get all that water in the shower, plus he had to install additional drains to get all the water out. We decided on taking a cold shower. Contrary to popular belief, cold showers awaken sexual appetite, and these two mating studs were in desperate need of a battery recharge. We stood in the stall enjoying the relaxing running water, eating our mouths once again as jets of water deliciously teased our cracks. Scott’s dick stood slightly less than horizontal but mine was as pumped as it had been all night. Even everlasting Scott looked at my in disbelief. “You just blew two massive loads minutes apart. Doesn’t it hurt to be slapping your belly with your cock this quickly?” Scott asked, almost concerned. I couldn’t explain it. Every minute in the company of this man, and with every climax he took from me, I grew progressively more sexually aroused. I felt sure my dick would collapse at some point but I was determined to feed it as long as it needed food, provided the hunk of flesh standing next to me could as well. I asked Scott to turn off the jets and I picked up the soap. I told him I would give him a baby bath he would never forget. He smiled and his tool stirred a little bit. I began to soap his arms and torso, sprinkling in some water periodically to keep the soap moist. We had experimented with so many arousal techniques tonight that the freshness of fondling Scott’s arms and chest with all the lubrication provided by the soapsuds immediately agitated my senses as I purred softly in Scott’s ear. As I worked the suds into his every pore, adoringly squeezing all his muscles, hardened by our workout, it wasn’t long before Scott’s horizontal dick position was history once again. I checked as he hummed in approval of my probing hands, and, sure enough, the flag was at full staff. He caught me spying and grabbed my cheeks with both hands and brought my mouth to his, plunging his tongue into my expectant mouth. As he kissed my lips, I began to soap his back and his buttocks, delighting, in particular, by the effortless glide on his hardened gluteus muscles. Freeing myself from his kiss, however reluctantly, I soaped his crack with a few strokes, finally converging on his butt-hole. I washed the hole in circular motion for several minutes until his breathing began to race, his purring giving way to animal howls and his pole beginning to jerk uncontrollably. Inspired by his effusive expression of arousal and approval, I startled him by pushing two fingers into his burning hole, unsteadying him a bit. Undeterred, I continued torturing his hole, offering Scott my other arm to steady him. He grabbed one of my biceps and rested his face on it, vigorously working his tongue into my hairy armpit, almost crying. His dick spasms were now coming fast and furious and I took control of the shaft soaping it with rapid strokes up and down the tool, alternating to the thick pubic hair all around it and the two eggs hanging proudly from the base of his pole. Scott now shivered with raw desire and had also unsteadied me with his relentless sucking deep in the hollow of my pit. Concerned that our exalted state would make us lose our footing, or worse, make us come prematurely, I proceeded to finish his bath by washing his legs. As I got on my knees, I marveled once again at the definitional beauty of all the different thigh muscles and I began to run my lips hungrily up and down those massive thighs. The coarseness of his wet hair cover violently increased my arousal and my dick began to pump its homemade lubrication. I forced myself to rinse him off with the hand showerhead, teasing his special zones with the jets, his head sometimes thrown back in sheer delight. I was treated more or less to the same routine with one delicious innovation. Instead of soaping my glory hole with his hands, Scott soaped his own dick and used his staff to spread soap on my hole and shampooing my hairy perineum. He pumped the section with his hardened mushroom lavishly. I moaned with desire and nearly came, as he wouldn’t obey my plea to stop. My dick was again an open hose of pre-cum and I had to physically push him away to preserve my load. After he rinsed my entire body, he picked up a bottle of longer-lasting soapsuds and fully soaped his love zone and mine, lying down on the bench ready for action. I kneeled in front of him and paused to appreciate the beauty of two hot rods readying for man-to-man sex. His dick rested on his stomach extending invitingly to his belly button and I derived substantial arousal from observing his greater length and girth compared to mine. Knowing from previous sexual encounters that my own meat was enormous, the sight of a bigger one stimulated my sexual appetite to the moon. His pole was completely engorged to such excessive thickness that his expansive field of pubic hair was at least half covered by the pulsating animal. My admiration was clearly arousing to Scott as his dick head began to bop against his torso mixing sweet pre-cum with the soapsuds. He beckoned, “Come on buddy, slap that tenderloin on my bush.” I reminded my hunk that there was nothing tender about my loin as I lowered my burning rod onto his sliding my length slowly and lightly up and down his. Scott reached down and struggled to squeeze them together, and I let out a moaning sound leaving a few drops of clear liquid in his hand. As I propped myself on top of him with both arms extended on each side, Scotty caressed my bulging triceps as I softly pumped his promontory with my now prick. My bull nuts slammed against his hairy perineum. He dropped his hands to my ass cheeks, kneading my muscled globes. I dropped on my elbows and we kissed and sucked and licked our faces and our mouths as our dicks rode tightly against our solid bellies. I pushed my body up again, fully extending my arms, and began to pump more rapidly, my balls still slapping onto his. I could feel our inflated mushrooms, purple with sexual appetite, dripping profusely. As Scott cupped my butt mounds coordinating the thrusting motion, the coarseness of his wet hair tearing at my love tool lit a special fire in my groin as my organ spewed pre-cum violently. I pumped with raw animal instinct, unable to heed Scott’s requests to slow down, until I felt a torrent of cream traveling at full speed up my flagpole. I exploded with earthquake force and covered our stomachs with endless gobs of hot love juice. As the torrential force of my release began to slow, Scott ripped with the most incredible howl of animalistic lust, burning my love region with his own flood of steaming semen. As our pricks churned all the love juice into a froth, the kinky sensation of his hot semen on my pelvis re-ignited my receding orgasm and my pelvic muscles continued to convulse without any more fluid to expel. It felt like coming twice with seconds of separation and I burst into a hysterical embrace of the man that could trigger such emotion in my body. I kissed him all over, letting him know that he was the greatest lover in the universe. As Scott and I sucked each other’s faces, each surrendering his being to the other, I marveled at the regenerative power of cold water and pledged to never use hot water again. In the other hole Scott After we dried ourselves, I suggested that we go cool off outside, though I doubted that the magic of Rich’s lovemaking would ever again allow me to cool. We both slipped into nylon running shorts and sat on the slope in the back of the house under a star-studded sky. I knew my neighbor on one side was away for the weekend and the house on the other side had been vacant for a few weeks. I was thus prepared to allow whatever my lover desired to happen. I sat on the slope with my feet below my butt and my legs raised to a right angle at the knee. Rich naturally positioned himself between my legs with his back pressed against my torso. His hands tenderly moved up and down my legs, tickling and teasing my leg fuzz, while my hands slowly caressed his arms now more attractively pumped by all the exercise. Incredibly, I was already hot as a pistol, but the serenity of sitting with the man of my dreams under the beautiful night sky awakened in me a desire to enjoy my lover in a mellow sexual way, at least for a little while. As we sat there gently tickling our body hair, I felt sure Rich’s heart was in the same place as he sat undaunted by my hard pole pressing lightly on his backside. We shared our innermost feelings during this past week, coming to understand how we both independently had determined to repress sexual activity until we had given our hearts time to fall devotedly in love. I confided that I loved him in a minute but that nobody could distinguish sexual attraction from devoted love without knowing the other person. Rich agreed and confessed he had felt the same way. On Thursday night he decided he was certain he loved me. Once that metaphysical reality set in, he was going out of his mind with every second he had to wait to make love to me. The verbal exchange trailed off and we sat silently resuming our quiet caress of our extremities for a long time. Eventually, however, hormonal instinct wrested control. It all started again when Rich propped himself tighter against my already raging boner. I slid my index finger up and down the silhouette of his pole busting out of his shorts to signal my concurrence that it was time to once again give our hearts and bodies to each other. Rich had a smooth chest, but he had little tufts of hair on his nipples, extending about half an inch from his body, that drove me pretty wild. There were so many things on his body that attracted me that I hadn’t had had time to get to the tufts of hair yet. The position we were sitting in was perfect for exploring the neglected area. I bent two fingers to a right angle at the joints and moved them around the nipples just off his body, brushing the tufts of hair each time my fingers passed. I took precaution not to touch his nipples in the dark to allow him to concentrate fully on the sensation created by the hair tease. My playfulness further awakened his hormones, which in turn awakened the tips of his nipples, hardening them to protrude almost as far as the hair, thus interfering with my teasing game. Moreover, my hair tease was a low tolerance process incompatible with a body made restless by testosterone flowing freely through its vascular tissue. Still, the tufts accomplished the objective of starting the flame and now it was time to fan the flames with something else. The balls of my fingers pinched the hardened nipple tips and my nails tantalized the nipples as Rich shifted restlessly and emboldened me as he cried, “Oh baby you’re the best.” As I stiffened my grip on his nipples, Rich shifted his weight onto his side and began to slide his face on my inner thigh, kissing, licking, and sucking my hair. I pulled him back up and stroked his entire torso sliding my hands into his shorts. I tickled his pubic bush and his nuts with the fingers of both hands as Rich went absolutely berserk, begging me to continue. I pulled his cock skin back at the base of his bursting pole, causing it to hop violently as if it would topple over. As I tugged at the base, rolling around the entire circumference of his prick, his knob swelled in excitement opening Rich’s unending reservoir of sweet lubricant. I reached further down and scraped his inner thighs with my nails, awakening such sexual appetite that my lover began to bounce cuddled by my legs, which he continued to fondle firmly. As his bouncing quickened, I lifted the short’s elastic, moved it forward, and grabbed his pulsating staff with my right hand and beat it, twisting on the crown. Rich moaned and encouragingly fondled my forearms and biceps. He tipped his head back and to the side beckoning me suck his mouth. I locked on his lips and allowed his tongue to find sustenance in every corner of my mouth. Without disengaging from the passionate kiss, I moved my left leg to the other side of Rick’s trembling body. Resting on my elbow at his side, my head swirled kissing him from every angle. Such was the sexual intensity of this torrid kiss that Rich’s pole rose mightily in his shorts, leaking liquid making the shorts look like a fucking tent that had been rained on. My eyes were drawn to the scene and I released his lips from my mouth. The pre-cum had made Rich’s shorts translucent exposing Rich’s bulging mushroom through the cloth. The erotic quality of the image caused my boner to pulsate uncontrollably releasing vast quantities of clear pre-cum. I looked down on my shorts to find that my wetness now engulfed the entire front side. Rich’s mouth followed my eyes to my wet spot and he buried his nose and lips onto my own huge bulge hungrily caressing the area with his lips while his heavy breathing absorbed the scintillating fragrance of man juice. I allowed myself to collapse on the ground in enjoyment grabbing on to those arms that drove me wild with desire. Rich placed his mouth at the base of my shaft and tugged relentlessly on my dick skin awakening every nerve ending of my hot rod. My dick flexed involuntarily squirting pre-cum with each furious contraction. As I reached the edge of orgasm I pushed Rich’s shoulders back on the ground and scooted down next to him. I pulled his bulging body toward me embracing him and planting my mouth on his left nipple and delicious tuft of curly hair as his own hand caressed my upper back and, naturally, my biceps. I sucked like a nursing baby, first on one nipple, then on the other, and back to the first. Rich groaned in ecstasy until his arousal was so intense that he struggled to make the slightest sound, his moans reduced to soft and short continuous cries signaling total capitulation to sexual desire. But his hips busted violently onto my firm stomach stretching the skin on his horny pole pumping more and more blood into it. Sensing imminent ejaculation, my mouth migrated to my lover’s light brown hair trail to heaven and I bathed it with saliva as I licked up and down with long strokes from his belly button to his shorts. My nose was drawn by the odor of pubic bush and I allowed my face to stroke the area. The fragrance so enthralled my senses that my face moved violently on this man’s penis, tugging at the sensitive skin bringing him to near orgasm once again. I kissed his stomach lightly allowing him to cool down. Minutes later, I pulled down his shorts as his masthead popped out like a fucking jack-in-the-box. As the chunk of flesh steadied, I licked his shaft in long strokes from base to head. His pre-cum was the sweetest nectar I had ever tasted and swallowing it released an indescribable feeling of excitement in my groin. I scooped the mushroom into my mouth, stretching my lips to accommodate the vast knob, and squeezed more juice from the super hole. I whispered in Rich’s ear if he was ready to take my dick up his ass, quickly adding that it was all right if he wasn’t ready. Since he hadn’t asked for it, I was surprised when his face lit up like a floodlight. “I’m not only ready baby. I’m begging you to pound your monster prick up my ass with all you’ve got, hunk.” I struggled to remove my shorts as my pole popped out agitated by Rich’s sexual grovel. Dripping pre-cum profusely, I saddled Rich’s chest and offered my meat for a taste in his mouth first. He gulped the pulsating head down stroking the shaft simultaneously with his ecstatic hands. As his hand reached my dick-head with each stroke, he would pull back his lips squeezing my dripping crown with his hands. He ate me until my ball sack started to shrivel. As I moved my body down to the glory hole entrance my mouth kept sucking along the way giving one last kiss to the nipples, the hair trail and the leaking mushroom. I lifted Rich’s legs in the air and positioned my drill near his hole with my hands resting on his thighs just below the knee holding them up in the air. As his asshole and my dick-head touched, the nerve endings on my crown unleashed a transformation in my groin. My pulsating head swelled to such gigantic proportions I feared it would burst literally. My shaft stiffened insanely. My dick’s skin had never been this taut. My pelvic muscles began to contract uncontrollably, triggering frantic jerks up and down. Shots of pre-cum burst from my cock with each jerk with nearly the force of seminal ejaculation. I moaned in anticipation as Rich’s body squirmed readying for excessive stretching of his cavity. I bored into his cavity slowly, with difficulty, savoring the stimulating friction as his cavity smothered my prick. My head was so swollen that the pain of the entry cooled my excitement allowing me to repress my orgasm. Nature is wonderful. As my drill continued to penetrate, splattering lubrication everywhere, Rich rocked wildly and soon my head would slam into his prostate gland for the first time. Rich’s weeps of joy filled the stillness of night as his entire pelvis rocked savagely and his arms embraced my body and went berserk squeezing my every muscle. I pushed in and out hungrily and my lover jumped dementedly with the vicious pounding of his bursting prostate. He jerked his meat with hurricane force and I could see his dick-head splattering clear liquid on his stomach. Our long moans transformed into short and rapid cries of desperation. Our bodies suddenly tensed everywhere, and with cries of hysterical longing, we erupted together in a sea of creamy liquid. My love potion gushed from my dick overflowing his hole and rolling down his ass on to the ground. Rich shot a load of magnificent proportion vaulting well over his head, like a hose watering my lawn, his cavity convulsing squeezing every drop of cum from my spurting dick-hole. I collapsed on top of Rich, without pulling my dick out. I savored the warmth and tantalizing tightness of the sexiest chute in the universe. My pole deflated to no less than half-mast as I uncontrollably kissed every inch of his torso. I didn’t find a single drop of love juice on it. This man did not have a dick but a fucking rocket launcher. Rich remained in a sexual trance assuring me he had never felt what he just felt with my massively thick animal packing his hole. As we both recovered our senses we rolled over as a unit, my pole still firmly crammed up his ass. We kissed for what seemed hours but was only minutes, caressing each other’s arms and delighting at the touch of our pumped muscle mass. Soon I felt a muscle contraction in my groin and a trickle of pre-cum traveled through my nearly erect rod dripping from my resurrected head. I marveled at the fact that I was unable to lose my state of engorgement for more than five minutes in the presence of this man. I rolled on my back, helping Rich to ensure my dick remained in position. His dick was proudly standing up in the air, as usual. I grabbed it with my hands and began to jerk up and down as my hips involuntarily began to shove my fully rigid pole frantically in and out of his love canal. Rich’s thighs bulged with desire as they forcefully thrust his midsection in flawless coordination with my hips. His neck, stiffened by sexual delight, moved his head erratically in every direction while screaming hysterically. Suddenly his breathing and screaming turned decidedly orgasmic, his stomach muscles visibly convulsing as he gasped for air, and his hips thrust violently up in the air. His muscles stiffened everywhere and he kept coming and coming and coming in the most powerful dry orgasm I had ever witnesses. His prick jumped violently but did not eject but a few dribbles of semen, despite the serious pounding his prostate suffered at the hands of my own cock. My man was spent. As I watched such violent convulsions of sheer animal pleasure, my own body exploded in ecstasy and my dick shot another load up his ass. My furious thrusts whipped my semen into an airy consistency and the fluid stuck on my love bush like an ointment. Rich rose with a tortured look and lay on top of me with his side resting on the ground and his tool flopped on my inner thigh. He caressed my chest with his face while his hand tickled my neck playfully. My hands directed his head movement over my heart, still beating rapidly in complete sexual contentment. In the Beginning Rich We went inside to get some sleep. We were spent. We had tied on number of loads expelled, but I beat him by one orgasm, which made me feel guilty. But Scott comforted me by saying, “I’m thrilled you came more times than I did.” Scott put some music on and we collapsed on his bed, henceforth our bed, absolutely giddy. We would sleep with Scott’s back against mine, his ass lodged in my naked groin and my arm tenderly embracing his chest. I would blow kisses on his back and caress his entire torso, establishing a routine that would be repeated nightly. As the beginning week of our torrid relationship drew to a close, the end marked the true beginning of a great love story. I would never set foot in my apartment again except to get clothes and, eventually, to move my belongings to our love nest by the ocean. I dropped my plans to purchase the downtown gym, joining Scott in the landscaping business, and using the money to expand the company. In this way, we would not be separated during the day. While not every day was as hot and furious as the first night, many were. Our promiscuity was involuntary. Every night of sexual ecstasy increased our appetite for another, and another, and another. Each time we found new ways to awaken feelings we didn’t know we had. Most of all, we each recognized the good fortune of finding probably the only partner in the entire world that could fully satisfy the everlasting sexual appetite in our groins.

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A man enters a gay bar and while sitting at his table, notices an absolutely gorgeous man sitting at another table--alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to the hunk, knowing that if he accepts it, he will be his for the night. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the hunk , saying this is from the

A Pissy Night At The Bar

I went downtown to get my ticket to Dallas for the party. Afterwards I checked the P.O. Box. Just a letter from the Chain Drive. My new Chain Drive card was in, and went to pick it up. After getting my card, I went out on the patio. This butch Daddy type, with a huge uncut cock was playing with his cock, while I was talking to this Hispanic male. After awhile, he came up close and

A Poor Choice of Words

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my lover when he sliced his ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had

A Testament to Ineffective Communication

A man is lying in the hospital's urgent care facility on life support and in a coma. A couple nurses are in his room giving him a sponge bath, while his lover waits nervously outside. One of the nurses is in the midst of washing his 'private parts' and notices that there is a definite response on the monitor when she touches him. They go to the lover and explain what just

Absolut

A Russian named Alexi is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. Alexi is stunned and the genie says, "hello master. I will grant you one wish, anything you want." Alexi begins thinking. Well, I really like drinking vodka. Finally Alexi says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka."

Absolut

A Russian named Alexi is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. Alexi is stunned and the genie says, "hello master. I will grant you one wish, anything you want." Alexi begins thinking. Well, I really like drinking vodka. Finally Alexi says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka."

After Hours

One boring Friday afternoon at the office you receive a letter in the mail. Nothing interesting from the looks of it, but as you read on, you soon realize that you are, again, being invited to another fun-filled weekend at your friend's place, and your mind starts wandering. A big grin comes over your face, and a bulge begins to form in your pants while you remember some past parties.

Aku dan Mat Saleh

Nama aku M.. aku bekerja sebagai seorang kerani di salah sebuah syarikat swasta di ibu negara, dah hampir tiga tahun aku bekerja di syarikat tersebut, aku tak punya seorang pun kawan wanita yang special yang boleh di ajak pergi tengok wayang atau pergi mana mana untuk realease tention. Kadang kadang tu aku rasa cemburu juga tengok orang lain berpegang tangan dengan teman wanita masing

Alcohol Warnings We'd Like to See

The FDA decided to place different kinds of warnings on all alcohol products to let customers know the risks involved: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a

An Airline Story

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was just as obviously enjoying himself at the same time. It was nearing the end of quite a long flight and the cockpit crew sounded two bells, indicating their final descent, signaling the cabin crew to prepare the cabin for landing. The gay flight attendant came swishing down the aisle, picked up the

And So It Goes...

An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says... “And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou

And Your Profession is...

A shepherd is looking after his flock on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new BMW screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and proposes to the shepherd. “If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at

And Your Profession is...

A shepherd is looking after his flock on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new BMW screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and proposes to the shepherd. “If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at

Another First Time

It was a cold grey day; I was walking through the park towards the town centre when the first drops of rain started. It soon turned into a downpour, I rushed towards the nearest shelter, the doorway of the disused gasworks building just outside the park gates. I was not the only one who had made for shelter. As I entered the doorway, I saw that someone else was standing just

Army Sex

This is a true story about one of my *MANY* sexual encounters while stationed at Ft. Belvoir, VA. This is what goes on in the Army; Navy boys don't have all the fun. During first formation one day in early May, Top called for volunteers to take a lifeguard training course over at the post pool. I raised my hand and was chosen as one of the six to participate from

Art Project

Nena sat at the light table, tracing a complicated pattern. Tim couldn't keep his eyes away from her. She was a cute little Puerto Rican, 18 years old...not too much younger. He was almost 20. He couldn't stop watching the brightness of the table reflect onto her thin cotton white button down. He could see the faint impressions of her slightly stiffened nipples, pressing against her

As It Hits the Fan

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day!" "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same Six double vodka drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just

At My Cottage

My cottage is on an island in one of the great lakes. The closest island to us is about 0.5 mile away, and rarely do boats pass by in the waterways around the island. I had invited two of my hottest guy friends up to my cottage for a weekend. I said it was just to relax and have fun or whatever, but didn't mention its location and the situation of no one in sight. None of us are

Back Rider

It had been a great day. Warm, dry and the traffic had been light. I had been riding for some seven hours now, but wasn't yet tired. The sun had just started to draw the evening curtains, and there was a faint hint of rain on the cooling twilight air. I was cruising along a quiet back road in Sussex on my BMW K100. I have been riding bikes since I was 16, that's 24 years now. I

Backstreet Orgy

This story involves m/m/m/m/m sex. If you are under 18 do not read it. It is not meant to imply anything about the sexual orientation of the Backstreet Boys. Once the concert ended, each of the Backstreet Boys went back to their private hotel rooms to sleep after the exhausting performance. After they were each tucked into their comfy beds, Brian's phone rang. He picked it

Bad Bust, Part 1

I am an only child. My parents are well-off. My Dad is cool. It was my Dad that hired my first hooker right after my 17th birthday. The nice girls I met didn't put out like the hookers. I enjoyed hiring hookers. I could treat them as rough as I wanted. I enjoy treating women rough. Every time me girlfriend left me sexually frustrated, I would find a hooker, and I would take it

Bad Bust, Part 4

One of them slapped me to keep me from passing out. I couldn't believe how that little cock could give so much pain. The cop fucked me brutally, his balls and body slammed into me with each down thrust. I felt like something was going to break. I could not get my mind to block the intense pain.. I knew my asshole was being stretched, and wondered if it would ever get back to

Bad Bust, Part 5

I was left alone for sometime before Jack returned. Jack said, "Well, not bad for $500.00 bucks. Not bad at all! I'm gonna have fun with you." I told him just to let me go and I would give him a lot more money then he had spent. He said, "Not a chance, kid. I am gonna to get more pleasure out of the pain I inflict on you then all the money in the world could buy." I

Bad Bust, Part 2

The usual disclaimer, if it's illegal for you to read this, don’t I kind of stood there in shock. I looked from one cop to the other, expecting this to be a joke. The cop in front of me, repeated "Play with my dick." He shoved a knee into my privates. I doubled over, the cop behind me reached between my legs, and grabbed my aching balls. He begin to tighten his

Bad Bust, Part 3

The handcuffs were frustrating me, I couldn't hear what the two cops were whispering about. The cop cum residue in my mouth was making me want to gag. I hid my nervousness as the cop that had raped my mouth pulled out a knife. All kinds of thoughts ran through my head. I almost sighed as he began to cut my shirt off. Soon, they had me naked. I ignored them as they were talking

Bad Bust, Part 6

I knew Jack's intentions, and I knew I couldn't reason with him. He turned the tat gun on, held its vibrating motor against my cock. My dick ignored the pain my mind felt, and begin to grow as the guns humming motor stimulated me. I had a full boner now, and Jack tied my dick off at the base tightly with some string. 'That will keep you hard,' he said. I couldn't look, I

Banking Woes

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fu%#in' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fu#%in' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the

Banking Woes

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fu%#in' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fu#%in' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the

Basketball Star Of The North

I thought everyone had left the locker-room at least an hour ago, but just before I turned off the light -- having completed my cleaning duties -- I made one last check and nearly gasped in astonishment: There, in a far corner of the room, lay Wally Szczerbiak, star player of the Minnesota Timberwolves. He was stark naked, his hands had been tied behind his back, and something had

Best Friends

Allen and I had been best friends for many years. We had done many things and cared for each other. I was 5'7" 135 pounds 19 years old at this time. I had brown hair and brown eyes. Allen was 18, 6'1" 175 and also had brown hair and brown eyes. We were both told we were good looking and had many girlfriends. Allen's girlfriend mentioned to me how horny he always was. I couldn't

Better Late Than Never

A ninety-year-old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year-old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. ("The

Better Late...

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance", says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on." A week later

Big Bear Uncle

By wazzarello@cox.net I loved my great Uncle Roy. He was my maternal grandfather's youngest brother by adoption and, as such, was only thirteen years older than my father. Roy was by far, the most handsome man I have ever laid eyes on. He had never married and, although well educated, had devoted his entire adult life to the small farm he inherited from my great grandparents. The hard work

Birds!

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "Well, the parrot knows how to use a computer". The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because

Blond Holiday

This guy has a blond friend who can never seem to laid, so he decides to take him to New Orleans for a day of sin and frolic. He drops the blond off at his hotel, and tells him where all the best gay bars are in the French Quarter—literally a dozen to choose from, starting on Bourbon Street, like Pub on Bourbon, Parade Disco, Oz, etc. and informs him he is going to visit with an

Blondes

A blind guy who’s become rather intoxicated in a local gay bar, decides to make Himself known to his new found patrons, and announces loudly, “Hey, ya’ll wanna hear a really great blond joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The BARTENDER is blond, the BOUNCER is blond

Bobby Harriton's Gay Adventure, Part 1

"Damn traffic," Rob Harriton muttered as he got out of bed. It was 7:45 AM on Saturday and Rob had been looking forward to sleeping in. Rob's boyfriend, Harry Burns, turned over towards him. "Don't worry sexy," he whispered. "We can play some more." Harry rubbed his cock against Rob's naked body. Rob smiled as he kissed Harry, and sure enough they were soon having hardcore sex. They

Bobby Harriton's Gay Adventure, Part 2

Harry parked his truck a few miles away from the Harriton house. Telling Bobby to stay put, he went to the back of his truck. Harry lived in his truck. There was a small fridge, a small TV, and a bed in the living compartment. Also on the bed were the 3 sets of clothes Harry owned; when he wasn't in his truck working he was at the Harriton house, naked, so Harry didn't see the

Bobby Harriton's Gay Adventure, Part 3

"Ah, this is the life," Bobby Harriton said as he sat on the roof of the truck. His boyfriend, Harry, sat shirtless nearby. It was a very hot day. Harry was a trucker, and had made a delivery cross-country. It had taken him a week, and throughout Bobby had been with him… naked! Harry used to date Bobby's father Rob, and Bobby and Harry had been naked when Rob had caught them. They

Brown Elk

An Indian named Brown Elk walked into the saloon. He was a giant of a man with a six-shooter tucked into his belt, so no one dared ask why he was carrying a pail of manure in one hand and a small chicken in the other. "I'll have a whiskey," he told the bartender, and after downing the shot, Brown Elk ordered another. Then another. Finally, after his fourth drink, the Indian pulled

Campus Friends

While driving around on a large college campus, one is bound to see all sorts of people. This is what I was doing when I saw my friend, Johnny, for the first time. I was driving through the center of campus on my way back to my apartment after class. There were thousands of people walking to and fro because of the class break (I say thousands because I go to a large university in

Careful What You Say

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the

Caught In The Act

This all happened quite a few years ago, when I was very much younger. I had just gotten my first job as a warehouseman in San Francisco, in the south of market area. I was real young, only about 22 then and always horny, had a perpetual hard-on, in fact, it was not unusual to jack off at least 3 or 4 times a day, sometimes more. One day, when the lunch hour rolled around I grabbed

Chatt

“smeker dig inåt låren” “känner hur bulan växer i min hand” “jag förflyttar handen innanför dina byxor, och grabbar ett stadigt grepp om den”... “sedan tar jag din nu hårda & styva kuk, och för in i min mun” “jag suger din kuk, långsamt till en början, sedan suger jag fortare och fortare” “känner doften och värmen av din stenhårda kuk” “Jag tar din kuk i min hand, och sätter

Cherry Turn Out, Part 1

At 18, I ended up in the Paulding County Jail. The first night I slept downstairs in a holding cell. The next day I was taken upstairs to a tank. The jail was small and relaxed. The tank I was put in consisted of four cells with four bunks and a toilet in each. There was a dayroom with a shower stall and a large steel table with a bench. The jail wasn't crowded, and the

Cherry Turn Out, Part 2

I was wondering if I was walking different, my asshole felt strange. None of the guys acted any different, the day was pretty much the same. Card playing, watching the Price is Right, the usual. The guys were getting drunk again. I was in my bunk reading when Mike stood at the cell opening. He had five packs of cigarettes in his hands and asked if he could spend the night. I

Cock-hungry College Boys

Jason stared at the brick building. It looked like any other college student's residence: big, imposing, functional. He hoped that college life on the inside was better than what it looked like from the outside. He checked the crumpled slip of paper again: Room 269-N. Jason stepped through the front doors of the residence building and was pleasantly surprised to find a lobby and

Commumication's Essential

A doctor gave a 92-year-old man a physical exam. A few days later he happened to notice the man walking down the street with his arm around a gorgeous young man and grinning from ear to ear. The next time he encountered the man, the doctor said, "You are really doing great, aren't you?" "Just doing what you said, Doc," the man agreed. "You said, 'Get a hot number and be

Communication's Everything

A doctor gave a 92-year-old man a physical exam. A few days later he happened to notice the man walking down the street with his arm around a gorgeous young woman and grinning from ear to ear. The next time he encountered the man, the doctor said, "You are really doing great, aren't you?" "Just doing what you said, Doc," the man agreed. "You said, 'Get a hot mamma and be

Confessional Humor

The newly ordained priest arrives at his first assignment and is getting settled in when the pastor asks him to take confessions on Saturday morning. To help him out, the pastor gives him a book with all possible sins, and suggested penances. So the young priest goes over to the church, goes into the box and begins hearing confessions. After the usual run, a voice from behind the

Construction Sign Language

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods

Cowboy Meets Indian

There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground with his chop sticking out of his pants! The cowboy gets off his horse and asks, "What are you doing?", To which the Indian replies, "Me tell time! Penis acts as sundial." The cowboy

Creative Banking

This is reported to be an actual letter sent to a Bank in the US. The Bank thought it amusing enough to publish it in their newsletter: Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I tried to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds

Cruising In the Navy

After ten years in the Navy I'd learned a few things about cruising-or not cruising-on base, and how to figure out who was 'safe' to hit on. I'd seen enough guys get burned by the system and tossed out on their ass for being gay, that it sort of came as second nature, what I thought I could do and what was too hot to go near (or maybe just too fuckin' uptight...). Pissed me off,

Dan Pastorini Of The Houston Oilers

***The following fantasy is a work of fiction*** Rick called me just before midnight. "Get over to the hotel," he said. "Room 1470. I've got a client who wants a show." "I'm pretty tired," I told him. "Think I'll skip this one." "You don't want to skip this one," he said. "Lots of money?" I asked. "Lots of cock," he replied. "The client's Dan Pastorini." "I'm on my way." I hung

Devine Golf

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar Order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his Order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest. One Sunday morning, the

Doing Without, Part 1

I had been locked up for almost three weeks. No TV, no radio, I spent most of the day playing cards with my cellie. His time was up, I had been in here for three days by myself when they brought in the kid. The guard led him in, the kid fell on the empty bunk and fell in a deep sleep. I kept playing solitaire, but kept looking at the kid. I am 28, about 6'2", 32 inch waist, a

Doing Without, Part 2

He struggled as I pinned him down, my bigger body covering his. His struggling caused the soft skin of his ass to rub against my cock, my precum slicking up that nice skin. He was more than a boy, but not quite a man, and he was doing the best to save his ass, no pun intended. Both of us knew I would win, but the dude wasn't planning on giving up very easy. I begin to kiss

Doing Without, Part 3

I kissed Colt for awhile, even though Colt had stopped fighting, I knew by his shriveled dick, he didn't want this. Fuck, if I was in his place, I wouldn't have wanted it either. I knew a joke about tossing salad, it sounded disgusting, but, it may help the kid...... He squirmed a little with I moved him into a position, I slowly but my tongue on his ass hole. The taste wasn't bad,

Doing Without, Part 4

I had about a third of my log in him now, it had taken awhile to get this much in the tight ass. Sweat poured from both of us. I supposed he was sweating from the pain my big dick was making him feel, my sweat from trying to control myself and not lunge into this hot tight shit hole in one single thrust. I rested for a second, this was giving Colt time to get used to me.

Donations Dilema

A girl got in line to donate blood at the local blood bank. She got to talking to the man in line in front of her and asked how often he donated blood. He corrected her, stating that he was there to donate sperm. Really, she said, how much do they pay for sperm donations? $50.00 the man stated. The girl replied that she only made $10.00 each time she donated blood. After the

Drinks & Personalities

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt. Your

Drinks & Personality

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a man's personality based on what he drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid Your Approach: Challenge him to a game

Erection Correction

There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and then he

Escaped Convict

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man

Eternal Damnation

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork.

Everlasting Lovers, Part 1

In the Beginning Rich On my 24th birthday, I moved to San Francisco to pursue a career passion as a personal trainer. When the professional opportunity presented itself I jumped on it recognizing that the city would present a much better environment for my gay lifestyle to flourish. But I never expected the life-transforming event that began at the Marina green just days after I

Everlasting Lovers, Part 2

In the Mouth Scott We hopped in my Alfa Spider, top down, and started the 20-minute drive to my house. There was so much I wanted to say about what had just happened. But words would probably detract from the communication power of our bodies. As we approached my house, I confided in Rich my unusual ability to climax repeatedly. “If I ever push for excessive sex, kick me in the

Every Dog Has His Day

George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him. "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea

First is Not Always Best

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home

First Massage

Absolutely true experience. Ever since puberty I had always fantasized about having sex with another man. I constantly masturbated over these thoughts but never acted on them until a few years ago when I was 22. I have been with many women, but never had the opportunity to act on my gay fantasies. I decided to go for it. I was in Chicago at a company meeting and I found the

First Oral Sex On A Business Trip

It was another hectic business meeting in Las Vegas. I had finished my meeting and was dying to get outside to do something. I had been to Las Vegas many times and was bored with the casino scene. After I freshened up in my hotel, I drove to a strip bar that I often go to with other guys from work. This was the first time going alone. After some beers and a few lap dances, which

First Time In Ballet Tights

It was my first dance class, and I was nervous, but the idea of wearing nylon tights in public and seeing other men in them up close was too thrilling to pass up. I have had a fetish about tights for years, and cycling and running allowed me to engage in it without suspicion. But the thick nylon supplex material was a poor substitute for the delicate, clinging nylon of ballet

Florida--Flea Paradise

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of Florida to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode

FootLocker Boy

I was in a FootLocker store at the mall; I loved how it smelled in there. All those hot jocks with their old, smelly sneakers. I sat next to this hot young stud. He looked like he just got out of practice. He seemed to be around 19ish. Man, was he good looking. He had these deep blue eyes and this light brown hair; he was all sweaty and had his stinky sneakers off. He didn’t have

Foul Cry Fowl

This middle-aged handsome and well groomed guy was in a pet shop, when he spotted this parrot, and fell in love with it as soon as she saw it. He went to the shop owner and told him that he'd like to buy the bird as a surprise for his special friend. He said he would sell it to him, but he warned her that the bird had been brought up by some male prostitute in a brothel, and had

Foul Mouthed Fowl

This lady was in a pet shop, when she spotted this parrot, and fell in love with it as soon as she saw it. She went to the shop owner and told him that she'd like to buy the bird. He said he would sell it to her, but he warned her that the bird had been brought up by some chick in a brothel, and had picked up some of the lingo. The woman said that she'd still like to have to bird,

Fresh Meat, Part 1

I was thinking about the 30 day sentence the judge had given me. It was supposed to teach me a lesson. With good time, I'd be out in 20 days, and nothing was going to change! My thoughts cleared as I was ordered to strip by some lazy overweight guard. I guess he got his jollies by watching men naked. I proudly removed my shirt. I was 19, 5'10, and had a great body. I knew I

Fresh Meat, Part 2

Fresh Meat, Part 2 "Don't do this, man, I'm straight, I'm not like that!" I begged. The guy shoved me to my knees, pulled down his boxer shorts, and said, "Get straight to work on this, kid, any teeth and you'll be missing some!" He grabbed my face, stuck two fingers into my lips and opened my mouth. His rod was on soft but he replaced his fingers with it.

Fresh Meat, Part 3

The Latin looking one’s cock had me in shock. The head of it was bigger around than a coke can. It tapered down below the head, down the shaft it got wider and wider. The base was even wider than the head! His cock was more ellipsoid in its shape than round. I knew he planned on fucking me in the ass, I thought rapidly, sucking a dick would be better than taking this monster!

Fresh Meat, Part 4

His adjusted his body onto mine, my ankles were on his wide shoulders, spreading my legs apart. His weight on top of me felt weird, he had his prick between my ass cheeks, my balls were kind of in the way. He started pumping up and down, his hard on between in my butt crack, "Shit," I was thinking, " What a stupid ass I am, I thought he was going to try and stick that thing in my

Fresh Meat, Part 5

Nothing had ever hurt this bad, nothing had prepared me for this, the worst pain I had ever felt before this was an ear ache..... I couldn't breath, I couldn't move..... I never realized how many nerve connections my asshole must have. I wasn't really aware of anything but this incredible burning pain. I think I would have blacked out, but as he forced his cock further and deeper

Freshman Romp

I was kind of nervous just starting college and moving away from home. I have never been to a big city like Chicago before and was kind of scared. I was living on campus and had two roommates that were as fresh as me. There was Bob, he was from a small town just like me and we kind of connected right away. Bob was really talkative and easy going for a little fish in a big bowl. On

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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this ol boy about 75-80 years sitting on a bench near the Food Court and he was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee." I said: "Well, then why are you

Going Down French Style

Going Down French-Style Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his boyfriend, Jene, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Jene leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Jene's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Jene. "I am Pierre the

Grievance

Grievance I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1) I do physical labor, I work at great depths 2) I plunge head first into everything I do 3) I do not get weekends off or public holidays 4) I work in a damp environment 5) I don't get paid overtime 6) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 7) I work in high temperatures 8) My work

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John was interested in the health club, which had just opened. Everybody working out in the weight room, which could be seen from the street, was really healthy and really sexy. So John decided to check out the place. He walked up to the receptionist and said he might be interested in joining the club. So she led him on a tour through the gym facilities. Everyone there was really

Hell

One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon: Demon: Why so glum, chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink.

Helping the Hopless

A little old man, well into his eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on his feet, he Shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, he asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:

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These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. These are from the old Hollywood Squares show in the 70's... Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A: George

Home Alone

Tony was a 19-year-old guy with blond hair and hazel eyes. He had bought magazines with guys playing with other guys, so he thought it would be neat to try something he hadn't before. One day when his family members were out and he was alone at home. He stripped naked and stood there in his room with a fully erect cock. He started touching himself and saying swear words and

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Steven was in bed with his boyfriend when he heard his lover opening the front door. "Hurry!" he said, "Stand in the corner." He quickly rubbed baby oil all over the boyfriend and then he dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to." he whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, Stevie?" the lover asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a

In Mourning

Mark lost his lover almost four years ago in a tragic motor accident, and still has not gotten out of his depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. A close friend is constantly calling him and urging him to get back into the world. Finally, Mark says he'd go out, but didn't know anyone. His friend immediately replies, "Mark I have someone for you to meet, Steve, a

It's Never Too Late

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a senior citizen's residence. They met one day in the social center, and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening and afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink. Things

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Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jones' wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank. A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear

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John Gavin!

***The following is a work of fiction*** Hitchcock wasn't happy with the opening scene of his new movie, "Psycho." It showed John Gavin and Janet Leigh in a Phoenix hotel room, getting dressed after having apparently just had a session of lunch-hour sex. "Why not start the scene while they're still having sex?" I suggested to Hitch. "Have the camera move into the room's window, slow

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Dave's wife decides he deserves a special present for his birthday, so she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" The wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Guinness. The

Lockerroom

I was relaxing in the locker room of the Sport Academy with a freshly opened can of suds in my right hand, after an especially gruesome day in the office. I had just dried myself off after an ice cold shower, the last procedure after finishing my usual weekly three rounds of sauna and had laid my sauna towel across the hard wooden bench to spread out on. I thought I was the last

Lost & Found

Gary recently lost his lover after a tragic skiing accident. He had him cremated and brought his ashes home with him. Picking up the urn that he was in, Gary poured his lovers ashes out on the counter. Then, while tracing his fingers in the ashes, he started talking to him. "Stan, you stupid old fool, skiing at your age........." He lowered his voice to a whisper, and with a

Lost At Sea

Lost at Sea Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he

Man Oh Man

This must be the hottest day of the year and of course my air conditioner is not working. The repairman was supposed to be here this morning, but it was already one in the afternoon. I am so hot, so sweaty, that I have no clothes on. Finally, a knock. That must be the repairman at the door! I open the door and develop the hugest erection possible. Standing in front of me is the

Marketing 101

You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day

Martini Sermon

The young priest was so afraid at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the monsignor, "How can I relax?" The monsignor, a veteran of his work, said, "My son, this Sunday it might help if you put a martini in the water pitcher instead of water. After a few sips, everything should go smoothly." Sunday came and the young priest

Me and My Lance

I was sitting there on the counter of my work office in a Motel in Orlando Flordia. I noticed that Joey Fatone of N'Sync ordered a room. I waited there since it was midnight and he was the last person to pick up his key to his room. I was visiting Orlando one day, and I decided to drop by Universal Studios because I heard that NSYNC was going to perform on "The Rosie 'O Donnell

Me and My Painter

I have had bisexual thoughts for years, but have never had the guts to act on them until recently. One of my neighbors is a professional painter and he always invites his son John to assist him on certain projects. John is 18 and a freshman at the University of Florida. I booked his father Peter to paint four bedrooms in my house. He asked me if his son could do the work over the

Midnight Stroll

It was late Saturday night and I was bored just sitting at home. I decided I’d ride into town on my bike. when I reached town I saw a good amount of people walking around and having fun. I roamed around for a good while 'til I decided it was time to head back home since I had found nothing interesting to do anyway. I hopped on my bike and started to head home. I had just gotten to

Milk Those Balls

I was always one that loved small balls, I love to put them in my mouth and just suck on them real slow...get the taste of hot balls all over my lips and rub them all over my face...Once I got the opportunity to mouth some big balls and the taste was not the same. My best encounter of small ball chewing was when I was in high school and I got drunk with a couple of close friends of

Mind Your Hands...

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Miss Queued

Young Bill was courting Miguel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Bill spied his prize bull doing the business on one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the hard word on Miguel. He

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Mr. Vain

Now that I'm a senior and have an apartment off campus, I don't spend a whole lot of time over by the frat house these days. I'd rather go to the bars than watch all the screeching little bimbos with the big hair get too drunk in the hopes that guys will pick them up and screw them. Personally I can't stand girls who will do anything to get laid. I also don't like the music I

My Fantasy

Ever since I was a young boy, I have fantasized about being with a man. I've always been straight and have always enjoyed the sex I've had with women but deep inside I've been fighting the urge to see what it would be like to suck a man's cock or to feel one deep inside me. I have yet to accomplish this dream but I will relate my fantasy as to how I would like it to occur. I'm

My first time

Although I can't believe this happened to me, three years ago to be precise, it did. On the condition of my anonymity, I'm able to write recount this incident. This was the first time I engaged in male to male sex. At the time, I was 18 and I lived in a town near Palm Beach, FL. I grew up in a pretty conservative household and this attributed to me exploring "other" activities. I

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By wazzarello@cox.net I've only had sex with one man in my life, and that was 12 years ago when I was 19. He was a 48-year-old married man with two grown children. He was about 5'9" 190 1bs with balding hair and a black beard with some gray. Although he appeared to be a little on the chubby side, he actually had a solid thick body. I had just finished my first year of college, and since it

My First Time With a Guy

I had always thought that John was really hot, even though I was straight, I could appreciate that, but I never thought of us, you know, getting it on together. We both live in Los Angeles, CA and we were driving to San Francisco to see a friend of ours from high school (we had both just graduated from college). About half way between L.A. and San Francisco, I decided to take a

My First, (Part 1 of 7)

Let me tell you about myself. My name is Mitchell. Mitch for short. I have red hair, green eyes, a ruddy complexion with a lot of freckles, and am 6-foot-5-inches tall. I am 26 years old. I was raised in a strict Irish-Catholic family in the Midwest. I have been a gymnast, a student of karate, and a wrestler since I was 8 years old. I am presently working on my dissertation at a

My First, (Part 2 of 7)

The next morning, I felt as if I hadn’t slept well. I seemed to remember tossing and turning, and for the first time I could remember, my sheets were dry. I felt some soreness in my muscles and decided that it was the result of holding myself rigid for the length of time it took for five people to sit on me. My thoughts still seemed to be focused on why I couldn’t remember what had

My First, (Part 3 of 7)

I looked up at Ryan. He had a look of sympathy and slight amusement and even wonder on his face. I realized that his hand had remained on my penis during all of the orgasm. He drew his hand away and I noticed that it was covered with my sperm. I know I went totally red again. He saw it, smiled, and said, "Wow, Mitch. I guess you were a lot more ready than I thought! And this proves

My First, (Part 4 of 7)

I awoke to my alarm clock. I was disoriented for a moment as I sat up in my bed. I couldn’t remember going to bed. I did remember talking to Ryan and drinking a lot of brandy and decided that I must have gotten so out of it that he had helped me into my apartment and into bed. As I pulled back my blankets, I realized that I was naked and wondered briefly if Ryan had helped me get

My First, (Part 5 of 7)

Finally, I decided that I had to do something. I turned in at the complex where we lived, and pulled up to the front door. "Ryan, go get your drawing pad, OK?" He turned and looked at me. I had had an idea. My karate teacher, Jerry, had a house on a hill above the city. I had watched his house for him from time to time, bringing in the mail, etc. I had a standing invitation to

My First, (Part 6 of 7)

"Mitch, I always thought you were an incredible man. But to shoot off like that twice in ten minutes, Wow!" "Ryan, is that something unusual?" "You’ve got to be kidding." "No, I’m serious. Ryan, you’ve got to remember. I haven’t had a conscious orgasm for years. I guess I’ve never given much thought to what it felt like or anything like that. It was just one of those things I

My First, (Part 7 of 7)

The comfort that came from being in contact with Ryan’s body was satisfying beyond anything I could remember feeling. Somehow, there was a feeling of familiarity to it, a feeling that we belonged together, touching each other’s bare skin. "Ryan, I have to tell you something." "What, Mitch?" "This feels very right. I’m not sure what I expected. But this feels right, good,

My One-time Fantasy Comes True

I don't and have never considered myself the least bit gay, but I have always had this fantasy of a one-time experience with a guy. Masturbating each other, sucking each other, blowing each other, but no "up the ass action". I have always had this fantasy, and thought I might act on it if conditions were perfect, but I would have to see in the moment. I am 18 yo., 5'11", 8" erect,

My Sister's Boyfriend

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Night Court

It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the Police had rounded up the usual collection of street walkers and brought them before the Judge. Three hookers stood before him, all arrested on the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself. The woman was irate, "I don't know what all this is about, your Honor. I'm a college student doing research for a

Older And...

An older gay man asks his husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" he asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, he asks his husband if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

Ooops

Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night, after dinner, he took off for the local watering hole. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole, and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to

Ooops !

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out until quite late. The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the wife told her husband that she was bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next stay. The husband

Ooops!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

Opportunity Knocks

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going. She replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas." He questioned her as to why she was going, and she told him, "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free." He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his

Parents Away - Part 1

About 6 years ago, when I was 13 and just went through puberty, my parents went to Aruba for two weeks and left me and my brother home. It was February so we still were in school, and every weekend we would have a couple of my brothers friends over, which I usually hung out with. One of his friends, Jim, would always buy me some alcohol and stuff. Well that Friday we all got

Parents Away - Part 2

The next Friday we once again got trash and once again Jim and I ended up again in my parents bedroom. He moved over to my side of the bed and stretched. He asked if I minded if he put his arm around me. Of course I said no. Then he asked me if I was drunk, and I said yes. I then asked him and he also replied yes. I was really hot so I stripped to my underwear. He did

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Peer Pressure

The other day, my friends and I decided to 'do' the town. We started out at our regular gay bar and wound up at a night club that had male strippers. We were all pretty loaded by this time. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be

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Perception

A man walks into his local gay bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my lover in

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I met a guy through a personal column, and he came over to my place one night to get acquainted. We were sitting there that night, having a drink, with the lights low, and we walked to my bedroom window. There was a guy across the lane, jacking off. Boy, was Peter surprised. Up to that time, besides my preoccupation with solo-sex, my sexual experiences had all been with guys who

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It was the night before the 4th of July and the summer sucked. I had just finished my freshman year of college. All the girls wanted were the older jocks, and I discovered that no matter how horny I might be, the only release would be jerking off. So my mood was black and blue, and my bonehead move just hours before didn't help. I had heard that one of the girls that everyone

Pissed

A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got down and back he'd lose a half hour of time. The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end

Please...

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He went home to tell his lover and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked his lover if he would have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live. "Of course, Darling!" he replied. And so they had sex. Four hours later they were lying in bed and he turned to his lover again, and

Predictable

One night two men both at a gay bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the first man says to his new found friend, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun." The other doctor agrees to it. So they go back to his place and he goes in the

Predictable

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they’re both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It’ll just be one night of fun.” The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She

Prison Mate

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Revenge Takes Its Toll

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. He then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next he picked up a hacksaw. The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye,

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Robocock

Dr. Joe White entered the office of his lab and closed the door. He was a handsome stud, no stranger to the gym. His face held a concerned look as his creation didn’t immediately come to greet him. Suddenly he heard the familiar metal and machine noises coming from the gym area, and he relaxed. Robocock walked into view. He was an amazing 6' amalgam of muscle and polished metal.

Santa's Had It With Straights !

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Selling It on Cellular

There were several men in the locker room of a private club, after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the benches, rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: - "Hello?" - "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" - "Yes." - "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy

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Mark met a handsome guy, Andy, and he decided he wanted to settle into a relationship right away. Andy said, "But we don't know anything about each other." Mark said, "That's all right. We'll learn about each other as we go along." So Andy consented, and they went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when Mark got up off of his towel,

Severe Punishment

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I am a model, and I try my best to keep in shape and looking good. On the weekends, I enjoy sunbathing in the nude so that I do not have any tan lines. I go to a park on a lake, get naked, and sunbath in the bed of my truck. I have never seen anyone in the park, but this weekend I saw and got to enjoy a cyclist. I was laying in the bed of in my chair with my cooler of water

Shirtless Truckers In Love

"Baz, go on, get out! And never come here again!" Baz's parents shut the door on their son. He had been disowned because they had found out he was gay. His parents were very homophobic and hated all gays, so they had chucked him out. Baz walked along with his suitcase. He had no friends and his only other living relative was an aunt in LA, 500 miles away. Since it was the middle

Shopping Surprise

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Shower Time

Chris came to college two quarters after I did. He was about 5'6" and built. He had a perfect six-pack stomach, very defined legs and arms, and a perfect bubble butt. He also didn't mind showing himself. He would walk to the shower naked or lay around in his room naked. The college that we attended was what I call a suit case college. On the weekends, everyone packs up and goes

Size Matters

A few days after Jack met Woody, he had his name tattooed on his penis to show him how much he loved him. When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy". Woody was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion." Later in the year they decide to go to Jamaica for their vacation. Their hotel had three beaches, one traditional, one nudist, and one gay

Son of A ...

Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One of the trees says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other tree says that he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The tall tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that sapling is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

Splattering Jim Palmer

***The following is a work of fiction*** The year was 1981. Mike and I were alone in the fraternity house, thumbing through a copy of "Newsweek" magazine. Suddenly we came across a full-page ad showing baseball star Jim Palmer, modeling a pair of Jockey briefs. And not the regular kind of white briefs, but rather a pair of red bikini briefs with a bulge in the crotch that, as they

Stature is Everything

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the

Stepbrother

I was 19 and in college, and had been interested in other boys for quite some time. I fantasized constantly about it, but had kept it to myself for fear of what people might think. That was all to change however, when my mother remarried, to a very nice man with an 18 year old son named David. David was a real fox! He had light brown hair, beautiful green eyes, the most perfect

Straight Stud's Rape, Part 1

It was getting close to midnight, almost time for me to close up the store, and it was none to soon. That's when he walked in. Earlier, that evening I had sold him some beer and cigarettes. His slurred speech and stumbling movements told me the beer had taken his effect. His slurred masculine voice asked me for a pack of reds in the box. I eyed him up and down as I made

Straight Stud's Rape, Part 2

I shook him, he didn't react. I shook him harder, still nothing. I pushed him over to the passengers side of the pick up. He didn't even moan. I climbed in beside him and thought for a few minutes. I stared at him, and knew what I had to do. I stepped out of the truck and unlocked the store. I got a sack and begin to gather various things from the store. I got

Straight Stud's Rape, Part 3

I looked at the stud's boner, the uncut meat looked tantalizing, but those man nipple's needed a work over, too. I straddled him, his hard cock pressing into my inner thigh, and bent down placing my mouth on his left nipple. I gently sucked it into full hardness, watching the brown nipple grow stiffer. He had really long nips. I knew they needed a good chew. I bit

Straightboy?

My friends came up from college for the weekend. I went out that day to get ready, purchasing two cases of beer for the party we'd been planning for the whole week. Kristen brought up a quarter of weed and her really cool bong cause we were all going to get quite stoned. I'd never tried pot before, because smoking always makes me cough an awful lot. Kristen was coming up with her

Strip Poker at a Lake Cabin (Part 1)

My name’s Rob and my wife (Cindy) and her best friend (Barbara) were going out of town over Memorial Day weekend to have a 10th high school reunion with their girlfriends. That was going to leave me all alone at the house over the long weekend. “Bull shit” I thought and opted not to stay “home alone” for the weekend. I rented out a secluded lake cabin about 2 hours upstate from our

Strip Poker at a Lake Cabin (Part 2)

Continued from Part 1 - Lance walked back over to the table and told me to lie down. I was really nervous and was starting to shake. He told me to relax, but I couldn’t. He took each of my legs and put them onto his chest with my feet sticking up past his broad shoulders. My legs were really shaking. He pulled my ass down to the edge of the table and then pushed himself on top

Sweaty Latino Barber

I was at the local barber shop and they had no air conditioner, man, it was boiling hot in there! I was ok though. I kept myself happy by watching all the sweaty men in the place. They were like fucking pigs, sweat dripping down their faces in streams. It was really sexy to me. I just sat on the bench, with a big smile on my face. I was too busy admiring the stinking men that I

Tavern Tipsy

From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a (supposedly) true story from Madison, Wisconsin. Recently a police patrol car routinely parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly

Tennessee Degree

A young man graduated from the University of Tennessee with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Tennessee, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.

Texas Bragging Rights

In a Texas bar, the bartender Fred was fed up with penis-boasting from the regulars. So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them, "Whip 'em out!" Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar to begin measuring all the exposed cocks. Just then a gay guy walks into the bar. Fred asks the man if there is something that he can get for him. The gay guy replies, "I was going to

Thanksgiving Sex

I went home for Thanksgiving to be with my family and friends for the big Thanksgiving dinner. My family isn't that large, but I have a large extended family. At our dinner, we usually have about 30 people, and I get to see people that I haven't seen since last year. Sine my mother is always going crazy with the house, I stay in a motel room in order to keep my sanity. After our

That's nice...

Two police officers saw this old man staggering down the street. Stopping him, they can tell he has had far too much to drink and instead of taking him to jail they decide to just drive him home. They loaded him into the police cruiser and one of the officers gets in the back with the drunken man. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the man where he lived, all he

The Boys Next Door

All the neighbors complained when the three young men moved in the apartment across the hall from mine. The cry went up that the newcomers would play loud music and keep everyone in the building awake with their comings and goings. Everyone complained but me. I knew three good looking hunks when I saw them, and these guys were beautifully built. I studied them carefully as they

The Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I

The First

So after months and months of flirting and chatting online I finally decided to meet James, a guy I'd been chatting with online for many a late night. He first instant messaged me about a year ago and he said he liked my profile. It seemed harmless enough but he slowly started asking me questions about if I'd ever fantasized about being with a guy. Honestly, it had never really

The Forfeit

It was late Sunday afternoon in a house in the mountains. After spending a weekend out of town, it was time for me to head out on the road to return home for work the next day. My friend Mike had been insisting all day that I call in sick so I could stay one more day until he left for his home on Monday. I really needed to get back because I had a full day of work, and my team was

The Fucking of a Lifetime

I am for sure—straight. Always did, and still consider myself straight. But one day after going swimming with my friend, we were in the locker room and he, even though he's not gay either, noticed a good-looking guy. He made me a $1000 bet that I couldn't get him to suck my cock. The guy was good looking, and for $1000, it was worth it. So we made the bet and off I went. I had

The Gift

The Gift A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of

The Masturbation Showers

In the locker room at college, there are showers at either end. Guys at my school would frequently masturbate in the showers, because they had the time. But some guys just didn't want to see other guys jerking their cocks, or spilling their male goo everywhere. So we got the school to make two signs, one for each shower room: "Masturbation Allowed" and "No Masturbation". So if you

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the

The Perfect Prescription

A man went into a pharmacy on Polk Street in San Francisco, and asked to talk to the pharmacist. The guy he was talking to said that he was the pharmacist and that he and his lover owned the store. He then asked if there was something he could help the man with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a huge cock which is permanently erect and causes me a lot

Think Before You Speak...

A doctor and his lover are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the doctor blurts out, "You know what? You're not that great in bed anyway!" So he goes off to work and thinks it over and decides to call his boyfriend and make amends....So he calls the house and the phone rings many, many times and then his lover finally answers the phone completely out of

Timber!

A lady from California bought a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she eared the top, she found a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, she slid down the tree and got many splinters in her private parts. In a lot of pain, she

Too Many Martini's

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Excuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing," said the Irishman, "my boyfriend just sent me out

Top 45 Oxymorons

45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military

Top Man

I didn't feel like going to the gym today because it was so nice outside. I put on my tight tank top and short spandex shorts and went anyway. I'm 23 years old, 5'11, brown hair and have blue eyes -- very college jock type. I am 190lbs. of pure smooth muscle and I'm ripped! I have huge thighs, a tiny waist and an awesome bubble butt that looks totally hot in my electric blue

Trouble With Crusin'

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter, with a great big smile on his face. Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, 'Sure you can

Ty (Bronco) Hardin

***The following is PURELY a work of fiction*** It's July of 1971 and I'm lying in a hotel bed in Spain, next to the sleeping form of ex-TV star, Ty Hardin. He's sprawled face-up on top of the sheets, stark naked, eyes closed, mouth half-open. He's snoring and there's still a hint of liquor on his breath. His legs are spread apart and I find myself staring, as I did the night

Vacanze in Grecia

Premetto che è una storia di pura fantasia erotica. Partii per le vacanze estive con il mio amico e mi recai nell'isola del divertimento la splendida isola di IOS in Grecia. I primi giorni trscorsero veloci, tra una tintarella e l'altra. Un giorno io e il mio amico dicidemmo di andare a noleggiare un motorino per girare tutta l'isola. Ci recammo sulla spiaggia più vicina e

Viagra At Any Age

An elderly gentleman went to the local drugstore & asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each 1 into 4 pieces?" The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The elderly gentleman replied, "Oh, that's alright, I'm

Visiting the Doctor

It was the third day in a row that my cock was erect. By this time I was frightened, three days and unable to lose my erection!! I tried everything, masturbating, getting sucked on for three hours straight even icing it and still hard. I knew I had to go visit my doctor saw I just showed up at the office as this was an emergency for me at least. I had a long jacket on but was able

Walking Along the Beach

One day in mid July, I was walking along one of the non-clothing optional beaches (must wear clothing) in the area where I live. I was wearing a bikini and shoes that was it. I was just walking along, enjoying the heat and the sun and I see this really good-looking guy walking in the opposite direction as me, wearing a string bikini, which barely covered anything. In the front,

What Ever It Takes to Golf on Saturday

There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday afternoon but couldn't because of there wives, so one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said: "I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!" The second said, "That's nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car

What? 30 Years and No Watch?

George, the postman, was retiring after 30 years. And today was the LAST day on his route. As he approached Mrs. Smith's residence, she opened the door and said: "Oh, George! I think it is SO wonderful! Just think - 30 years on the job!" She took him by the arm and led him into the house. "Today, in celebration, I have a SURPRISE for you!" She sat him down at the dining room

When My Friends Surprised Me

This a true story of my 18th birthday, just a few weeks ago! It was the morning of my 18th birthday. It was a Saturday morning so I didn't have to go to school. I was so excited because the week before, my best friend, who is so hot, has such a great, hard body and is just gorgeous, promised me a surprise on my birthday. Him and me do a lot of jacking off together, and so I

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