1. Cover your stump before U hump. 2. Before U attack 'er, wrap yer wacker! 3. Don't be silly, protect yer willy. 4. When in doubt, shroud yer spout. 5. Don't be a loner, cover yer boner. 6. You can't go wrong if U shield yer dong. 7. If yer not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it! 8. If U think he's spunky, cover...
Penis breath, a lover's dread... Is what you get when you give head... Unpleasant as it tends to be... Be greateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why... You bothered reaching for his fly... But it's too late, can't be a tease... Accept the fact, get on your knees. You know you've...
In this garden were two little leaves One covered Adam's One covered Eve's As the story goes on nevertheless to say The wind came align and blew the leaves away At the sight Adam did stare There was Eve's treasure All covered with hair And wonder came under Eve's eyes As Adam's thing started to rise They found a spot that suited them best A nice big tree where...
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